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Fabs nativity play
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a cow in it  
There are shepherds, so presumably there are sheep. There's a donkey and a stable. I can't see why there can't be a cow.  "
Ok I'm in then |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Ah ffs why can't I be baby Jesus?
We could use your bear as the baby Jesus."
And the wise men gazed upon the little baby Jesus, wrapped in swaddling clothes and a MaccieD's bag and laid in a manger.
(I am going to Hell now, for sure) |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Ah ffs why can't I be baby Jesus?
We could use your bear as the baby Jesus.
And the wise men gazed upon the little baby Jesus, wrapped in swaddling clothes and a MaccieD's bag and laid in a manger.
(I am going to Hell now, for sure)"
I should probably go to bed before I get myself into real trouble...  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ah ffs why can't I be baby Jesus?
We could use your bear as the baby Jesus.
And the wise men gazed upon the little baby Jesus, wrapped in swaddling clothes and a MaccieD's bag and laid in a manger.
(I am going to Hell now, for sure)"
It's either that or getting one of those adult babies or a pack of Babybel. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Can I be God?
MasterDo you have a beard? 
I doYou would get the gig if it twas up to me.
Good enough for me, now bring me the Virgin Marys to impregnate! "
He got Gabriel to do that bit. |
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"Can I be God?
MasterDo you have a beard?
I doYou would get the gig if it twas up to me.
Good enough for me, now bring me the Virgin Marys to impregnate!
I am God, surely that's for me to decide!
He got Gabriel to do that bit. "
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"Can I be Joseph, the ultimate cuckold?If I am Mary, Joseph needs to be a dominant man. "
A Dom who puts up with his sub giving birth to another man's baby as she claims to be a Virgin? That's about as believable as, er, the whole Jesus thing.....oh well, carry on! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I be Joseph, the ultimate cuckold?If I am Mary, Joseph needs to be a dominant man.
A Dom who puts up with his sub giving birth to another man's baby as she claims to be a Virgin? That's about as believable as, er, the whole Jesus thing.....oh well, carry on!"
I don't do long frocks very well so I may leave it to cheekychops and just be a stylist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ile be a sheep in the stable , dave might come and shag me then 
awww why didn't I think of that damnit!!! Cause you want a shiny arse?  "
haha im now thinking of a way of getting a shiny arse without electricity!!! Anyone got a flogger? |
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"Can I be Joseph, the ultimate cuckold?If I am Mary, Joseph needs to be a dominant man.
A Dom who puts up with his sub giving birth to another man's baby as she claims to be a Virgin? That's about as believable as, er, the whole Jesus thing.....oh well, carry on!I don't do long frocks very well so I may leave it to cheekychops and just be a stylist. "
It's cool, God is your Dom, Joseph is cuck, plenty room for more than one virgin lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ile be a sheep in the stable , dave might come and shag me then
awww why didn't I think of that damnit!!! Cause you want a shiny arse?
haha im now thinking of a way of getting a shiny arse without electricity!!! Anyone got a flogger?"
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And lo, God did create Wikipedia:-
Myrrh /'m?r/ is the aromatic resin of a number of small, thorny tree species of the genus Commiphora,[1] which is an essential oil termed an oleoresin. Myrrh resin is a natural gum. It can also be ingested by mixing it with wine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And lo, God did create Wikipedia:-
Myrrh /'m?r/ is the aromatic resin of a number of small, thorny tree species of the genus Commiphora,[1] which is an essential oil termed an oleoresin. Myrrh resin is a natural gum. It can also be ingested by mixing it with wine."
Wikipedia is an unreliable source. Aka I'm right. |
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"And lo, God did create Wikipedia:-
Myrrh /'m?r/ is the aromatic resin of a number of small, thorny tree species of the genus Commiphora,[1] which is an essential oil termed an oleoresin. Myrrh resin is a natural gum. It can also be ingested by mixing it with wine.
Wikipedia is an unreliable source. Aka I'm right. "
God rules in favour of Wikipedia, unreliable but still more informed than you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It actually smells really nice. Just quite expensive.Is greedythump selling his shit on Ebay?  "
Shut up femme...
....how's you butt plug housed these days?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And lo, God did create Wikipedia:-
Myrrh /'m?r/ is the aromatic resin of a number of small, thorny tree species of the genus Commiphora,[1] which is an essential oil termed an oleoresin. Myrrh resin is a natural gum. It can also be ingested by mixing it with wine.
Wikipedia is an unreliable source. Aka I'm right.
God rules in favour of Wikipedia, unreliable but still more informed than you! "
Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It actually smells really nice. Just quite expensive.Is greedythump selling his shit on Ebay?
Shut up femme...
....how's you butt plug housed these days?... Up my arse, wanna see? "
Bend over then |
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"And lo, God did create Wikipedia:-
Myrrh /'m?r/ is the aromatic resin of a number of small, thorny tree species of the genus Commiphora,[1] which is an essential oil termed an oleoresin. Myrrh resin is a natural gum. It can also be ingested by mixing it with wine.
Wikipedia is an unreliable source. Aka I'm right.
God rules in favour of Wikipedia, unreliable but still more informed than you!
Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt. "
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again......."
 you've fucking lost me?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
Are you an all loving deity or a wrathful one?
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I don't even know what a deity is... |
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Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
Are you an all loving deity or a wrathful one?
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Wrathful when I have to be.... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
you've fucking lost me?..."
God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
you've fucking lost me?..."
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Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
you've fucking lost me?...
God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform."
Bless you, my child, nope wrong wrong wrong on so many levels  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"
Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
you've fucking lost me?...
God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.
Bless you, my child, nope wrong wrong wrong on so many levels "
If you take that view you are going to get frustrated what with us all being children on god. |
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Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
you've fucking lost me?...
God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.
Bless you, my child, nope wrong wrong wrong on so many levels
If you take that view you are going to get frustrated what with us all being children on god. "
Curses, I'm off for a pint with Allah, blown a definite shag again! |
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Forget the role of Joseph there's no way I'm volunteering for a role with no sex where you still get blamed by the CSA
And is there really much chance of a Virgin on this site? Maybe an anal Virgin could be cast! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following on from letsbe's thread... whom would you cast in which role for the Fabs nativity play.
Obviously Ryan has to be the donkey.
Fabio for a wise man?"
wont work, a virgin ?
3 wise men ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following on from letsbe's thread... whom would you cast in which role for the Fabs nativity play.
Obviously Ryan has to be the donkey.
Fabio for a wise man?
wont work, a virgin ?
3 wise men ?
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*snigger* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can bring Terry's all Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrrr
sod off I am the gold ... 
Your names not Terry
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It's Malcolm "
u promised never to reveal that!!! shhhhhhhhh |
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