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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Christmas is cancelled
The goose ain't getting stuffed
Please put your cock in the old girls chuff
If you haven't got a biggun,
The a little 'un will do
And if you haven't got a cock at all she'll strap up and screw you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Told you all ages ago santa is dead.  "
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's nnnnnot a very nnnnice thing to say when I am here - I am ggggggonnna cry now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You shouldn't joke about people dying it's not nice.
Some poor granny dropped down dead in front of me at Tesco the other day  "
had u been dressed in clothes !!! she wouldn't have had such a fright!!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"You shouldn't joke about people dying it's not nice.
Some poor granny dropped down dead in front of me at Tesco the other day
had u been dressed in clothes !!! she wouldn't have had such a fright!!! "
I felt so sorry for her. She had only just bought a bag for life  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I exposed myself to two women the other day,,,
One of them had a stroke,,
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the other couldn t reach,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shouldn't joke about people dying it's not nice.
Some poor granny dropped down dead in front of me at Tesco the other day
had u been dressed in clothes !!! she wouldn't have had such a fright!!!
I felt so sorry for her. She had only just bought a bag for life "
ure priceless!!! |
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