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The NO fucking CHRISTMAS things thread.
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
It says what it is, fucking hell people it ain't even half way through November, we will run out of Yuletide threads if you are not careful......no christmas stuff on here.....none, nada......   |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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Hmmmm, are Advent calendars, stuffed with yummy chocolates allowed?
Especially if one eats all 25 in one go?"
NO!!! Only if they are handmade chocolates and you throw the fucking advent calender away.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you start prep early, it helps you have a wonderful yuletide 
Festive season needs a lot of planning
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Mistletoe  You can read about stuffing birds on here 24/7  "
I can think of a bird I wouldn't mind stuffing *wink wink *  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you start prep early, it helps you have a wonderful yuletide
Festive season needs a lot of planning
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Mistletoe You can read about stuffing birds on here 24/7
I can think of a bird I wouldn't mind stuffing *wink wink * "
Ooooooh errrrrr missus. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Thank fuck!!
Its not even december! Its NOT even fucking halfway through fucking buggering November. "
Whoa!back up there.
I'm thinking the fucking buggering November thing could really catch on.
We could have a wee jingle.
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Remember remember
Tis November
Don't just fuck her pussy
bugger her ass as welly.
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Ok!I'm also thinking,the jingle won't have to be that great to sell this idea.
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Thank fuck!!
Its not even december! Its NOT even fucking halfway through fucking buggering November.
Whoa!back up there.
I'm thinking the fucking buggering November thing could really catch on.
We could have a wee jingle.
.
Remember remember
Tis November
Don't just fuck her pussy
bugger her ass as welly.
.
Ok!I'm also thinking,the jingle won't have to be that great to sell this idea.
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You just have to find a woman with a welly for a bumhole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great thread . For those who rejoice on the festive season, August onwards. Get a fucking life.
Keep it all within the month of December .
Super thread for a Xmas grouch like me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Merry Christmas everyone !!!!
Christmas cook’s guide: turkey
We've got the answers to all your turkey dilemmas this Christmas - whether it's boning the bird or how best to stuff it, we'll show you how.
How long to defrost a frozen turkey?
At a cool room temperature (no more than 17.5°C), it will take about 2 hours for every 450g.
Visit the British turkey website and click on the cooking link to find its Defrosting Calculator, which will do the maths for you.
How do I calculate the cooking time?
You can visit the British turkey website and click on the cooking link to reveal the Roasting Calculator. Key in the weight of your bird (after stuffing it), and it will give you an approximate cooking time – it’s just a guide because all ovens vary so keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn’t overcook.
Or follow this:
Small birds and crown roasts 4kg or less: 20 minutes per kilo, plus 70 minutes.
Birds over 4kg: 20 minutes per kilo, plus 90 minutes.
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Don’t stuff the main body cavity of the turkey as this makes it harder for the heat to reach the very centre of the bird. This could result either in the turkey being slightly undercooked in the centre, or in the rest of the meat being overcooked as you try to cook the bird through. It’s better to stuff only the neck cavity.
Make sure the stuffing is completely cold before you use it. Also check that the main body cavity doesn’t contain the bag of giblets.
Put a whole orange or lemon, a halved onion and some herbs (bay and thyme or rosemary) into the main body cavity to add flavour
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Femme,
Your punctuation was wrong. Here, I fixed it for you-
"The No fucking,
CHRISTMAS things thread"
You're welcome.
Love, Scarlet x
Jingle bells
Jinglebells
Jingle ...
All the ......
Wayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
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and as for
Cliff effing richard aarrrgggghhhhh ok rant over 