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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man goes to the doctor, and says
'Doctor, I really need you to take a look at this!'
and he unzips and flops out his enormous 12 inch penis. After a brief examination, the Doctor concludes
'There's nothing wrong with it sir?'
'I know, its great isn't it?  ' |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A man goes to the doctor, and says
'Doctor, I really need you to take a look at this!'
and he unzips and flops out his enormous 12 inch penis. After a brief examination, the Doctor concludes
'There's nothing wrong with it sir?'
'I know, its great isn't it? '"
Where's the rest of it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man goes to the doctor, and says
'Doctor, I really need you to take a look at this!'
and he unzips and flops out his enormous 12 inch penis. After a brief examination, the Doctor concludes
'There's nothing wrong with it sir?'
'I know, its great isn't it? '
Where's the rest of it?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If i were a tree and you were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.
...did that work? Nope? I'd go shall i?
And where is Minxie? I've ended up adding a random selection of shoes in my shopping list and I don't even know how that happened!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If i were a tree and you were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.
...did that work? Nope? I'd go shall i?
And where is Minxie? I've ended up adding a random selection of shoes in my shopping list and I don't even know how that happened!
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r u gonna pay for mine then? lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If i were a tree and you were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.
...did that work? Nope? I'd go shall i?
And where is Minxie? I've ended up adding a random selection of shoes in my shopping list and I don't even know how that happened!
r u gonna pay for mine then? lol "
Do I get that kiss?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If i were a tree and you were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.
...did that work? Nope? I'd go shall i?
And where is Minxie? I've ended up adding a random selection of shoes in my shopping list and I don't even know how that happened!
r u gonna pay for mine then? lol
Do I get that kiss?
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oh yes if u pay for the number that were in my list last nite for sure lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If i were a tree and you were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.
...did that work? Nope? I'd go shall i?
And where is Minxie? I've ended up adding a random selection of shoes in my shopping list and I don't even know how that happened!
r u gonna pay for mine then? lol "
OoooOooh. Am I your sugardaddy? I've always wondered what that felt like.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i were a tree and you were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.
...did that work? Nope? I'd go shall i?
And where is Minxie? I've ended up adding a random selection of shoes in my shopping list and I don't even know how that happened!
r u gonna pay for mine then? lol
OoooOooh. Am I your sugardaddy? I've always wondered what that felt like.
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pay for the boots n shoes and u'll know lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If i were a tree and you were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.
...did that work? Nope? I'd go shall i?
And where is Minxie? I've ended up adding a random selection of shoes in my shopping list and I don't even know how that happened!
r u gonna pay for mine then? lol
OoooOooh. Am I your sugardaddy? I've always wondered what that felt like.
pay for the boots n shoes and u'll know lol "
...if I pay for yours, will you pay for mine? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If i were a tree and you were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.
...did that work? Nope? I'd go shall i?
And where is Minxie? I've ended up adding a random selection of shoes in my shopping list and I don't even know how that happened!
r u gonna pay for mine then? lol
OoooOooh. Am I your sugardaddy? I've always wondered what that felt like.
pay for the boots n shoes and u'll know lol
...if I pay for yours, will you pay for mine? "
that wasnt the deal, u asked for a kiss and said u would pay for em lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If i were a tree and you were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.
...did that work? Nope? I'd go shall i?
And where is Minxie? I've ended up adding a random selection of shoes in my shopping list and I don't even know how that happened!
r u gonna pay for mine then? lol
OoooOooh. Am I your sugardaddy? I've always wondered what that felt like.
pay for the boots n shoes and u'll know lol
...if I pay for yours, will you pay for mine?
that wasnt the deal, u asked for a kiss and said u would pay for em lol "
Smart arse.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If i were a tree and you were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.
...did that work? Nope? I'd go shall i?
And where is Minxie? I've ended up adding a random selection of shoes in my shopping list and I don't even know how that happened!
r u gonna pay for mine then? lol
OoooOooh. Am I your sugardaddy? I've always wondered what that felt like.
pay for the boots n shoes and u'll know lol
...if I pay for yours, will you pay for mine?
that wasnt the deal, u asked for a kiss and said u would pay for em lol
Smart arse.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"QOT made me laugh so much I almost fell off my sofa
Pass it on.
I can't it was pictures 
No, whatever your name is. You make someone else laugh.
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Oh right ......
The sad life of a penis .... he only has one eye, his hair is always a mess, his relatives are nuts, his neighbour is an asshole and his owner is a wanker. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"QOT made me laugh so much I almost fell off my sofa
Pass it on.
I can't it was pictures
No, whatever your name is. You make someone else laugh.
Oh right ......
The sad life of a penis .... he only has one eye, his hair is always a mess, his relatives are nuts, his neighbour is an asshole and his owner is a wanker. "
I know people fitting that description. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I made me laugh cos I found a new toy on here
You found a toy on here? Will it make me walk funny?
Nope and I have now got the giggles again "
Moody actually made me smile the other day. I was at the station after I finished work, and was looking at the tube map.
Then I saw Shoeburyness. And I thought to myself 'oh, she's not actually taking the piss - that place actually exists lol'
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I made me laugh cos I found a new toy on here
You found a toy on here? Will it make me walk funny?
Nope and I have now got the giggles again "
I didn't think I should risk it at choir tonight.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I made me laugh cos I found a new toy on here
You found a toy on here? Will it make me walk funny?
Nope and I have now got the giggles again
Moody actually made me smile the other day. I was at the station after I finished work, and was looking at the tube map.
Then I saw Shoeburyness. And I thought to myself 'oh, she's not actually taking the piss - that place actually exists lol'
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I had a whole thread dedicated to me because someone else thought that as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I made me laugh cos I found a new toy on here
You found a toy on here? Will it make me walk funny?
Nope and I have now got the giggles again
I didn't think I should risk it at choir tonight.
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Aim fire springs to mind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"QOT made me laugh so much I almost fell off my sofa
Pass it on.
I can't it was pictures
No, whatever your name is. You make someone else laugh.
Oh right ......
The sad life of a penis .... he only has one eye, his hair is always a mess, his relatives are nuts, his neighbour is an asshole and his owner is a wanker.
I know people fitting that description. "
I do too , we're doomed |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I made me laugh cos I found a new toy on here
You found a toy on here? Will it make me walk funny?
Nope and I have now got the giggles again
I didn't think I should risk it at choir tonight.
Aim fire springs to mind "
I was just worried about not being able to hit the right notes. |
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"Greedy thump made me laugh a lot! X
I was giggling away after the strap on thread last night.
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I didn't see that one. It was something else from another thread that I hadn't seen had tears rolling down my face x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I made Moody laugh today and Minxie has made me laugh. It's your turn now.
Minxie almost made me cry with laughter "
Me too and caused chaos and mayhem with my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Greedy thump made me laugh a lot! X
I was giggling away after the strap on thread last night.
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Me too and imagined him sat there scratching his head and crossing his legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I made Moody laugh today and Minxie has made me laugh. It's your turn now.
Minxie almost made me cry with laughter
Me too and caused chaos and mayhem with my head "
me ?? lil ole me ?? however did I do that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could use a good laff so if anyone fancies feel free
I went to singing with the demented this morning. That was funny.
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hey I wasnt invited .......... how come? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Could use a good laff so if anyone fancies feel free
I went to singing with the demented this morning. That was funny.
hey I wasnt invited .......... how come? "
Are you demented or did you just want to sing with the demented? We didn't do any Christmas songs at all, although the Red, Red Robin did keep bob, bob, bobbing along a few times.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I made me laugh cos I found a new toy on here
You found a toy on here? Will it make me walk funny?
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i have something that will make you walk funny .......
...... a pebble in my boot |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I made me laugh cos I found a new toy on here
You found a toy on here? Will it make me walk funny?
i have something that will make you walk funny .......
...... a pebble in my boot "
How would a pebble in your boot make me walk funny? Is this one of those really complicated logic problems where the answer will be "it was her grandmother"?
For Moody, I managed without walking funny today. I even managed singing.
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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This made me laugh (and sad at the same time) when I was in the UK last week : A mum told me that her son did not like her talking about her sister's (his auntie's) imminent divorce because he had been learning at school about Henry the Eighth and he was worried his favourite Auntie would end up beheaded. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A Polish man goes to Specsavers for an eye test.The optician shows him the test card with C Z W J X N Y S A C Z on it and asks him if he can read it.The Polish bloke says,"Read it? I fucking know him!" |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"This made me laugh (and sad at the same time) when I was in the UK last week : A mum told me that her son did not like her talking about her sister's (his auntie's) imminent divorce because he had been learning at school about Henry the Eighth and he was worried his favourite Auntie would end up beheaded. "
That has made me smile.
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