Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.
I don't masturbate every free second I have
I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public
I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers
I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday
I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)
Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.
I don't masturbate every free second I have
I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public
I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers
I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday
I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)
Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. "
me too, budge up and I will bring nibbles from M&S |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
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I think, just like in real life, there's a lot more talk than action. I doubt very many people sexualise the majority of their lives quite as much as they claim but it certainly makes them seem fun.
Perhaps it is the swinger equivalent of 'keeping up with the Jones' s'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That corner is gonna get pretty pack .. shift up 
Can I sit on your lap there is not enough room in the corner  "
go on then . We will talk about the 1st thing that pops up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.
I don't masturbate every free second I have
I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public
I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers
I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday
I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)
Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. "
No God you are such a prude NOT lol |
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"I think, just like in real life, there's a lot more talk than action. I doubt very many people sexualise the majority of their lives quite as much as they claim but it certainly makes them seem fun.
Perhaps it is the swinger equivalent of 'keeping up with the Jones' s'."
Think you're right except for one thing it doesn't make them seem like fun to me, when do they ever get time to do ordinary stuff? |
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"Right. I'm off out bow. Everyone in prude corner play nice. Remember missionary only, lights off, no looking at each other and definitely no enjoying it!!!"
What! You mean we actually have to do it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think ur talking a wee bit rubbish Op lol,I do believe I remember ur into some kinky games, sm etc etc.........
I'm pretty boring sex wise, I like licking pussy,fingering,fucking
I dont have any dom/sub kinks, dirty chat etc
I suppose its the group fun and taking pics that raises my boringtasticness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.
I don't masturbate every free second I have
I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public
I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers
I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday
I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)
Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. "
Yeah yeah!
And all those floods that keep happening in your neck of the woods are due to 'natural causes' i suppose? 
Fibber!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why don't we put all the so called hardened swingers in the corner and all up prudes can have the rest of the room as there seems to be more of us.
I thought it was a circular room  "
knights of the rotating round shag table |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why don't we put all the so called hardened swingers in the corner and all up prudes can have the rest of the room as there seems to be more of us.
I thought it was a circular room
knights of the rotating round shag table"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think, just like in real life, there's a lot more talk than action. I doubt very many people sexualise the majority of their lives quite as much as they claim but it certainly makes them seem fun.
Perhaps it is the swinger equivalent of 'keeping up with the Jones' s'."
Think you could be onto something there! I also think there are a few who blur the lines between fantasy and reality as there's got to be some time for real life stuff every now and then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.
I don't masturbate every free second I have
I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public
I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers
I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday
I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)
Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. "
Budge up..........room for one more? Oh wait didn't read the masterbate one. Sorry I don't qualify to be in the corner lol |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.
I don't masturbate every free second I have
I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public
I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers
I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday
I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)
Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. "
Budge up.....2 more boring ones to fit in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.
I don't masturbate every free second I have
I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public
I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers
I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday
I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)
Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then.
Budge up.....2 more boring ones to fit in!"
theres an orgy in the prude corner |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I'm not a prude but I am in the boring category. On a par with Floro. Although, perhaps she should't be there at all as she does women! I do go to clubs but I don't do the porn star stuff.
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