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over a year ago
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My aunt was once held captive in the toilet by a huuuuuge concrete spider...honest.
It sat in front of the door and moved to match my aunts movements....
she screamed for my uncle and he comes running and opens the door and
splat !!! end of spider  |
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"My cat just touched my foot and I screamed "
your as bad as V.
she jumped when the dog walked in the room.
like a spider is gonna be as big as a bleedin dog lol |
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"My cat just touched my foot and I screamed
your as bad as V.
she jumped when the dog walked in the room.
like a spider is gonna be as big as a bleedin dog lol"
Giant camel spider! I once shot one in Iraq, scary bastard things.... |
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"My cat just touched my foot and I screamed
your as bad as V.
she jumped when the dog walked in the room.
like a spider is gonna be as big as a bleedin dog lol"
lol depends if its a Yorkie |
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"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...
While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)
It looked like a novelty slipper    "
How did he not die from heart failure?
Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles. |
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"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...
While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)
It looked like a novelty slipper
How did he not die from heart failure?
Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles."
They were used to them, the spider lived in the hole waiting for its prey to walk past and GOTCHAAAAAAAAA
only that big fooker wasnt gonna do that again.......
Oh and i hope you didnt crack any tiles. 
oops
seriously....hope you ok |
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"My cat just touched my foot and I screamed
your as bad as V.
she jumped when the dog walked in the room.
like a spider is gonna be as big as a bleedin dog lol
lol depends if its a Yorkie "
he is a big bleedin hairy pikanese(sp) |
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"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...
While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)
It looked like a novelty slipper
How did he not die from heart failure?
Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles.
They were used to them, the spider lived in the hole waiting for its prey to walk past and GOTCHAAAAAAAAA
only that big fooker wasnt gonna do that again.......
Oh and i hope you didnt crack any tiles.
oops
seriously....hope you ok "
I can laugh about it now, but at the time I was crying my eyes out  |
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"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...
While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)
It looked like a novelty slipper
How did he not die from heart failure?
Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles."
jammy fekkin spider. 8 hands to cop a feel lol |
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"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...
While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)
It looked like a novelty slipper
How did he not die from heart failure?
Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles.
They were used to them, the spider lived in the hole waiting for its prey to walk past and GOTCHAAAAAAAAA
only that big fooker wasnt gonna do that again.......
Oh and i hope you didnt crack any tiles.
oops
seriously....hope you ok
I can laugh about it now, but at the time I was crying my eyes out "
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"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...
While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)
It looked like a novelty slipper
How did he not die from heart failure?
Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles."
I'm trying to decide whether I should feel sorry for you because you hurt yourself, laugh because I like slapstick comedy or high five the spider for having a ride on your boobs! |
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I wasn't keen on them until I worked with tarantulas
They are so fragile
Worked with ones the size of a dinner plate
One of those horrible ones with the little round bodies and long legs that you get in the house I'm still off lol
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As with many things in life, size matters. I have no fear of the things up to a couple of inches across and come across them all the time in lofts and under floors (electrician), where my attitude is live and let live, but if faced by something both substantial and potentially dangerous, that may be different!
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We also have FALSE black widow spider.see these around 3 a week.plus zebra spider.were told that funnel spider will be here within 2 years.as I do pest control in central London were in contact with lots of these especially in China town.if your not sure put a glass on it and call a pest company |
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what about that story about someone buying bananas that has spiders in, without knowing of course, and note they're house is infested with them. I won't be buying bananas for a while |
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