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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition. "
That's a very kind offer!
Have you seen Dave recently?
I will hand it back in tip top condition for you |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition.
That's a very kind offer!
Have you seen Dave recently?
I will hand it back in tip top condition for you "
Why, does he want a lend too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition. "
It's detachable ?
Does that mean you have spares for any occasion, all sizes and colours?
I only share mine and would never loan it out |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition.
It's detachable ?
Does that mean you have spares for any occasion, all sizes and colours?
I only share mine and would never loan it out "
I would obviously need to tag along in a supervisory capacity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies if you could have a willy for one day,
Would you?
What would you do with it?
Yes I would!
And I would play with it all day "
For sure. It'd be a waste not to?!
I'd also have to keep touching and adjusting it if I had to pop to the shops?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've sometimes wondered what it'd be like to have a vagina for a day instead of a penis - but why not have BOTH?!
Then we could all plug in and fuck ourselves - mind though, if nature had intended for that to happen guys penises would get erect backwards rather than to the front. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've sometimes wondered what it'd be like to have a vagina for a day instead of a penis - but why not have BOTH?!
Then we could all plug in and fuck ourselves - mind though, if nature had intended for that to happen guys penises would get erect backwards rather than to the front."
Where there's a will (y).... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've sometimes wondered what it'd be like to have a vagina for a day instead of a penis - but why not have BOTH?!
Then we could all plug in and fuck ourselves - mind though, if nature had intended for that to happen guys penises would get erect backwards rather than to the front.
Where there's a will (y)...."
Maybe, but I draw the line at cutting it off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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id love to toss myself off to the point where im about to cum then stop,, wait a while,, go for it again... then stop then just wank til im at the point of no return and see how far i can spunk..
might even be a devil create a 'tribute' pic and wipe my cock on the curtains |
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I'd give it my best hand massage ever and it would last and last and last...then I'd find a lovely hot wet mouth to give it some attention.
Best of all will be to pee standing up and not wet my knickers doing so! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh come on I can't believe that not one of you would take a photo of it next to a can of lynx Africa or a sky remote. You girls just don't know what it's like to have one of these bad boys! Photos next to inanimate objects is a must |
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"Oh come on I can't believe that not one of you would take a photo of it next to a can of lynx Africa or a sky remote. You girls just don't know what it's like to have one of these bad boys! Photos next to inanimate objects is a must"
The 1.5L Coke bottle does it for me!!! I'm so shallow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id love to toss myself off to the point where im about to cum then stop,, wait a while,, go for it again... then stop then just wank til im at the point of no return and see how far i can spunk..
might even be a devil create a 'tribute' pic and wipe my cock on the curtains "
Know a guy who used to do this before playing rugby made him much more aggressive sexually frustrated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would also put lots of cock shots up!!
Reckon you'd be big enough?
What's size got to do with cock shots Brian? "
Didn't Tina Turner sing a song about that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For sale
28yr old penis, circumcised, 8" in length and of undetermined circumference
Well used, one careful male owner.
Please message for details"
Will it come in a box with a shiny red bow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For sale
28yr old penis, circumcised, 8" in length and of undetermined circumference
Well used, one careful male owner.
Please message for details"
Does it come with a 30 day money back guarantee ? |
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