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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Should you be invited to join us, you will be required to take this solemn promise.
I hereby and hereon solemnly swear on celery, yeast extract, riboflavin and vitamin B12 to keep the following oath and agreement.
I promise to do my duty to Queen, Country and Marmite.
I swear to be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Marmarati.
I will defend the ebony elixir against all conspiracies, protect it's distinctive flavour and honour its orb-like jar.
I will reject any second-rate pretenders
I promise to spread my dark and sticky mistress throughout the land, as well as on toast.
And finally I swear never, ever to consort with members of the Marmaladi. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ewwwwwwww, no thanks. would rather shag a celtic supporter!!! 
Booo hisss boooo!
someone needs converting moi thinks 
come and have a go if you think your marmited enough  "
*approaches slyly from behind with room temp XO and spreader*  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Marmite flavoured cashew nuts! Fantastic! And the cat likes licking the empty packet too!"
You can get Marmite crisps too now but the cashew nuts are the inspiration of the Marmite Alchemist. |
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