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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
There have been many articles written on the subject of manners, courtesy and respect all these traits I hold dear and precious. However it is time to explode many of these and inform you of the REAL reasons behind some of these popular “myths” surrounding manners.
Walking kerb side
The Myth - To prevent the lady being splashed by water from the wheels of passing vehicles.
The Fact
We can see your figure reflected in the full length windows of shops therefore “perv” you discretely.
Holding Doors Open
The Myth
When ladies wore full heavy dresses reaching the door handle was often difficult if not impossible.
The Fact
We get to “perv” your front as you approach and your ass as you pass.
Walking behind a lady when going upstairs
The Myth
Should the lady fall we can catch you.
The Fact
We are thinking “nice ass”.
Holding a Chair for a lady
The Myth
It allows the lady to use both hands to smooth down her dress or skirt as she sits.
The Fact
We can see down your top as you sit.
Holding the car door open
The Myth
In the days of horse drawn carriages ladies were helped into them.
Tha Fact
We are hoping for a good flash of leg or even more.
In closing beware the man who protests he is a Gentleman, we are the biggest pervs out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There have been many articles written on the subject of manners, courtesy and respect all these traits I hold dear and precious. However it is time to explode many of these and inform you of the REAL reasons behind some of these popular “myths” surrounding manners.
Walking kerb side
The Myth - To prevent the lady being splashed by water from the wheels of passing vehicles.
The Fact
We can see your figure reflected in the full length windows of shops therefore “perv” you discretely.
Holding Doors Open
The Myth
When ladies wore full heavy dresses reaching the door handle was often difficult if not impossible.
The Fact
We get to “perv” your front as you approach and your ass as you pass.
Walking behind a lady when going upstairs
The Myth
Should the lady fall we can catch you.
The Fact
We are thinking “nice ass”.
Holding a Chair for a lady
The Myth
It allows the lady to use both hands to smooth down her dress or skirt as she sits.
The Fact
We can see down your top as you sit.
Holding the car door open
The Myth
In the days of horse drawn carriages ladies were helped into them.
Tha Fact
We are hoping for a good flash of leg or even more.
In closing beware the man who protests he is a Gentleman, we are the biggest pervs out!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There have been many articles written on the subject of manners, courtesy and respect all these traits I hold dear and precious. However it is time to explode many of these and inform you of the REAL reasons behind some of these popular “myths” surrounding manners.
Walking kerb side
The Myth - To prevent the lady being splashed by water from the wheels of passing vehicles.
The Fact
We can see your figure reflected in the full length windows of shops therefore “perv” you discretely.
Holding Doors Open
The Myth
When ladies wore full heavy dresses reaching the door handle was often difficult if not impossible.
The Fact
We get to “perv” your front as you approach and your ass as you pass.
Walking behind a lady when going upstairs
The Myth
Should the lady fall we can catch you.
The Fact
We are thinking “nice ass”.
Holding a Chair for a lady
The Myth
It allows the lady to use both hands to smooth down her dress or skirt as she sits.
The Fact
We can see down your top as you sit.
Holding the car door open
The Myth
In the days of horse drawn carriages ladies were helped into them.
Tha Fact
We are hoping for a good flash of leg or even more.
In closing beware the man who protests he is a Gentleman, we are the biggest pervs out!"
We would like to thank you for divulging the secrets of the Brotherhood! Your membership is hereby terminated with immediate effect! Please surrender your membership card and door pass. Security will be along shortly!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There have been many articles written on the subject of manners, courtesy and respect all these traits I hold dear and precious. However it is time to explode many of these and inform you of the REAL reasons behind some of these popular “myths” surrounding manners.
Walking kerb side
The Myth - To prevent the lady being splashed by water from the wheels of passing vehicles.
The Fact
We can see your figure reflected in the full length windows of shops therefore “perv” you discretely.
Holding Doors Open
The Myth
When ladies wore full heavy dresses reaching the door handle was often difficult if not impossible.
The Fact
We get to “perv” your front as you approach and your ass as you pass.
Walking behind a lady when going upstairs
The Myth
Should the lady fall we can catch you.
The Fact
We are thinking “nice ass”.
Holding a Chair for a lady
The Myth
It allows the lady to use both hands to smooth down her dress or skirt as she sits.
The Fact
We can see down your top as you sit.
Holding the car door open
The Myth
In the days of horse drawn carriages ladies were helped into them.
Tha Fact
We are hoping for a good flash of leg or even more.
In closing beware the man who protests he is a Gentleman, we are the biggest pervs out!
We would like to thank you for divulging the secrets of the Brotherhood! Your membership is hereby terminated with immediate effect! Please surrender your membership card and door pass. Security will be along shortly!
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol 
But i loved the content 
it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out 
Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!!  "
if you want to get a look up my skirt just say so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol
But i loved the content
it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out
Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!!
if you want to get a look up my skirt just say so "
Get a room you two, im playing gooseberry here  
tho....will leave you to it as im back off to bed. |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol
But i loved the content
it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out
Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!!
if you want to get a look up my skirt just say so
Get a room you two, im playing gooseberry here
tho....will leave you to it as im back off to bed. "
no you're not and theres always room for you to join |
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