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A device which allows couples to communicate their every thought to each other, whether they are in the same room or not.
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Oh bollox they’ve already invented that haven’t they… it’s called the internet 
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Twatchecker…. A bit like spell checker but it underlines in red any sentence (or string of random words and text speak in some cases) which is likely to be perceived as being twatty when sent as a pm. |
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cockshop… it’s a bit like photoshop but is specifically designed to allow you to alter the appearance of a penis when viewed online (whether on cam or standard cock-shot).
cockshop would include many features, including, being able to change the shape and proportions, add faces, add accessories and dress the penis in a number of outfits.
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"cockshop… it’s a bit like photoshop but is specifically designed to allow you to alter the appearance of a penis when viewed online (whether on cam or standard cock-shot).
cockshop would include many features, including, being able to change the shape and proportions, add faces, add accessories and dress the penis in a number of outfits.
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Can we have that for real cocks and not just for pics
I could spend hours playing with that  |
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Seriously though !!!!!
jeez you women and your fuckin sex aids lol
and no fuunies there please ladies!!
the next big invention to come along is gonna be to do with air travel !!!
Don't know what it is gonna be but since the jet engine things aint changed that much !!!
and now that alien technology has given us so much this far,
And I mean teflon, mobile fones,stealth planes,and loads more the only thing that hasn't really been touched is flight !!!! ten years from now all modes of flight will have changed dramatically.
And we will think it is just natural....
And don't get me started on fuckin Zombies !!!!!
anyone read world war Z its already happened !!!!!!!!
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"Twatchecker…. A bit like spell checker but it underlines in red any sentence (or string of random words and text speak in some cases) which is likely to be perceived as being twatty when sent as a pm."
Thought that was going to be about thrush or something similar for a second there  |
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"Twatchecker…. A bit like spell checker but it underlines in red any sentence (or string of random words and text speak in some cases) which is likely to be perceived as being twatty when sent as a pm.
Thought that was going to be about thrush or something similar for a second there "
Nahhhh ... that's fungalfinder... a bit like friendfinder but.... |
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"Seriously though !!!!!
jeez you women and your fuckin sex aids lol
and no fuunies there please ladies!!
the next big invention to come along is gonna be to do with air travel !!!
Don't know what it is gonna be but since the jet engine things aint changed that much !!!
and now that alien technology has given us so much this far,
And I mean teflon, mobile fones,stealth planes,and loads more the only thing that hasn't really been touched is flight !!!! ten years from now all modes of flight will have changed dramatically.
And we will think it is just natural....
And don't get me started on fuckin Zombies !!!!!
anyone read world war Z its already happened !!!!!!!!
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You been reading too many Marvel comics pal. Zombies indeed...
Alien technology, pah! As if ET would fly fifty zillion light years just to say, "Hey, seen my new computer guys!" then fuck off again leaving it here. You're dreaming mate.  |
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"An on off switch for women xx  "
We already have one of those, we just don't tell you where it is... so you've got no chance of finding it. We've been telling men where the clit is for decades and still guys struggle to find it..... you men really do struggle to ask a woman for directions |
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"An on off switch for women xx
We already have one of those, we just don't tell you where it is... so you've got no chance of finding it. We've been telling men where the clit is for decades and still guys struggle to find it..... you men really do struggle to ask a woman for directions "
In some cases trhough it's like hiking all the way from John O'Groats to Land's End to find there's fuck all there!  |
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"Seriously though !!!!!
jeez you women and your fuckin sex aids lol
and no fuunies there please ladies!!
the next big invention to come along is gonna be to do with air travel !!!
Don't know what it is gonna be but since the jet engine things aint changed that much !!!
and now that alien technology has given us so much this far,
And I mean teflon, mobile fones,stealth planes,and loads more the only thing that hasn't really been touched is flight !!!! ten years from now all modes of flight will have changed dramatically.
And we will think it is just natural....
And don't get me started on fuckin Zombies !!!!!
anyone read world war Z its already happened !!!!!!!!
You been reading too many Marvel comics pal. Zombies indeed...
Alien technology, pah! As if ET would fly fifty zillion light years just to say, "Hey, seen my new computer guys!" then fuck off again leaving it here. You're dreaming mate. "
If an advanced life form on another planet, let's say 3 billion light years away, was looking at us to consider sharing their advanced technology.... they'd be looking at images (light) from the earth 3 billion light years ago.... what alien in their right mind is going to think it's a great idea to share advanced technology with pondlife  |
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The ability to solve crime by time travel.
You think I'm joking right?
Well, not time travel in the sense most understand it but time travel never-the-less.
How?
A network of satellite cameras that will cover the entire planet down the tiniest detail, continually watching, continually recording.
Then when a crime is committed all the authorities have to do is get the footage for the crime scene and replay it. They'll see the criminals arriving and leaving, they'll be able to backtrack the criminals to wherever it is they came from and forward play to wherever they went after the crime.
But we'd never stand for that level of people-spying would we?
Google are recoding everything as we speak. But no, we wouldn't stand for it. So how will the govt introduce such sweeping intrusions on our privacy?
They'll allow crime rates to soar until it reaches a tipping point and the people cry out for something to be done, whatever the cost.
And that's when all the cameras will be switched on and linked up. All the town centre cameras, speeding cameras, traffic monitoring cameras, cameras taking mugshots from hole in the wall cash machines.
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"The ability to solve crime by time travel.
You think I'm joking right?
Well, not time travel in the sense most understand it but time travel never-the-less.
How?
A network of satellite cameras that will cover the entire planet down the tiniest detail, continually watching, continually recording.
Then when a crime is committed all the authorities have to do is get the footage for the crime scene and replay it. They'll see the criminals arriving and leaving, they'll be able to backtrack the criminals to wherever it is they came from and forward play to wherever they went after the crime.
But we'd never stand for that level of people-spying would we?
Google are recoding everything as we speak. But no, we wouldn't stand for it. So how will the govt introduce such sweeping intrusions on our privacy?
They'll allow crime rates to soar until it reaches a tipping point and the people cry out for something to be done, whatever the cost.
And that's when all the cameras will be switched on and linked up. All the town centre cameras, speeding cameras, traffic monitoring cameras, cameras taking mugshots from hole in the wall cash machines.
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I know where you are coming from... but it did make me think of how useful a portable time portal would be.
Suspect says "I wasn't there gov" ... the portable portal is taken to the crime scene, set it to create a wormhole to the appropriate place in space and time to see the light from the past and bingo "yes you were, that's you in the red jacket!"
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