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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its a slow evening on the forums, so lets get this game going - just add five words to the story with each post.

Once on a hot summers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

night, the moon sparkled over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and it started pissing down

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

my supper of rice crispies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my supper of rice crispies"

eww she said more sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

my supper of rice crispies

eww she said more sugar

, produced a large tablespoon and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My milks gone all cloudy

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My milks gone all cloudy

Why me? He said again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/11/13 20:42:19]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My milks gone all cloudy

Why me? He said again "

damn and blast that cow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My milks gone all cloudy

Why me? He said again "

not sure that was milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She needs a good milking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My milks gone all cloudy

Why me? He said again

not sure that was milk"

not even sure there krispies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you've been misbehaving again

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"She needs a good milking

He pulled the udder one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She needs a good milking

not sure its a she

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She needs a good milking

not sure its a she "

'Why's there only one nipple?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She needs a good milking

not sure its a she "

is this the place?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She needs a good milking

not sure its a she

is this the place?"

i think its a bull

you sure its a udder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's a cow = female cow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She cried with laughter in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its gotten very hard now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She cried with laughter in "

bed with her fully automatic

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"She cried with laughter in

bed with her fully automatic"

Balloon inflating machine throbbing away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She cried with laughter in

bed with her fully automatic

Balloon inflating machine throbbing away"

pumping helium into her anus

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"She cried with laughter in

bed with her fully automatic

Balloon inflating machine throbbing away

pumping helium into her anus"

I sound like Donald Duck!

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By *unwithus2.Couple over a year ago

south kent

she cum with great delight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She cried with laughter in

bed with her fully automatic

Balloon inflating machine throbbing away

pumping helium into her anus

I sound like Donald Duck! "

Squeaked her puckered sphincter, as

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh look, here comes Pluto!

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

Back into the milking shed for

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oh look, here comes Pluto!"

'you're out a long way'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back into the milking shed for"

The poor little moo cow

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Back into the milking shed for

The poor little moo cow "

Made of organic dark chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back into the milking shed for

The poor little moo cow

Made of organic dark chocolate"

Bites off her head nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice bit of head that!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Nice bit of head that!

She then danced the can-can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice bit of head that!

She then danced the can-can"

But she can't can't though

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Nice bit of head that!

She then danced the can-can

But she can't can't though

Not through wont of trying

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

last time the ceiling collapsed.

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

And a dildo fell through

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

bloody huge it was, too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bigger than the most fabbed ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This was no net pic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just then a loud bang

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

and thrust and bang and ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just then a loud bang"

And the inflatable doll burst

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just then a loud bang

And the inflatable doll burst"

Much to everyone's bitter disappointment

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By *ifornowCouple over a year ago

East Lincs

It turned out that all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just then a loud bang

And the inflatable doll burst

Much to everyone's bitter disappointment"

No one had a puncture kit

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By *itboyslim2Man over a year ago

stevenage

"just then a loud bang

And the inflatable doll burst

Much to everyone's bitter disappointment

No one had a puncture kit"

Just then the extras arrive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just then a loud bang

And the inflatable doll burst

Much to everyone's bitter disappointment

No one had a puncture kit

Just then the extras arrive

And volunteer to help out

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By *itboyslim2Man over a year ago

stevenage

"just then a loud bang

And the inflatable doll burst

Much to everyone's bitter disappointment

No one had a puncture kit

Just then the extras arrive

And volunteer to help out"

Erections were up and ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And the fluffer was Ryan

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

In bursts the farmers wife

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By *yphoon1Man over a year ago

With a very sharp knife

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

And the erections were deflated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She asked who done it.........

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By *awty bi coupleCouple over a year ago

Wet Walsall

"It was MEEEE" he said ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It was MEEEE" he said ..."

Lying through his gold teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spitting all over everyone yukk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dildo who has it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spitting all over everyone yukk

Then the police arrived and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

broke into song loudly singing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

'I'm the urban spaceman baby!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

then arrested four squirrels and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"then arrested four squirrels and"

Hugged a tree and shot

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

"then arrested four squirrels and

Hugged a tree and shot"

The OP for this hideous............

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"then arrested four squirrels and

Hugged a tree and shot

The OP for this hideous............

piecemeal affront to narrative prose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"then arrested four squirrels and

Hugged a tree and shot

The OP for this hideous............

piecemeal affront to narrative prose"

Flimsily constructed on the hoof

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"then arrested four squirrels and

Hugged a tree and shot

The OP for this hideous............

piecemeal affront to narrative prose

Flimsily constructed on the hoof"

with scant regard for traditional

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"then arrested four squirrels and

Hugged a tree and shot

The OP for this hideous............

piecemeal affront to narrative prose

Flimsily constructed on the hoof

with scant regard for traditional"

Recipes for pickling Brussel sprouts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"then arrested four squirrels and

Hugged a tree and shot

The OP for this hideous............

piecemeal affront to narrative prose

Flimsily constructed on the hoof

with scant regard for traditional

Recipes for pickling Brussel sprouts"

and then dipping them in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"then arrested four squirrels and

Hugged a tree and shot

The OP for this hideous............

piecemeal affront to narrative prose

Flimsily constructed on the hoof

with scant regard for traditional

Recipes for pickling Brussel sprouts

and then dipping them in"

A gaping bright red vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who sucked it all in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who sucked it all in "

And aimed at the vicar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who sucked it all in

And aimed at the vicar"

Who opened his mouth wide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/13 17:05:29]

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

Before he positioned himself over .......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before he positioned himself over ......."

A hot sweaty rugby scrum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/13 17:08:43]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See the dangling tackles he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before he positioned himself over .......

A hot sweaty rugby scrum"

spurting it out over the

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Before he positioned himself over .......

A hot sweaty rugby scrum

spurting it out over the"

Brand new curtains from Next

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Before he positioned himself over .......

A hot sweaty rugby scrum

spurting it out over the

Brand new curtains from Next"

After wiping himself on them

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

What a fucking mess he ..........

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What a fucking mess he .........."

Left the kitchen cupboard in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in"

Mother was screaming blue murder

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder"

before pulling out a shotgun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun"

& ramming it up his

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And cocking the big trigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun

& ramming it up his"

nose, before she loudly declared:

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun

& ramming it up his

nose, before she loudly declared:"

Go on, make my Day...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun

& ramming it up his

nose, before she loudly declared:"

Mingers, munters eat my sprouts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun

& ramming it up his

nose, before she loudly declared:

Go on, make my Day..."

proceeding to unload both barrels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun

& ramming it up his

nose, before she loudly declared:

Go on, make my Day...

proceeding to unload both barrels"

The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded'

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun

& ramming it up his

nose, before she loudly declared:

Go on, make my Day...

proceeding to unload both barrels

The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded'"

and managed to shout out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun

& ramming it up his

nose, before she loudly declared:

Go on, make my Day...

proceeding to unload both barrels

The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded'

and managed to shout out"

THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY TASTY!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun

& ramming it up his

nose, before she loudly declared:

Go on, make my Day...

proceeding to unload both barrels

The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded'

and managed to shout out

THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY TASTY! "

You've eaten a floor tile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun

& ramming it up his

nose, before she loudly declared:

Go on, make my Day...

proceeding to unload both barrels

The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded'

and managed to shout out

THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY TASTY!

You've eaten a floor tile"

said the postman without knocking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a fucking mess he ..........

Left the kitchen cupboard in

Mother was screaming blue murder

before pulling out a shotgun

& ramming it up his

nose, before she loudly declared:

Go on, make my Day...

proceeding to unload both barrels

The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded'

and managed to shout out

THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY TASTY!

You've eaten a floor tile

said the postman without knocking"

As the queen delivered a fart

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

Yeah , a right little fart ........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah , a right little fart ........"

She then followed through and

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By *rigidhippieMan over a year ago

York

That's the end of that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then"

aliens landed and abducted a

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a"

Cup of Earl grey tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea"

Prefer a dry white chardonnay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea"

Captain Picard took this personally

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Prefer a dry white chardonnay"

Said the little green alien

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Captain Picard took this personally"

And zapped the green alien

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Captain Picard took this personally

And zapped the green alien"

Into a hot cross bun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Captain Picard took this personally

And zapped the green alien

Into a hot cross bun"

that he then shoved up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Captain Picard took this personally

And zapped the green alien

Into a hot cross bun

that he then shoved up"

A trucker's sweaty crack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Captain Picard took this personally

And zapped the green alien

Into a hot cross bun

that he then shoved up"

A trucker's hot sweaty crack

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Captain Picard took this personally

And zapped the green alien

Into a hot cross bun

that he then shoved up

A trucker's hot sweaty crack"

But the trucker was hungry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Captain Picard took this personally

And zapped the green alien

Into a hot cross bun

that he then shoved up

A trucker's hot sweaty crack

But the trucker was hungry"

suddenly an Angel arrived saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Captain Picard took this personally

And zapped the green alien

Into a hot cross bun

that he then shoved up

A trucker's hot sweaty crack

But the trucker was hungry

suddenly an Angel arrived saying"

'Don't eat that sweaty bun!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Captain Picard took this personally

And zapped the green alien

Into a hot cross bun

that he then shoved up

A trucker's hot sweaty crack

But the trucker was hungry

suddenly an Angel arrived saying

'Don't eat that sweaty bun!'"

Rim my hot ass instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's the end of that!

We all thought and then

aliens landed and abducted a

Cup of Earl grey tea

Captain Picard took this personally

And zapped the green alien

Into a hot cross bun

that he then shoved up

A trucker's hot sweaty crack

But the trucker was hungry

suddenly an Angel arrived saying

'Don't eat that sweaty bun!'

Rim my hot ass instead"

But the trucker was starving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I said bend over while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You change that punctured tyre

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By *onConformistLikeUMan over a year ago

Chorley

Don't forget to check your

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

hot cross bun, that alien

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hot cross bun, that alien"

Being has got two cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This went on too long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This went on too long"

The end came in sight

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"This went on too long

The end came in sight"

Until BrightonSteve kept it going

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"This went on too long

The end came in sight

Until BrightonSteve kept it going"

With humility, charisma and stamina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This went on too long

The end came in sight

Until BrightonSteve kept it going"

Until a health inspector arrived

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"This went on too long

The end came in sight

Until BrightonSteve kept it going

With humility, charisma and stamina"

Identical triplets were his fantasy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This went on too long

The end came in sight

Until BrightonSteve kept it going

With humility, charisma and stamina

Identical triplets were his fantasy"

As he slathered over me

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