im staying at my mums at the moment and it looks like i might have to suffer watching nadal scratching and itching his arse all afternoon .. why doesnt he wipe it properly before he comes out
"yes .. he s sitting down then "
Living in a dockyard town we always used to say that getting an itchy arse was a sure sign that a ship was about to enter the port.....
"bum nose collar collar earole earole nose bum bollox cock nose bounce bounce bounce bum serve "
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