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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
I'm just writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!
what would your letter say ??? "
Thats a piece of coal gor you peaches. Tut tut. Now me ive been a very good jules  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Santa,
All year I have been promoting your good name, against bitter opposition by other people, on this basis I deserve to be given everything and I mean EVERYTHING I politely ask for ... please don't let me down ...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
I'm just writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!
what would your letter say ???
Thats a piece of coal gor you peaches. Tut tut. Now me ive been a very good jules "
Yoohooo
a pressie at last |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
I'm just writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!
what would your letter say ???
Thats a piece of coal gor you peaches. Tut tut. Now me ive been a very good jules
Yoohooo
a pressie at last "
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
I'm just writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!
what would your letter say ???
Thats a piece of coal gor you peaches. Tut tut. Now me ive been a very good jules "
erm.... i recall a miss jules and a miss minnie planning on deviously naughty thing with innocent me |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
I'm just writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!
what would your letter say ??? "
Dear Santa,
Leave me a pressie and piss off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
I'm just writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!
what would your letter say ???
Thats a piece of coal gor you peaches. Tut tut. Now me ive been a very good jules
erm.... i recall a miss jules and a miss minnie planning on deviously naughty thing with innocent me "
Us ?? she asked all innocently??  |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"Dear Santa,
I'm just writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!
what would your letter say ???
Thats a piece of coal gor you peaches. Tut tut. Now me ive been a very good jules
erm.... i recall a miss jules and a miss minnie planning on deviously naughty thing with innocent me
Us ?? she asked all innocently?? "
sorry hun not you, but thinking about it all three of you delightfully naughty ladies and just little old me hmmmmmmm
santa you now know who i want for christmas hurry up and deliver you slow arsed bugger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Santa ...
Listen, I've been good, I help people all day, I listen, I'm polite, I wear tight trousers to treat the ladies at work.
All I ask of you is this ... please can I have a local fuck buddy? Pleeeeeease?
However, I want a real woman, not the wooden fleshlight contraption you shat out of your toy workshop last year.
Yours Sincerly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
I'm just writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!
what would your letter say ???
Thats a piece of coal gor you peaches. Tut tut. Now me ive been a very good jules
erm.... i recall a miss jules and a miss minnie planning on deviously naughty thing with innocent me
Us ?? she asked all innocently??
sorry hun not you, but thinking about it all three of you delightfully naughty ladies and just little old me hmmmmmmm
santa you now know who i want for christmas hurry up and deliver you slow arsed bugger "
sorry I'm out |
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