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over a year ago
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Many people can't seem to get the simple task of driving right, imagine if they were challenged to have a wee at the same time! It would be anarchy, there'd be body parts, burning cars and urine everywhere! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Many people can't seem to get the simple task of driving right, imagine if they were challenged to have a wee at the same time! It would be anarchy, there'd be body parts, burning cars and urine everywhere!"
The simplest way would be to build it into the seat then you can just sit there have a pee and empty out at the end of the journey. It would mean driving knickerless and with your dress/skirt/trousers hoiked up or down.
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"Many people can't seem to get the simple task of driving right, imagine if they were challenged to have a wee at the same time! It would be anarchy, there'd be body parts, burning cars and urine everywhere!
The simplest way would be to build it into the seat then you can just sit there have a pee and empty out at the end of the journey. It would mean driving knickerless and with your dress/skirt/trousers hoiked up or down.
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Will they have something like cat litter in to stop the smell? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Many people can't seem to get the simple task of driving right, imagine if they were challenged to have a wee at the same time! It would be anarchy, there'd be body parts, burning cars and urine everywhere!
The simplest way would be to build it into the seat then you can just sit there have a pee and empty out at the end of the journey. It would mean driving knickerless and with your dress/skirt/trousers hoiked up or down.
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See, that brings with it a while host of issues.
1) forgetting to pull your clothes back up before you get out.
2)splash back going over speed bumps or potholes
3) getting you feet tangled in your clothes
4) you'd have to carry a bucket of effluence with you every time you got out of the car |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
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Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Many people can't seem to get the simple task of driving right, imagine if they were challenged to have a wee at the same time! It would be anarchy, there'd be body parts, burning cars and urine everywhere!
The simplest way would be to build it into the seat then you can just sit there have a pee and empty out at the end of the journey. It would mean driving knickerless and with your dress/skirt/trousers hoiked up or down.
See, that brings with it a while host of issues.
1) forgetting to pull your clothes back up before you get out.
2)splash back going over speed bumps or potholes
3) getting you feet tangled in your clothes
4) you'd have to carry a bucket of effluence with you every time you got out of the car"
I was thinking of something absorbent and odour eliminating like those cat litter balls. No splash back and a tidy 'package' on leaving the car. The remembering to adjust happens for some of us anyway. |
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"whats wrong with a hole in the seat with a flap at the bottom so it can go straight out onto the road and the flap stops the draught and any incoming piss from the wind  "
I wouldn't like to be driving behind you at that moment!!   |
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"whats wrong with a hole in the seat with a flap at the bottom so it can go straight out onto the road and the flap stops the draught and any incoming piss from the wind "
My ex boss had a car like that only it wasn't piss that hit the road from the bottom of the car but the dog he had on the floor at the back....Passing motorists alerted him to something flapping under the car as he drove...... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"whats wrong with a hole in the seat with a flap at the bottom so it can go straight out onto the road and the flap stops the draught and any incoming piss from the wind
My ex boss had a car like that only it wasn't piss that hit the road from the bottom of the car but the dog he had on the floor at the back....Passing motorists alerted him to something flapping under the car as he drove......"
That's awful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who thinks it's time car manufacturers should start installing urinals in their cars?"
Yeah and even better if they could invent some way of the car running on urine! double whammy!! |
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"whats wrong with a hole in the seat with a flap at the bottom so it can go straight out onto the road and the flap stops the draught and any incoming piss from the wind "
I'm sure cyclists would love this idea. But then again equestrians seem to get away with it... |
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