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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Mrs Dangerpoint. Im a very horny sensual woman in need of a bloody good seeing to. "
Well then I love to give it to you, lots of cuddles and kisses first mind you. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
My name is Darryl and I m addicted to raw meat,,,
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I think I m cured now,,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been thinking all day I need a bloody good shag
Well your not sucking my toes so shag it is 
Don't knock it till you've tried it. It may make you go like Buckaroo "
Yes kick in the nuts buckaroo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is queenoftease and I'm addicted to sex chocolate and cake
You know I bake cakes, right? 
So does Ruby "
I does indeed. I baked a carrot cake today! It smells gorgeous and I didn't forget about it whilst having a solo session! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my name is not important, but I do need a wee and can't be arsed to move!!!
snap lol  "
I had to give in a go.....I really was in danger of wetting myself (apologies if TMI)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my name is not important, but I do need a wee and can't be arsed to move!!!
snap lol
I had to give in a go.....I really was in danger of wetting myself (apologies if TMI)
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I am remaining stoic |
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"MissBehaving and I have to spend the night in Aberdeen and need rescued 
Oi! You cheeky mare! "
haha... sorry... but it's really more to do with being away from home than actual Aberdeen itself lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is CrazyCrazyKnight
Most Scouse women on this site claim they won't meet smokers.
As if they care what I put in my mouth after what they'll let a stranger jam up their fuckin arse! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom
For now 
Forever
You're just in strap-on love denial "
Yea yea yea. The day you get a strap on up my arse is the day I massage cheese burgers into ya tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Pops. And i need a good fuck, with lots of sensual kissing and teasing. Preferably in the mornings where I am the most throbbiest.
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thrust me babe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is queenoftease and I'm addicted to sex chocolate and cake "
Sex chocolate can be fun, playing with a Twix... Not sure about the cake... Although iced boob with smarties can be fun food play !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!
Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Pops. And i need a good fuck, with lots of sensual kissing and teasing. Preferably in the mornings where I am the most throbbiest.
thrust me babe "
Where do you want me?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Welsh rarebit and no where in Wales wil you find another like me (rare)...lol"
Phew thought it may have meant you are full of cheese, strangely makes us really hungry, you sound delicious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Welsh rarebit and no where in Wales wil you find another like me (rare)...lol
Phew thought it may have meant you are full of cheese, strangely makes us really hungry, you sound delicious!"
Aw thank you. Xx |
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"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom
For now
Forever
You're just in strap-on love denial
Yea yea yea. The day you get a strap on up my arse is the day I massage cheese burgers into ya tits "
Yeah yeah... You're staying safe there... everyone knows you'd consider that a waste of a cheeseburger... so that ain't something you'd want to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!
Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight! "
Can you give that one to me and make another |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!
Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!
Can you give that one to me and make another"
No, it took about 2 and a half hours to make from beginning to end! Its torturing me though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom
For now
Forever
You're just in strap-on love denial
Yea yea yea. The day you get a strap on up my arse is the day I massage cheese burgers into ya tits
Yeah yeah... You're staying safe there... everyone knows you'd consider that a waste of a cheeseburger... so that ain't something you'd want to do "
If I buy the cheeseburgers - can I watch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!
Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!
Can you give that one to me and make another
No, it took about 2 and a half hours to make from beginning to end! Its torturing me though!"
Awe  Was worth a try |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!
Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!
Can you give that one to me and make another"
...and can i have a bite off that from you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!
Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!
Can you give that one to me and make another
...and can i have a bite off that from you?
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Noooo go find your own |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!
Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!
Can you give that one to me and make another
No, it took about 2 and a half hours to make from beginning to end! Its torturing me though!
Awe Was worth a try"
Sorry lovely lady - I will be making another one - so long as it doesn't poison him!
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"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom
For now
Forever
You're just in strap-on love denial
Yea yea yea. The day you get a strap on up my arse is the day I massage cheese burgers into ya tits
Yeah yeah... You're staying safe there... everyone knows you'd consider that a waste of a cheeseburger... so that ain't something you'd want to do
If I buy the cheeseburgers - can I watch? "
Watch what?? Me defiling Ryans bottom with a strap on.... Sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!
Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!
Can you give that one to me and make another
...and can i have a bite off that from you?
Noooo go find your own"
I did, you have it.
Thank you for sharing the cake with me you lovely and gorgeous person.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is HTBS and very few know what it stands for
Henry the bull shitter?
damn your good!!!!!!
I thought your avatar was a pumpkin. "
that genuinely made me laugh!!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hi I'm Rusty and I've lost my mojo.
Some bastards stole it and I want it back  "
What you need is a woman, dressed up as a man and calling herself alladin. She will rub your magic lamp and before you can say three wishes your mojo will return. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is MrWho and I want carrot cake....
Do you sometimes wish you had paid more attention at school n become a doctor like your more famous brother???? "
I did!
And my more famous brother isn't getting carrot cake on Thursday, unlike me! |
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