Why WHY why.....
Do certain people create a new profile every week with the same picture, the same one line bio and send me the exact same message!!!
Does the guy who leaves for work that lives behind my house open and shut every single door of his car about 6 times at 5am every morning waking up me and usually my son too!
Can chocolate not be fat free??
Does my online tracking order for my next delivery say that delivery was attempted and a card was left when it quite clearly wasn't!
I feel better. Anyone else want a rant?? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why WHY why.....
Do certain people create a new profile every week with the same picture, the same one line bio and send me the exact same message!!!
Does the guy who leaves for work that lives behind my house open and shut every single door of his car about 6 times at 5am every morning waking up me and usually my son too!
Can chocolate not be fat free??
Does my online tracking order for my next delivery say that delivery was attempted and a card was left when it quite clearly wasn't!
I feel better. Anyone else want a rant?? Xx"
Nope I think yours was good enough for me as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got another one...
Why do people message saying 'it's been a while since we chatted' when I can quite clearly see we've never chatted!!
IM NOT STUPID!  "
Well it is a while since we spoke, opps better get my running shoes on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got another one...
Why do people message saying 'it's been a while since we chatted' when I can quite clearly see we've never chatted!!
IM NOT STUPID! "
Why you get a McDonalds burger and it looks nothing like the photo!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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why do men like to send you a cock photo and think you will Become instantly horny and battle Lions to get to them Immediately. when Actually you are just sat drinking a brew on the sofa in your onesie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why do men like to send you a cock photo and think you will Become instantly horny and battle Lions to get to them Immediately. when Actually you are just sat drinking a brew on the sofa in your onesie"
Battle lions - |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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How about,
Why does the signal strength meter on my phone say full signal, until I decide to make a call that is, when it suddenly decides to drops to one bar?
And on a similar O2 related topic,
Why does my mobile call drop out when the signal meter drops just one bar while in a call?
Chest now much clearer thanks to getting those off it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why do men like to send you a cock photo and think you will Become instantly horny and battle Lions to get to them Immediately. when Actually you are just sat drinking a brew on the sofa in your onesie
Battle lions - "
or Dinosaurs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people say there is someone for everyone. I find this so patronizing
Hold on..
Why do you find that patronizing?...."
i wondered that too,as i say it.i better have a rethink  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do coughs get worse at night?
My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again!  "
you need to Prop him up |
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"Why do coughs get worse at night?
My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again!
you need to Prop him up"
I do when he first goes to bed but he's the worst fidget you've ever seen in bed, he ends up at the wrong end of the bed upside down and all over the place. So propping him up doesn't really do much good |
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"Why do coughs get worse at night?
My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! "
My
Son did this and was told by doctor that it was because he couldn't get rid of all dust particles in his throat at night without coughing. He was given something similar to piriton and it worked a treat
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why does my boss ask what shifts we want over xmas and new year and then rosters me the complete opposite, now wroking all xmas and off new year that daves duty contract manager...o I know he's a fuckwit |
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"Why do coughs get worse at night?
My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again!
you need to Prop him up
I do when he first goes to bed but he's the worst fidget you've ever seen in bed, he ends up at the wrong end of the bed upside down and all over the place. So propping him up doesn't really do much good "
ok. give him piriton before bed and also calpol do a plug in Which is really good |
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Why does amazon charge £15 for next evening delivery yet after deciding not to pay it and go for standard delivery the postman has just delivered it: p&p free earlier than if I'd paid an exorbitant charge.
Why does my neighbour park his massive RV outside my house making my lounge dark but his Audi outside his so as not to block out his own light?
When are my adult children going to leave home?
Why do the neighbours insist on feeding the foxes who then use my decking as their latrine and my shed roof as their roof terrace?
Why, after exercising, moving, 1200 calories a day the scales are stuck and I don't have a body like Miranda Kerr?!!
Love this thread...rant over! |
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"Why does amazon charge £15 for next evening delivery yet after deciding not to pay it and go for standard delivery the postman has just delivered it: p&p free earlier than if I'd paid an exorbitant charge.
Why does my neighbour park his massive RV outside my house making my lounge dark but his Audi outside his so as not to block out his own light?
When are my adult children going to leave home?
Why do the neighbours insist on feeding the foxes who then use my decking as their latrine and my shed roof as their roof terrace?
Why, after exercising, moving, 1200 calories a day the scales are stuck and I don't have a body like Miranda Kerr?!!
Love this thread...rant over! "
That's more like it!!
Excellent ranting! |
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Why are my noisy metal bins collected at 8am on weekends...
Why do short people hold umbrellas so close to their head meaning hazard hell for us tall peeps
Why do people stop as soon as they get off an escalator and stand still to decide where they're going. KEEP MOVING. Grr.
I do like a good rant sometimes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his wad down at Faces then compound the cock up by getting back the extra goalpost that is Carlton Cole after letting him go on a Freebie...Oh woe is me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do coughs get worse at night?
My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again!
you need to Prop him up
I do when he first goes to bed but he's the worst fidget you've ever seen in bed, he ends up at the wrong end of the bed upside down and all over the place. So propping him up doesn't really do much good "
During the daytime our cognitive responses quite often resolve minor issues of, say, dust and tickles which the automatic sleepmode doesn't.....
Nail his pyjamas to the headboard...
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"'Why do the neighbours insist on feeding the foxes who then use my decking as their latrine and my shed roof as their roof terrace?'
Get em shot!"
The neighbours...???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why does our son go out late at night come home at stupid o clock and ransack the kitchen so when we get up it looks like weve been burgled.
Whyvdoes someone keep moving oscar.
Why is the sky blue vand not the grass. |
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"Why does our son go out late at night come home at stupid o clock and ransack the kitchen so when we get up it looks like weve been burgled.
Whyvdoes someone keep moving oscar.
Why is the sky blue vand not the grass. "
It's his age.
Can I refer you to point one.
Chlorophyll.  |
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"'Why do the neighbours insist on feeding the foxes who then use my decking as their latrine and my shed roof as their roof terrace?'
Get em shot!
The neighbours...??? "
Sounds a plan for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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AND......
Why does Jesus want me for a sunbeam?
Why can't I be bothered with sex at the moment?
Why DO fools fall in love?
Why can't we ALL live in the lap of luxury? |
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"Why does our son go out late at night come home at stupid o clock and ransack the kitchen so when we get up it looks like weve been burgled.
Whyvdoes someone keep moving oscar.
Why is the sky blue vand not the grass. "
Coz you let him...
Coz we can...
The sky, today, is grey... |
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"why do men like to send you a cock photo and think you will Become instantly horny and battle Lions to get to them Immediately. when Actually you are just sat drinking a brew on the sofa in your onesie"
You're not. You look EXACTLY like all of your sexy profile pics 24/7. I don't HOW that is logistically possible. But. You just do, ok? |
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"Why do coughs get worse at night?
My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! "
My son is doing the same. Dropin centre today or Dr cos it's driving us all crazy |
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"Why WHY why.....
Does my online tracking order for my next delivery say that delivery was attempted and a card was left when it quite clearly wasn't!
I feel better. Anyone else want a rant?? Xx"
Next may have tried to deliver thay to me... I had 2 cards this week saying they tried to deliver...erm.. I havent ordered anything and dont even have an account with next  |
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Why do some men think I spend all day lounging around in stockings suspenders basque and heels like some 50s movie femme fatale?
Why is nothing ever straight forward?
Why do I have no desire to meet?
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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Why does my period start THE MOMENT I have a free weekend?
Why is it the men I am attracted to on here either live 100s of miles away from me or are not attracted to me?
Why does the water board insist on digging up the pavement outside my house at 8 am on a Saturday?
Why are prescriptions so expensive? And why have I had to get so many of them this year?
Why can't I motivate myself to go to the gym but can motivate myself to go food shopping? |
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"'Why do the neighbours insist on feeding the foxes who then use my decking as their latrine and my shed roof as their roof terrace?'
Get em shot!"
I'm preparing my defence as we speak...oh, you meant the foxes!  |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"Why WHY why.....
Does my online tracking order for my next delivery say that delivery was attempted and a card was left when it quite clearly wasn't!
I feel better. Anyone else want a rant?? Xx
Next may have tried to deliver thay to me... I had 2 cards this week saying they tried to deliver...erm.. I havent ordered anything and dont even have an account with next "
could be someone sending you something or fraudsters using your adress
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I've got another one...
Why do people message saying 'it's been a while since we chatted' when I can quite clearly see we've never chatted!!
IM NOT STUPID! "
I got one of those last week. As I'm a site supporter it tells me on their profile when we last chatted. Nothing was on there so I should have said, but I couldn't be arsed. |
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"Why do coughs get worse at night?
My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! "
Don't know if there's Night Nurse for kids, but I have never failed to get straight to sleep with that stuff, it's some kind of voodoo! |
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"Why WHY why.....
Does my online tracking order for my next delivery say that delivery was attempted and a card was left when it quite clearly wasn't!
I feel better. Anyone else want a rant?? Xx
Next may have tried to deliver thay to me... I had 2 cards this week saying they tried to deliver...erm.. I havent ordered anything and dont even have an account with next "
Oh well if a pair of little boys blue ugg style slippers turn up can you send em on?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock
I haven't added a word  "
i reckon if he flopped it out it would fall on the ground screaming for a Penalty |
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"Why WHY why.....
Does the guy who leaves for work that lives behind my house open and shut every single door of his car about 6 times at 5am every morning waking up me and usually my son too!
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Aargh, the repeated slamming of kitchen cupboards and garage inner doors before I am awake - is this necessary, ever? No, it is not!! |
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock
I haven't added a word
i reckon if he flopped it out it would fall on the ground screaming for a Penalty "
I wonder if he has the any hole's a goal mentality |
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock
I haven't added a word
i reckon if he flopped it out it would fall on the ground screaming for a Penalty
I wonder if he has the any hole's a goal mentality"
He cant even get his balls in a hole that size, what chance has he got with wimmin lol |
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock
I haven't added a word
i reckon if he flopped it out it would fall on the ground screaming for a Penalty
I wonder if he has the any hole's a goal mentality
He cant even get his balls in a hole that size, what chance has he got with wimmin lol"
Then he'll probably score a home goal |
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Why did I decide to drink copious amounts of wine last night and then go through pictures of me and dad that mum had given me?
Why did the postman have to come with Special Agent Maya when I was out?
Why do I have the flipping hangover horn?
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock
I haven't added a word
i reckon if he flopped it out it would fall on the ground screaming for a Penalty
I wonder if he has the any hole's a goal mentality
He cant even get his balls in a hole that size, what chance has he got with wimmin lol
Then he'll probably score a home goal "
Does that Cum under the "offside" rule  |
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Why is it that I was with my ex for 2 years, took him a year and a half to ask me about moving in, but he's been with a new girl for a couple months and already moved in with her!!!!!! (before they got together)
Why do guys send messages like "hey how are you?" "hey got Skype?" FUCK OFF!!
And why is it that my best friend who is 18 months older than me manages to get diagnosed with dyspraxia but yet in my 21 years I was never asked about in my educational years and now the shit has hit the fan as I can't get tested on the nhs, it'll cost me £500 to do it privately. |
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock
I haven't added a word
i reckon if he flopped it out it would fall on the ground screaming for a Penalty
I wonder if he has the any hole's a goal mentality
He cant even get his balls in a hole that size, what chance has he got with wimmin lol
Then he'll probably score a home goal
Does that Cum under the "offside" rule "
Sounds more like dribbling  |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"why do men like to send you a cock photo and think you will Become instantly horny and battle Lions to get to them Immediately. when Actually you are just sat drinking a brew on the sofa in your onesie"
Pmsl (on sofa in onesie) |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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Why do people say they have read my profile then attach a pic if their cock with their Sky remote?
I say clearly no cock pics thanks and I do have my own sky remote so that isn't going to be a meet convincer either..... |
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"Why do people say they have read my profile then attach a pic if their cock with their Sky remote?
I say clearly no cock pics thanks and I do have my own sky remote so that isn't going to be a meet convincer either....."
to the first paragraph.
And to the second... which one do you point at the TV and get cheesed off when the channel doesn't change?
Ohhh I said cheese... oh well the remote control doesn't have cheese . |
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Why of why is it when i did not have the money to buy the car i wanted that i could find the car with ease, now i have the money i cant find the car within a reason state or price am willing to pay |
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"Why do coughs get worse at night?
My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! "
Read today that if you put vicks vaporub on his feet and cover with sock before chucking him into bed there will be no coughing...don't know if it works but could be worth a try?
And my rant is simple...why are people incapable of reading road signs? Use the fecking bus lane when it's not active and you're doing 10 miles under the speed limit so the rest of us can pass you!!!! |
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"Why do coughs get worse at night?
My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again!
Read today that if you put vicks vaporub on his feet and cover with sock before chucking him into bed there will be no coughing...don't know if it works but could be worth a try?
And my rant is simple...why are people incapable of reading road signs? Use the fecking bus lane when it's not active and you're doing 10 miles under the speed limit so the rest of us can pass you!!!!"
I've got some snuffle balm I'll try that tonight thanks!! |
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Lol love your rants v funny leave a note on the car window wiper ordering him to BE QUIET LOL
Delivery notes are invisible didnt you know lol
Once had a delivery on line saying attepted delivery sat 3pm.. Only snag i was in edinburgh at a footy match |
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