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No matter who they follow
No matter where they lead
No matter how they judge us
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"I am deeply moved. Do I now have to dish out sweets? "Yes please! Chocolate bananas would do very nicely | |||
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"Warm dripping creamy chocolate, I presume? I can also suggest good ol'fashioned pisang goreng - banana fried in butter, with a sprinkling of sugar and cinnamon. Interested? "No just the chocolate bananas that you can buy in an old fashioned sweet shop! | |||
 Will have to manifacture some myself then. | |||
"Warm dripping creamy chocolate, I presume? I can also suggest good ol'fashioned pisang goreng - banana fried in butter, with a sprinkling of sugar and cinnamon. Interested? "How threads turn in this place. We've gone from fanny farts, to beautiful serenades to water sports | |||
"Warm dripping creamy chocolate, I presume? I can also suggest good ol'fashioned pisang goreng - banana fried in butter, with a sprinkling of sugar and cinnamon. Interested?
How threads turn in this place. We've gone from fanny farts, to beautiful serenades to water sports "Whoa! Did I miss something? Where did the water sports come in? | |||
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"Pisang on her goreng "Ah! As if you've never had a pisang goreng. | |||
"Pisang on her goreng
Ah! As if you've never had a pisang goreng."No fear. They look like a battered cock | |||
"Pisang on her goreng
Ah! As if you've never had a pisang goreng.
No fear. They look like a battered cock"Now I know you have battered your cock before and they look nothing like that. The real problem is that there is a fruit in the middle. It could be worse and be peas. | |||
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"Pisang on her goreng
Ah! As if you've never had a pisang goreng.
No fear. They look like a battered cock
Now I know you have battered your cock before and they look nothing like that.
The real problem is that there is a fruit in the middle. It could be worse and be peas.
"That was more of a chocolate eclair. | |||
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"Is this water sport chat isn't getting me my chocolate bananas is it!! "As luck would have it Lucy. This cock I'm lending you comes in a chocolate dipped version | |||
Haven't got a microwave so have to au-bain-marie the chocolate. Will take a while. | |||
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"Is this water sport chat isn't getting me my chocolate bananas is it!!
As luck would have it Lucy. This cock I'm lending you comes in a chocolate dipped version "Self sucking is that possible?
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"I'm being fobbed off with a lousy song and she gets a choc-dipped cock? Where's justice in that?!" Lousy song! ffs I wore my best flag to sing that. | |||
"Is this water sport chat isn't getting me my chocolate bananas is it!!
As luck would have it Lucy. This cock I'm lending you comes in a chocolate dipped version
Self sucking is that possible?
"Yea. Check out Horny Plasterers avatar | |||
"I'm being fobbed off with a lousy song and she gets a choc-dipped cock? Where's justice in that?!" Lousy song!! LOUSY SONG! Ppfffttt I was using my best singing voice as well | |||
"I'm being fobbed off with a lousy song and she gets a choc-dipped cock? Where's justice in that?! Lousy song!! LOUSY SONG! Ppfffttt I was using my best singing voice as well "*backpaddles* I said the SONG was lousy - your voice could shatter crystal | |||
"I'm being fobbed off with a lousy song and she gets a choc-dipped cock? Where's justice in that?! Lousy song! ffs I wore my best flag to sing that. " My profound apologies - we haven't met so I'm not acquainted with your dressing code. How can I make up for this faux pas? | |||
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"You can't ! Especially if I sing to you
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No matter who they follow
No matter where they lead
No matter how they judge us
I'll be everyone you need "I thought he was with the Shadows and Hank | |||
"You can't ! Especially if I sing to you
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No matter who they follow
No matter where they lead
No matter how they judge us
I'll be everyone you need
I thought he was with the Shadows and Hank"Keith Duffy and the Shadows doesn't really go together. | |||
"I'll let you off if you sing the Yogi Bear song. " Again apologies - this time for getting (way)laid. I was unfamiliar with this song, and found somebody who taught me the proper lyrics: I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi, Yogi, I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi Yogi bear. Yogi Yogi bear!! Yogi Yogi bear!! I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi Yogi bear. Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie, Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie Suzie bear Suzie Suzie bear!! Suzie Suzie bear!! Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie Suzie bear. Suzie she likes whips and chains, kinky, kinky, Suzie she likes whips and chains, she's kinky bear. shes's kinky bear!! she's kinky bear!! Suzie likes whips and chains, she's kinky bear. Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, grizley, grizley, Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, she's a grizley bear. She's a grizley bear!! She's a grizley bear!! Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, she's a grizley bear. Yogi's knob is long and green, cue cum, cue cum, Yogi's knob is long and green he's a cue cum bear. He's a cucumbear!! He's a cucumbear!! Yogi's knob is long and green he's a cucumbear. Suzie put it in her mouth, GOBLIN!! GOBLIN!! Suzie put it in her mouth, she's a goblin bear. She's a goblin bear!! She's a goblin bear!! Suzie put it in her mouth, she's a goblin bear!! Yogi's got a cheesey knob, camin, camin Yogi's got a cheesey knob, he's a camin bear. He's a camin bear!! He's a camin bear!! Yogi's got a cheesey knob, he's a camin bear. Boo Boo turnes up with his friends, gang bang, gang bang, Boo Boo turns up with his friends, he's a gang bang bear. He's a gang bang bear!! He's a gang bang bear!! Boo Boo turns up with his friends, he's a gang bang bear. Whose that bear right over there? Big tits, blonde hair, Whose that bear right over there? Big tits and blonde hair. It must be Dani bear!! It must be Dani bear!! She's got big tits and blonde hair, it must be Dani bear. (SLOW) Now I'm here all on my own.....lonely.....lonely, Now I'm here all on my own.....I'm a lonely bear. What can I do all on my own?? Lonely....Lonely, what can I do all on my own?? I'm a wanker bear!! (FAST- BACK TO NORMAL) I'm a wanker bear!! I'm a wanker bear!! Everytime I'm on my own...I'M A WANKER BEAR!! I'm a wanker bear!! I'm a wanker bear!! Everytime I'm on my own....I'm a wanker bear!! | |||
 consider yourself officially let off. | |||
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" consider yourself officially let off. "Thank you - but in a strange way I find that disappointing as well | |||
"Yoni, that song has left me traumatised. Poor Boo Boo Bear." Mea Culpa, Lickety
Peace offering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbCI68eSNsA
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