"Im bloody freezing,and Fed up at work, please post something to make me laugh  "
I'm incapable - I can't find my mojo today and I thought it was 'cos it's Monday - but it's not, it's Tuesday! There is no hope! |
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"Im bloody freezing,and Fed up at work, please post something to make me laugh "
Sweetheart, I'm coming back to the Midlands for a day or two...does that cheer you up?
Oh...and I've gone deaf in one ear...due to a silicon ear plug getting wedged all the way down. I blame the seagulls!!!  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I was having sex with my wife last night when she suddenly yelled, "Dave! Get your co*k out of my ars*!"
"Just relax." I said, "You might like it."
"Relax?" she screamed, "What the fu*k is Dave doing here?"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im bloody freezing,and Fed up at work, please post something to make me laugh
I'm incapable - I can't find my mojo today and I thought it was 'cos it's Monday - but it's not, it's Tuesday! There is no hope!"
Hope,you get that,there mojo back soon   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im bloody freezing,and Fed up at work, please post something to make me laugh
Sweetheart, I'm coming back to the Midlands for a day or two...does that cheer you up?
Oh...and I've gone deaf in one ear...due to a silicon ear plug
getting wedged all the way down. I blame the seagulls!!! "
Yes,it does dates?????? and boooooooooooo to the deafness,  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was having sex with my wife last night when she suddenly yelled, "Dave! Get your co*k out of my ars*!"
"Just relax." I said, "You might like it."
"Relax?" she screamed, "What the fu*k is Dave doing here?"
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Yep put a smile on me face lololo |
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