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how do you know that you are aging ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I took my daughter to the doctors last week, a very nice young lady she was but I looked at her and thought there's no way she's old enough to be a doctor 
or when you go to the pub and everyone else in there don't look old enough to be there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"an old trick for dry skin..before drying yourself off when coming out the shower ...coat your body in oil or vaseline . "
i always do this - alwys have done my body skin looks good for my age - face not so much lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??"
When I get up in the morning,I resemble Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??
When I get up in the morning,I resemble Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques. "
OMG how sexy is that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After 3 hours sleep I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.
Sometimes I get up and walk out of the room to get something and once I have left the room or entered the other room. I have forgotten what I wanted .
When sitting down or getting up I sigh/take a deep breath.
Now I feel the cold more easily .
All classic signs of old age, but I soldier on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??
When I get up in the morning,I resemble Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques.
OMG how sexy is that "
Two Soups?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??
When I get up in the morning,I resemble Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques. "
Thats what i look like all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not lol I'm 33 and still get asked for ID lol "
That's because they want to know your full name. So they can find you in a social networking site and then try and find a mutual friend. Even ifs friend of a friend of a friend of a friend, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??"
No I can just look in the mirror that tells me all I need to know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you can feel drafts, when your a kid and you're laid on the floor, your parents used to say "get up or you'll catch a draft" and you'd be like "shut up, no draft here"
Then BOOM!
Wake up one day, there's a draft. That's when you're getting old |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??"
Cuz me tits now do what my broom used to do.........and also keep me knees warm on cold winter nights |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"After 3 hours sleep I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.
Sometimes I get up and walk out of the room to get something and once I have left the room or entered the other room. I have forgotten what I wanted .
When sitting down or getting up I sigh/take a deep breath.
Now I feel the cold more easily .
All classic signs of old age, but I soldier on. "
You are 26! Get yourself checked as you should be able to sleep without needing to get up and pee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you realise you make a groaning sound when you get out of your chair and wonder how long you have been doing it. "
And you release a loud and heartfelt sigh when you sink back into it before snuggling up in a big furry throw and delicately placing your feet in the "big slipper"....you know you all want one ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you realise you need more than 1 pair of glasses depending what your doing.
When you start taking stairs one at a time and use the bannister.
you start to seriously consider cardigans are fashionable.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??"
Because you sold the family car and got a sports car, the kids room is now a junk room .
You can go on holiday without taking miserable teenagers .
Life is so good when the kids are grown up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this thread has been the most comforting.lol.and i thought it was just me who suffered 90% of these complaints. did anyone mention the greay pubic hair.now i DID scream when they appeared.shave,yes,IF i could still get to bend that way without getting cramp. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when all the young ppl try to make light of the fact u r gonna be 52 next week.and say but age is just a number.yes,it is,but will they like it when they get that old. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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never waste an erection, you don't know when the next one will be
never pass by a toilet with out using it
never trust a fart, also we go to more funerals than weddings nowdays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seeing as I have been going grey since in my early twenties, I can rule that one out.
I find myself shouting at the TV scrern, or making noises when bending down or picking things up. Also wonder if an 18 year old is actually 18 and not younger. |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"Seeing as I have been going grey since in my early twenties, I can rule that one out.
I find myself shouting at the TV scrern, or making noises when bending down or picking things up. Also wonder if an 18 year old is actually 18 and not younger."
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"After 3 hours sleep I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.
Sometimes I get up and walk out of the room to get something and once I have left the room or entered the other room. I have forgotten what I wanted .
When sitting down or getting up I sigh/take a deep breath.
Now I feel the cold more easily .
All classic signs of old age, but I soldier on. "
Tick...tick...tick...tick...think I'd better get my affairs in order! |
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"when I look in the mirror and my mother looks back...
Disconcerting and depressing...*sobs*"
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Oh yes that one goodness me..
My aching hands rhuematiz.. got bad since I came off HRT memory also.. long term is fine. Dont concentrate well anymore.  |
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this thread has cheered me up no end. Off to Google to search for zimmer frame shops
