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over a year ago
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"Finally, I'll sleep well tonight
I know, right?!
Haha! What was wrong with it? "
Urgent bathroom exit to answer the phone, jammed it in my zip. Massive blood blister, a few tears, pain made walking difficult for a few days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally, I'll sleep well tonight
I know, right?!
Haha! What was wrong with it?
Urgent bathroom exit to answer the phone, jammed it in my zip. Massive blood blister, a few tears, pain made walking difficult for a few days."
Like in Something About Mary?
Did someone shout "We have a bleeder" as they varied you out on a stretcher? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Finally, I'll sleep well tonight
I know, right?!
Haha! What was wrong with it?
Urgent bathroom exit to answer the phone, jammed it in my zip. Massive blood blister, a few tears, pain made walking difficult for a few days.
Like in Something About Mary?
Did someone shout "We have a bleeder" as they varied you out on a stretcher? "
Yes to something about mary, no to the bleeder part, it swelled up and not in the fun sense, hence the blister |
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"Will that magic cream cure the dickhead lothario desperados on here ???
I dont think there's much hope lol
Useless  "
You know the only thing that stops a desperado is a high speed collision with a brick wall lol |
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"you poor poppet, It's a pain us ladies couldn't even begin to imagine. I am glad you are healed 
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Oh I'm pretty sure there's something similar for women, but thank you, I'm so glad I can touch it again without hissing out loud hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will that magic cream cure the dickhead lothario desperados on here ???
I dont think there's much hope lol
Useless
You know the only thing that stops a desperado is a high speed collision with a brick wall lol"
They would probably try to shag it if you drew tits on it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Will that magic cream cure the dickhead lothario desperados on here ???
I dont think there's much hope lol
Useless
You know the only thing that stops a desperado is a high speed collision with a brick wall lol
They would probably try to shag it if you drew tits on it "
Or a dick! lol |
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"you poor poppet, It's a pain us ladies couldn't even begin to imagine. I am glad you are healed
try slamming the fridge door on your tits .... give you a little bit of the idea  "
I was a clumsy child slammed myself into a lot of things. It's a wonder my fingers are straight |
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