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By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

What's your favourite one? I posted this on FB earlier.....

I'm so miserable without you, its almost like having you here.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What's your favourite one? I posted this on FB earlier.....

I'm so miserable without you, its almost like having you here.

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Oh so so many.....I will have a think.

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i never think of them quick enough

just call them a cock head and walk off lol

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

Give me a call when you've got less time

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Give me a call when you've got less time"

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

Almost a pleasure

can be followed by,

I was nearly whelmed

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I don't know what makes you stooopid, but it really works!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Another idiot suffering from diarrhoea of the mouth and constipation of the thought.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My favourite....If i throw a stick will you leave?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop speaking, I hate the smell of shit

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thats what i mean by dark and handsome, when its dark you're handsome!

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

you have delusions of adequacy

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Some people say you're two faced, but i disagree. If you had two faces why would you wear that one?

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I would love to continue this battle of wits, but I see you have come unarmed.

One of my favourites I have shamelessly stolen from someone on here:

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I wish he would shove a rabbit up his arse, strap a ferret to his Dick and then fuck himself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would explain it to you, but I've forgotten my crayons

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you ever wonder what life would be like if you had been giving oxygen at birth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're leaving so soon ? Was jist about to poison your tea x

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"You're leaving so soon ? Was jist about to poison your tea x"

That reminds me of this......

"If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee." ( Lady Astor to Winston Churchill)

"If you were my wife, I'd drink it." (Churchill's reply)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I would have farted....

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By *andWCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

"I would love to continue this battle of wits, but I see you have come unarmed.

One of my favourites I have shamelessly stolen from someone on here:

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

I love that one! Wish I could remember who wrote it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your hair looks really nice today, did you wash it?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Your arse must be really jealous of the shit that pours from your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's a girl like this doing in a joint like you?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there's brown shit on your lip! oh wait its the bullshit your talking!

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

When I want your opinion I'll give it to you...

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By *righty58Man over a year ago

leicester

Say nothing and people will not know how stupid you really are.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

If you were even half as clever as you think you are. You would be very clever indeed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your Mrs is rite out of lube mate

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