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A date with Mrs Palm

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All work and no play makes Jack a frustrated boy. Anyone else having to resort to onanism this weekend due to other commitments?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aaaww that's a shame, but lucky Mrs palm! Wand today for me as still recovering from surgery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear a rubber glove and have a posh wank!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aaaww that's a shame, but lucky Mrs palm! Wand today for me as still recovering from surgery

Damn wish I was a wizard! you could have used my wand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear a rubber glove and have a posh wank!"

Pink Marigold smothered in margerine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I wear a top hat and tails when I have a posh wank, but my monocle struggles to stay in place when I get to the vinegar strokes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wear a top hat and tails when I have a posh wank, but my monocle struggles to stay in place when I get to the vinegar strokes.

It will be a DIY session for me this weekend. Might dress up and watch porn

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"All work and no play makes Jack a frustrated boy. Anyone else having to resort to onanism this weekend due to other commitments?

I have to probably 48 out of 52 weekends lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wear a top hat and tails when I have a posh wank, but my monocle struggles to stay in place when I get to the vinegar strokes.

It will be a DIY session for me this weekend. Might dress up and watch porn "

DIY, sounds like you need a handyman!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol, DIY is very good especailly when you got right tools for the job lmao

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wear a rubber glove and have a posh wank!

Pink Marigold smothered in margerine?

Marmalade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wear a top hat and tails when I have a posh wank, but my monocle struggles to stay in place when I get to the vinegar strokes.

It will be a DIY session for me this weekend. Might dress up and watch porn

DIY, sounds like you need a handyman!

Do you have a nice tool for the job ?

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