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Library copies of Fifty Shades test positive for herpes
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Two Belgian professors decided to run tests on the top 10 most borrowed books at Antwerp library. All of them tested positive for cocaine and the copies of Fifty Shades tested positive for herpes.
Gross. |
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"Two Belgian professors decided to run tests on the top 10 most borrowed books at Antwerp library. All of them tested positive for cocaine and the copies of Fifty Shades tested positive for herpes.
Gross. "
I wonder why only the copies of Fifty Shades tested positive for herpes since lots of people carry the virus I'd imagine most of the books would.
Any book returned from this house would test positive for Victoria sponge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ewwwwww
I am always borrowing books from the library or buying second hand ones. Think I am going to have to start reading them while wearing rubber gloves and a face mask.   "
take some pics please |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Ewwwwww
I am always borrowing books from the library or buying second hand ones. Think I am going to have to start reading them while wearing rubber gloves and a face mask.
take some pics please"
Perv...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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s very unlikely that you would get genital herpes from a toilet seat,towels or indeed a book!! Genital herpes is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) spread by skin-to-skin contact. In most cases, the virus enters your body through mucous membranes — the type of skin found in your mouth, genitals or anus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When there is something nasty going around all magazines are removed from doctors waiting rooms and there are no communal papers in hospital wards . That's because bacteria love dwelling on paper!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When there is something nasty going around all magazines are removed from doctors waiting rooms and there are no communal papers in hospital wards . That's because bacteria love dwelling on paper!!"
weird!...cos I'm reading sti barebacksluts in mine..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thought you could only catch herpes from oral or sex? does that mean you have to have sex with the book??? "
you can catch herpes from a cup, glass flannel, knife and fork, lots of ways |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My god, I was not aware that ther was a plague out break of people who had caught herpes from a book. God get a life people, you sound like bunch of yanks , obssesed with hygiene. |
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