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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have been reminded that someone has a cane in his boot since I keep taking the mick out of his age
So, give us your best age jokes 
-You know you're getting older when you look in the mirror and say, "Dad?!"
-At my age . . . when I see a pretty young woman, I wonder what her mum looks like!
-His aim in life improves as he grows older, but it seems that he soon runs out of ammunition  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry don't know any age "jokes"
We all have to get older whether we like it or not!
And I just find it disrespectful when people take the Micky of someone's age, sex ect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry don't know any age "jokes"
We all have to get older whether we like it or not!
And I just find it disrespectful when people take the Micky of someone's age, sex ect "
Shurrrup grandma/pa!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry don't know any age "jokes"
We all have to get older whether we like it or not!
And I just find it disrespectful when people take the Micky of someone's age, sex ect
Shurrrup grandma/pa! "
I would spank you for that!
But would be to afraid of breaking one of my bones  |
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over a year ago
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My wife was feeling a bit randy so she took her bra off and asked me if I wanted to suck her tits."Nah, not after they have been on the floor." I said to her. |
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An old aged couple were sat in the front room one afternoon watching countdown when the Mrs suddenly felt a bit horny.
She starts thinking what she can do about it and decides to go upstairs and dig out the sexy stuff to put on.
The ol boy looks up at her as she suddenly leaves the room and dosent even ask where she's off.
She gets to the bedroom, closes the door behind her and digs at the bottom of the wardrobe, she pulls out a moth eaten basque, stockings full of holes and a matching bra and thong.
She tip toes back down the stairs dressed in all the gear and looks through the slight gap in the door.
She kicks it open and in one move darts across the room, right in front of the Tv screaming 'SUPER PUSSY'.
The ol boy looks up and says 'I'll just have the soup, thanks'. |
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