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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When I was in primary school, my teacher was asking everyone what they wanted to be when they grew up. Everyone was saying the common stuff like, doctors, , nurses, footbalkers, policemans and so on.
I said " I want to be a playboy. "
Some how baffled the teacher then decided to ask me to explain what a playboy was. I said "A playboy is a man that smokes big cigars, drives expensive cars and fucks loads of fit women."
To that answer I got a beaten from the teacher and note to my parents and was told to think about my answer and bring a new one the day after.
Showed my parents the teacher's note and needless to say, I got another beaten.
Day after the dreadful question came up again.
"So, have you decided what you want to be when you grow up? "
"Yes I did. " I said. " I want to be a mini-playboy. "
"And what is that? " the teacher asked.
Its a guy that eats chocolate cigarettes, rides on his bicycle and wanks on his own. "
Still managed to get another beaten after that, but don't regret it.
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