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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.  "
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think..... "
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting "
My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told."
I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.
I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny "
I fucking kea, flat pack.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.
I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny I fucking kea, flat pack. "
Wooden fanny is a lie! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.
I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny I fucking kea, flat pack.
Wooden fanny is a lie!"
Splinters!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.
I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny I fucking kea, flat pack.
Wooden fanny is a lie!Splinters! "
Not helping your fanny warranty right now lol
Excuse me, unrelated matter, I have to go collapse now xx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.
I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny I fucking kea, flat pack.
Wooden fanny is a lie!Splinters!
Not helping your fanny warranty right now lol
Excuse me, unrelated matter, I have to go collapse now xx "
Do I need to look for woodworm? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.
I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny I fucking kea, flat pack.
Wooden fanny is a lie!Splinters!
Not helping your fanny warranty right now lol
Excuse me, unrelated matter, I have to go collapse now xx Do I need to look for woodworm? "
No just stay shiny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.
I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny I fucking kea, flat pack.
Wooden fanny is a lie!Splinters!
Not helping your fanny warranty right now lol
Excuse me, unrelated matter, I have to go collapse now xx Do I need to look for woodworm? "
You can get over the counter treatment for worms you know!  no need to suffer in silence  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.
Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....
Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.
I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny I fucking kea, flat pack.
Wooden fanny is a lie!Splinters!
Not helping your fanny warranty right now lol
Excuse me, unrelated matter, I have to go collapse now xx Do I need to look for woodworm?
You can get over the counter treatment for worms you know! no need to suffer in silence "
Thank fuck, dragging me fanny n arse along the floor is extremely tedious. |
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