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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I might be a bit d*unk right now but it has to be said...

I try to be nice, I try not to be a gobshite and I do a pretty good job in those respects.

So why is is that a few messages later, the conversation ends up as hopeful as a pork pie at a bar mitzvah?

Not happy!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Did you have ya cock out?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What is happening in the conversation to scare the vagina?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was totally wearing pants, still am. And god knows, vagina works in mysterious ways

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought this was a thread about a new product from Apple

i DILDO

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought this was a thread about a new product from Apple

i DILDO"

iFail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like most predators, the trick is not to let on you want to eat it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Like most predators, the trick is not to let on you want to eat it... "

I said no such thing, a donut, half a sandwich and a packet of mccoys later, I'm not in a seafood mood

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was totally wearing pants, still am. And god knows, vagina works in mysterious ways

It's because they are connected to the brain. Well, mine is (mostly).

Maybe look at your selection criteria? Or, we could run a practice conversation on here and the other forum folk could offer constructive criticism?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I was totally wearing pants, still am. And god knows, vagina works in mysterious ways

It's because they are connected to the brain. Well, mine is (mostly).

Maybe look at your selection criteria? Or, we could run a practice

conversation on here and the other

forum folk could offer constructive

criticism?

Sounds like a plan. Make it a 3sum, crazycrazy as I'm bi and I'll be able to suss out some suspicious bits for ya. Bro's and all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was totally wearing pants, still am. And god knows, vagina works in mysterious ways

It's because they are connected to the brain. Well, mine is (mostly).

Maybe look at your selection criteria? Or, we could run a practice conversation on here and the other forum folk could offer constructive criticism?

That's when I realise... shit, I've spoken out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was totally wearing pants, still am. And god knows, vagina works in mysterious ways

It's because they are connected to the brain. Well, mine is (mostly).

Maybe look at your selection criteria? Or, we could run a practice

conversation on here and the other

forum folk could offer constructive

criticism?

Sounds like a plan. Make it a 3sum, crazycrazy as I'm bi and I'll be able to suss out some suspicious bits for ya. Bro's and all.

Thanks Steve but my bits are sussesd ahahahaa

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

Drink some more ..............it'll get better........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Drink some more ..............it'll get better........

But the drink is so far away. Damn shelf...

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I told you to wear sunglasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I told you to wear sunglasses.

There was no sun, I couldn't know

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I told you to wear sunglasses.

There was no sun, I couldn't know

"
You don't need sun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I told you to wear sunglasses.

There was no sun, I couldn't know

You don't need sun.

It's hard being the only surviving blues brother

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I told you to wear sunglasses.

There was no sun, I couldn't know

You don't need sun.

It's hard being the only surviving blues brother

"
Where you wearing your "Punisher" pants?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I told you to wear sunglasses.

There was no sun, I couldn't know

You don't need sun.

It's hard being the only surviving blues brother

Where you wearing your "Punisher" pants?

Pink Animal Muppet pants. Dont judge me, I'm lonely, I need colour in my life right now

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I told you to wear sunglasses.

There was no sun, I couldn't know

You don't need sun.

It's hard being the only surviving blues brother

Where you wearing your "Punisher" pants?

Pink Animal Muppet pants. Dont judge me, I'm lonely, I need colour in my life right now

"
I am wearing my Florescent two piece- don't ask......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like most predators, the trick is not to let on you want to eat it... "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe your penis has a fear of enclosed spaces ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I told you to wear sunglasses.

There was no sun, I couldn't know

You don't need sun.

It's hard being the only surviving blues brother

Where you wearing your "Punisher" pants?

Pink Animal Muppet pants. Dont judge me, I'm lonely, I need colour in my life right now

I am wearing my Florescent two piece- don't ask......

I could NOT ask but I'd rather ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe your penis has a fear of enclosed spaces ?

LOL

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