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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Floro needs cheering up, so let's post anything random about Bosoms today.
Big, small, cuddly, perky, we love them all.
Any boobtastic stories ? Fond mammaries?
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "If we don't get some support here people are going nuts! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whats the one thing a woman will NEVER want between her tits?
her belly button"
Or have to do with them is throw them over her shoulder and tie them in a knot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im so impressed
Ryan will adore this too 
I was feeling mine today - they are quite perky for a fat bird 
Your not fat  "
I wish I could say im not but I am ...you are too lovely gorgeous woman !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A d*unk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." He rolls his eyes but mixes her drink anyway and sets it down in front of her. A few minutes later, she waves him over again and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." The barman looks her up and down and says, "First off, it's bartender, not barfender. Second off, it's martini, not marhini. And third, you don't have heartburn, your boob is in the ashtray."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A d*unk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." He rolls his eyes but mixes her drink anyway and sets it down in front of her. A few minutes later, she waves him over again and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." The barman looks her up and down and says, "First off, it's bartender, not barfender. Second off, it's martini, not marhini. And third, you don't have heartburn, your boob is in the ashtray."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have nice bosoms too.
...and Floro, your not fat! And yes, i will share my cheesy sayings that you don't like. Your lush - just like a pair of beautiful floating eyes in a jar 
Am I allowed to share something on cam relating to boobs?
Ah heck, here goes - someone asked another lady what's her boob size (as you do  ) to which she replied. 'It is an A cup' - his response, with no genuine sarcasm; 'those boobs are massive, lets see!!'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aaaargghhhhh 
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread
What do you have against Bosoms?? 
Probably nothing, which may be the problem "
He is fighting it ... |
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"Aaaargghhhhh
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread
What do you have against Bosoms??
Probably nothing, which may be the problem
He is fighting it ... "
He's just in denial.... Same as his secret love of strap-ons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aaaargghhhhh
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread
What do you have against Bosoms??
Probably nothing, which may be the problem
He is fighting it ...
He's just in denial.... Same as his secret love of strap-ons "
Agreed ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the way .... My nipples get hard when my neck is kissed .
Little heads up for future conquests "
(Waits for his 29th birthday and wishes for a growth spurt - please Santa, don't let me down again you wanker!!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the way .... My nipples get hard when my neck is kissed .
Little heads up for future conquests
(Waits for his 29th birthday and wishes for a growth spurt - please Santa, don't let me down again you wanker!!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im so impressed
Ryan will adore this too
I was feeling mine today - they are quite perky for a fat bird
Your not fat
I wish I could say im not but I am ...you are too lovely gorgeous woman !! "
I could read that two ways 
I'm too lovely or I'm fat too
And your not so there !! Voluptuous curvy sexy lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im so impressed
Ryan will adore this too
I was feeling mine today - they are quite perky for a fat bird
Your not fat
I wish I could say im not but I am ...you are too lovely gorgeous woman !!
I could read that two ways
I'm too lovely or I'm fat too
And your not so there !! Voluptuous curvy sexy lady "
Too lovely ... !!!!!
Oooooo I like that description |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days? "
Your fault
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?
Your fault
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705
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Dare I look ... Is it full of cheesy lines ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help? "
I'd like to volunteer my services as long as we are all clear that it is purely in the name of science as not because I want to at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?
Unless you want me to do the cupping
Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup! "
A plan ... I do like a good plan...
Deal ... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?
Unless you want me to do the cupping
Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup! "
I will take the picture and then we can all have Martinis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?
I'd like to volunteer my services as long as we are all clear that it is purely in the name of science as not because I want to at all. "
Ahh you are too kind but a timer will be sufficient |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?
Unless you want me to do the cupping
Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup!
I will take the picture and then we can all have Martinis."
make it vodka lime and soda and its a yes !!
I change plans so easily |
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"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?
I'd like to volunteer my services as long as we are all clear that it is purely in the name of science as not because I want to at all. "
do you have small hands? I need small hands to make the pic look flattering |
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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?
Unless you want me to do the cupping
Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup!
I will take the picture and then we can all have Martinis.
make it vodka lime and soda and its a yes !!
I change plans so easily "
Fickle Floro! throw in some red bull and I'm happy with the changes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?
I'd like to volunteer my services as long as we are all clear that it is purely in the name of science as not because I want to at all.
do you have small hands? I need small hands to make the pic look flattering "
Hmmm I'll just chop my fingers down a bit, this sounds like way more fun than having full length fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?
Unless you want me to do the cupping
Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup!
I will take the picture and then we can all have Martinis.
make it vodka lime and soda and its a yes !!
I change plans so easily
Fickle Floro! throw in some red bull and I'm happy with the changes! "
only fickle with offers like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?
I'd like to volunteer my services as long as we are all clear that it is purely in the name of science as not because I want to at all.
do you have small hands? I need small hands to make the pic look flattering "
...i have small hands lol i do, i really do..
What can I say. My body parts are proportionate to my body |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?
Your fault
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705
Dare I look ... Is it full of cheesy lines ? "
It's as cheesy or naughty as you want it to be. I started it with a spank and two well hung men. Sound cheesy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?
Your fault
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705
Dare I look ... Is it full of cheesy lines ?
It's as cheesy or naughty as you want it to be. I started it with a spank and two well hung men. Sound cheesy? "
The word spank always makes me cringe .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?
Your fault
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705
Dare I look ... Is it full of cheesy lines ?
It's as cheesy or naughty as you want it to be. I started it with a spank and two well hung men. Sound cheesy?
The word spank always makes me cringe .... "
The cane does that to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?
Your fault
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705
Dare I look ... Is it full of cheesy lines ?
It's as cheesy or naughty as you want it to be. I started it with a spank and two well hung men. Sound cheesy?
The word spank always makes me cringe ....
The cane does that to me"
Oh my goodness ... see all that does to me is remind me of school |
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