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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Susan
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Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone.
Santa
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By the time he got to me then he would be thoroughly pissed .............. he would be singing ....
ish begi..... too loooooooooooooooooooo a lot like crishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   |
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"By the time he got to me then he would be thoroughly pissed .............. he would be singing ....
ish begi..... too loooooooooooooooooooo a lot like crishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "
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My daughter posted the usual letter with a long list of stuff she wanted, her dad took her to post it, thought nothing more of it. I ordered one of those online letters from Santa, forgot to mention I had done it, so when the letter arrived from Santa, her dad said "How did he know our address because she didn't put it on her letter".......I just looked at him, I've never seen him look so confused, I left it a couple if hours to explain lol  |
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"My daughter posted the usual letter with a long list of stuff she wanted, her dad took her to post it, thought nothing more of it. I ordered one of those online letters from Santa, forgot to mention I had done it, so when the letter arrived from Santa, her dad said "How did he know our address because she didn't put it on her letter".......I just looked at him, I've never seen him look so confused, I left it a couple if hours to explain lol "
oh u sooo should have played it a bit longer lol had me in stitches |
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"My daughter posted the usual letter with a long list of stuff she wanted, her dad took her to post it, thought nothing more of it. I ordered one of those online letters from Santa, forgot to mention I had done it, so when the letter arrived from Santa, her dad said "How did he know our address because she didn't put it on her letter".......I just looked at him, I've never seen him look so confused, I left it a couple if hours to explain lol
oh u sooo should have played it a bit longer lol had me in stitches "
I know.......but I couldn't stop laughing at him, I think he was almost on the verge of believing in Santa again |
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