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Where's all the fucking rants??
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"It's Thursday for fucks sake!
Sort it out people!!!
Even Jodie has done a "Rant Thursday" no show.
Piss poor effort by you all!
Rant over!   "
Well there are a few hug threads, and enough rants on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturday and Sundays...make do and stop moaning....(see what I did there?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is a vegetarian option signposted as one, am I such a dick that out of sausage casserole, chicken Kiev and macaroni cheese, I need to be told which is the vegitarian option.
I'm not even a vegitarian does that mean I can't have the macaroni bloody cheese. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I can't get the bloody seams to stay straight. It looks like an inebriated child has drawn a wobbly black line on the backs of my legs. I know it is because I am wearing tights instead of stockings but still.
I need a dresser.
I have another rant but it would break forum rules. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Why is a vegetarian option signposted as one, am I such a dick that out of sausage casserole, chicken Kiev and macaroni cheese, I need to be told which is the vegitarian option.
I'm not even a vegitarian does that mean I can't have the macaroni bloody cheese."
They might have used veggie sausages in the casserole? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rant similar to Lickety's - received a prezzie from a friend: thick, thermal, leggings. Wonderful. Put them on, and the right leg's seam wanders from crotch across the knee to the right ankle.
Whoever cut the cloth is a bloody cheapskate.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my rant is to do with 02.. they disconnected my incoming and outgoing calls etc and demaded i pay them before my payment date.. then they charged me a re connection fee
and this morning i get in the post a 'notice of enforcement' to pay all of my phone plan off.. wtf grrrrrr  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some folks are moaning that its cold..
in November..!!
really..
buy some proper kit and enjoy it..
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what like,coal,gas,oil,have you seen the price of it? |
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"Some folks are moaning that its cold..
in November..!!
really..
buy some proper kit and enjoy it..
what like,coal,gas,oil,have you seen the price of it?"
No, kit, gear, clothing..
get some on get out and enjoy the weather.. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Some folks are moaning that its cold..
in November..!!
really..
buy some proper kit and enjoy it..
Yeah This! See mine above.
We should connect!  "
What and have dudes talking to each other? |
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"Some folks are moaning that its cold..
in November..!!
really..
buy some proper kit and enjoy it..
Yeah This! See mine above.
We should connect! "
agreed, but no convo's about your goretex is better than my whatever..
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"I got a fucking rant.
Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite
ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..  "
I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'. |
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"I got a fucking rant.
Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite
ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..
I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'."
My neck hurts every time I sit down at the keyboard, I've done something to it - but I can't afford to keep going to osteos and chiropracters at £60 a throw, greedy buggers.........I need a free neck massage!!
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"I got a fucking rant.
Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite
ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..
I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'.
My neck hurts every time I sit down at the keyboard, I've done something to it - but I can't afford to keep going to osteos and chiropracters at £60 a throw, greedy buggers.........I need a free neck massage!!
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That is a shit.
Someone talks to you and you have to turn round rather than just twist your head to face them.
Good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....don't get me started!
group therapy.. cmon get it off your chest "
Where shall i start? Or can that be a rant in itself? Don't know where to rant about starting to rant about the rant itself.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over. "
You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?"
I agree you got the logistics all wrong. Plus come Saturday you'll have a Sat pant rant which is just unacceptable
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I've really got nothing to rant about...people rant about the most mundane things at times....its like an episode of eastenders everything just has to be a drama....and all about them...lol and no i talking generally before people assume its about on here... |
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over. "
Are Thursdays Blue pants dry? If so just turn them inside out, I wont say a word |
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"I've really got nothing to rant about...people rant about the most mundane things at times....its like an episode of eastenders everything just has to be a drama....and all about them...lol and no i talking generally before people assume its about on here... "
I cant believe you just said that. Eastenders isnt the only soap on the box you know?
Corrie, Emmerdale, Neighbours, Home and Away to name just a few.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
Are Thursdays Blue pants dry? If so just turn them inside out, I wont say a word"
Why would they be wet?  |
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
Are Thursdays Blue pants dry? If so just turn them inside out, I wont say a word
Why would they be wet? "
Because I pressume'd her washing machine used water not just air.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
Are Thursdays Blue pants dry? If so just turn them inside out, I wont say a word
Why would they be wet?
Because I pressume'd her washing machine used water not just air.
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Turning them inside out won't make them dry on one side though. |
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"I've really got nothing to rant about...people rant about the most mundane things at times....its like an episode of eastenders everything just has to be a drama....and all about them...lol and no i talking generally before people assume its about on here...
I cant believe you just said that. Eastenders isnt the only soap on the box you know?
Corrie, Emmerdale, Neighbours, Home and Away to name just a few.
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Ok all of them put together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?
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Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?
Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow. "
Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?
Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow.
Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.
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I have nothing planned Saturday morning so that may just work. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.
I have nothing planned Saturday morning so that may just work. "
No, Saturday you and I will go shopping. I can find you blue and pink pants but I need to know your size.
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?
Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow. "
 . I love your rant.....and to answer the question, go commando? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.
I have nothing planned Saturday morning so that may just work.
No, Saturday you and I will go shopping. I can find you blue and pink pants but I need to know your size.
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I'm a medium. But I couldn't possibly leave the house pantless, I would feel all out if sorts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?
Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow.
. I love your rant.....and to answer the question, go commando?"
Blue ? Hard to find in mens pant world?
Seriously ? Where are you shopping?
La Senza ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Minx has everyone full of Christmas cheer 
So it's minxies fault eh?
It was inevitable I guess that one day she'd break Rant Thursday! "
it wasn't my fault |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a pant rant.
Blue ? Hard to find in mens pant world?
Seriously ? Where are you shopping?
La Senza ? "
I go to Gilbert & Sullivans pant shop. The Pirates of Men's Pants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".....don't get me started!
group therapy.. cmon get it off your chest
Where shall i start? Or can that be a rant in itself? Don't know where to rant about starting to rant about the rant itself.
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try shoooooooooooooooooooes lol that's you sorted now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a fucking rant.
Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite
ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that.. "
I have seen am on to him .... just wait !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a fucking rant.
Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite
ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..
I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'."
see this posting shows me you are in denial about the Christmas aspect as you assumed the need for the South Pole to come up !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a fucking rant.
Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite
Yeah!! Big it up for the bah humbuggers!!!
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ure on the wrong thread cheering - your sposed to be ranting!!! |
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Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.
I have nothing planned Saturday morning so that may just work.
No, Saturday you and I will go shopping. I can find you blue and pink pants but I need to know your size.
I'm a medium. But I couldn't possibly leave the house pantless, I would feel all out if sorts. "
You might just get turned on by it..?? Even more kinky, borrow some of the Mrs' pants of the appropriate colour? Hmm, huh??
Great pant rant... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?
Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow.
Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.
I have nothing planned Saturday morning so that may just work. "
Suggestion, have thought about a cheeky wee turquoise pair |
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"I got a fucking rant.
Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite
ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..
I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'.
see this posting shows me you are in denial about the Christmas aspect as you assumed the need for the South Pole to come up !!!! "
Its not just the South Pole that comes up. Cliff Richard does, Funny tasting food, funny tasting drinks, funny looking clothes, funny looking words, queues everywhere, the same dozen or songs get played on the radio and tv, I could go on but I wont.
Dosent help that I don't believe the story behind it either, I certanly dont mean any offence to anyone here, wether they are in Sydney Uni or Aberwsytrh's for that matter. |
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"I got a fucking rant.
Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite
ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..
I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'.
see this posting shows me you are in denial about the Christmas aspect as you assumed the need for the South Pole to come up !!!!
Its not just the South Pole that comes up. Cliff Richard does, Funny tasting food, funny tasting drinks, funny looking clothes, funny looking words, queues everywhere, the same dozen or songs get played on the radio and tv, I could go on but I wont.
Dosent help that I don't believe the story behind it either, I certanly dont mean any offence to anyone here, wether they are in Sydney Uni or Aberwsytrh's for that matter."
I am a little confuddled here ... you have Cliff Richard with your South Pole???......... don't tell Evie!!! |
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over. "
I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend |
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend"
surely pink and blue ones make purple ones |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend
surely pink and blue ones make purple ones "
Not if they are colour-fast.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Telesales! 7 calls off one number in 3 chuffing days.
Searched out a number for the company and feel quite sorry for the woman and man who just received both barrels but it's bloody deserved. |
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"Telesales! 7 calls off one number in 3 chuffing days.
Searched out a number for the company and feel quite sorry for the woman and man who just received both barrels but it's bloody deserved."
ask for full names of individuals and employer details and explain that your personal details are being used fraudulently ( fraud scares the shit out of them) and that you have a lawyer liasing with police on it.
works for me |
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend
surely pink and blue ones make purple ones
Not if they are colour-fast.
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The only thing thats fast is the contents they hold inside |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend
surely pink and blue ones make purple ones
Not if they are colour-fast.
The only thing thats fast is the contents they hold inside "
That doesn't sound good.
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"I have a pant rant.
Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.
Pant rant over.
I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend
surely pink and blue ones make purple ones
Not if they are colour-fast.
The only thing thats fast is the contents they hold inside
That doesn't sound good.
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Thankfully this wasnt a lonely hearts advert.
Dirty. Male. 38. Blah de blah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have nothing to get of my chest so no ranting here
Your bra!
Of no. They are better contained ! X
Can we put that to the vote. "
Ok will un contain them for enough votes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have nothing to get of my chest so no ranting here
Your bra!
Of no. They are better contained ! X
Can we put that to the vote.
Ok will un contain them for enough votes "
Can I rant that we should bring back block voting and I lay claim to a block of 1000 votes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So today, I had something like really...like really really important to say on twitter.
What fuckhead decided to dictate to me that 140 characters was enough to say it?..
#FUtwitter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to spread rants across the week.....less stressful
i have a rant - finding a profile AFTER i moved away from Fenland "
grass greener all that jazz! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I start ranting I might not stop so best I leave it for someone more serene.
Rant please, we welcome it "
Start ranting...
Or I am at risk of forgetting what a rant is!
This is a rant. |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"I like to spread rants across the week.....less stressful
i have a rant - finding a profile AFTER i moved away from Fenland
grass greener all that jazz! "
its a different shade of green but still a missed connection in life |
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I miss ITV's The Chase.
Instead of watching that I have the option of putting BBC1 on and watching a quiz show I havent got a clue whats going on or what the point is, with the poshist guy on TV.
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Leave ITV on and watch the Paul o Grady show which dosent even have PoG on as he's unwell (I hope he makes a full and speedy recovery), still dont like ya fucking show though.
Fuck sake, the tv wankers |
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"I miss ITV's The Chase.
Instead of watching that I have the option of putting BBC1 on and watching a quiz show I havent got a clue whats going on or what the point is, with the poshist guy on TV.
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Leave ITV on and watch the Paul o Grady show which dosent even have PoG on as he's unwell (I hope he makes a full and speedy recovery), still dont like ya fucking show though.
Fuck sake, the tv wankers"
8 out of 10 rant ranking |
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