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If there is one specific thing.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..spotting the beginnings of an erection under her dress  "
hmmmm I'm dunno bout that... would be interesting so long as she didn't have a 6 O'clock shadow!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any of the following will put me off a person:
Badly capped teeth
Dirty fingers and nails
Lack of good sense of humour or devoid of a personality
Egoistic
Bad table manners
Unkind to other people
Biggots
etc...  |
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"Any of the following will put me off a person:
Badly capped teeth
Dirty fingers and nails
Lack of good sense of humour or devoid of a personality
Egoistic
Bad table manners
Unkind to other people
Biggots
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Blimey, I hope John McRirick isn't reading this, he'll be reaching for the razor blades |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hard to pick one! I've not played for the following reason:
Unkempt: if no effort taking for initial meet yuk: clean clothes a must!
Bad manners: pushing in front of me and letting the door close in my face doesn't impress me much!
Poor oral hygiene: not going to kiss someone who doesn't own a toothbrush!
Indescretion: talking in a derogatory manner about other women, goes without saying I'd make the hit list!
Misleading pics: if your profile states 6ft 2, athletic build, 45, 5ft 8, 18 st and 60 will get a slap! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
Sarcasm! Sarcasm! Sarcasm!
There is no way in Hades I would fuck a sarcastic woman!
Bo isn’t good but bullshit on the tongue would stop me getting close enough to have a sniff.
So just to be clear my pet hate is…….Sarcasm
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!
Sorry what was that again?"
Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some! |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!
Sorry what was that again?
Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some! "
Just checking |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!
Sorry what was that again?
Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some!
Just checking "
I also am not partial to fungal nail infection |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!
Sorry what was that again?
Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some!
Just checking
I also am not partial to fungal nail infection "
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Same meet???? |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!
Sorry what was that again?
Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some!
Just checking
I also am not partial to fungal nail infection "
Now that just turned my stomach. Cheers mate  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!
Sorry what was that again?
Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some!
Just checking
I also am not partial to fungal nail infection
Now that just turned my stomach. Cheers mate "
Then i wont tell the tail i heard a bit back about an event at chams. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
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Then i wont tell the tail i heard a bit back about an event at chams. "
Now I sooo want to know....and at the same time I soooo dont.
I feel like Im in blue waffle situation here |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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Then i wont tell the tail i heard a bit back about an event at chams.
Now I sooo want to know....and at the same time I soooo dont.
I feel like Im in blue waffle situation here "
Well it was a dark room and unnamed person was toe sucking in said dark room. Upon exit said person looked at playmate in the light and when the gaze got to podgy feet with........  Oooo i feel sick |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"For us, if the background in a profile pic is a tip!! 
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*you've all been warned now tidy up your rooms!*  "
Well if a certain someone looked at the background in my pic they might have somewhat of a shock  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
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Well it was a dark room and unnamed person was toe sucking in said dark room. Upon exit said person looked at playmate in the light and when the gaze got to podgy feet with........ Oooo i feel sick "
I just knew that I soooo didnt want to know
Femme, thats on my list now then
Although I knew there was a reason that I would no more suck a toe than suck a... a...a.... something horrible |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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Well it was a dark room and unnamed person was toe sucking in said dark room. Upon exit said person looked at playmate in the light and when the gaze got to podgy feet with........ Oooo i feel sick
I just knew that I soooo didnt want to know
Femme, thats on my list now then
Although I knew there was a reason that I would no more suck a toe than suck a... a...a.... something horrible "
The moral to the story is ......always take a miners helmet torch if your playing in the dark  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Well if a certain someone looked at the background in my pic they might have somewhat of a shock
I no longer look at your pics BB because there's a particular one that scares the feck out of me! "
well mi toes are nice and so are my finger nails as someone has got me to man-e-cure them
The rest are all chuffing scary |
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I have to say lack of respect. & the other thing which makes me less erect is someone who just lies there like a sac of spuds and expects YOU to do all the bloody work. I am NOT a prostitute, I am NOT getting paid for this nonsense lol so there would be no 2cd meeting for that person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bella put the last entry, as a bit of a giggle after I once told her of a VERY off-putting experience at a private swinger party I once attended in Swindon... On arrival I was told the bloke who had arranged the party was inside... And so was his mother.
That's the god's honest truth.
And she looked like a troll in a baby-doll
The family that lays together stays together, I guess
I should point out in all fairness, no incest was involved... But still, eh? |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"On arrival I was told the bloke who had arranged the party was inside... And so was his mother.
That's the god's honest truth.
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Ive met a mother and daughter at a club, and also know of a mother and son... |
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