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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

TAMPAX have announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel,this is for the Christmas period only.

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By *MOOTH AND ROUGHCouple over a year ago

tamworth

"TAMPAX have announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel,this is for the Christmas period only.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Yeah and Bodyform are making their fanny pads look like snow men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh itchy itchy scratchy scratchy...

I wonder if you would rustle when you walked

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Hahah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"TAMPAX have announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel,this is for the Christmas period only.

WHAT!!! Its a bloody disgrace!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking of festive condoms all stripey and sparkely, with Ickle printed snowmen on... And let it snow let it snow.. Written all over them...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thinking of festive condoms all stripey and sparkely, with Ickle printed snowmen on... And let it snow let it snow.. Written all over them...

I'd buy these

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thinking of festive condoms all stripey and sparkely, with Ickle printed snowmen on... And let it snow let it snow.. Written all over them...

I'd buy these

Perhaps I could go on dragons den... Super idea celebratory condoms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thinking of festive condoms all stripey and sparkely, with Ickle printed snowmen on... And let it snow let it snow.. Written all over them...

I'd buy these

Perhaps I could go on dragons den... Super idea celebratory condoms

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I definitely think there's a market for seasonal condoms!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhhh watch this space condoms extrodinaire lol... Fockers condoms ltd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope this means no one will be bare back kissing under the mistletoe.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Can the Chrissie condoms be candy cane flavoured please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you imagine getting all hot and sexy and he slips on a ruldolf or father christmas condom. I would die laughing and probs pee myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Maybe the Christmas condoms should taste of Christmas Pudding or maybe mince pies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you imagine getting all hot and sexy and he slips on a ruldolf or father christmas condom. I would die laughing and probs pee myself

Well I'm guessing you! Miss tease would have to be blindfolded and gagged first!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

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By *adyGardenWoman over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"Thinking of festive condoms all stripey and sparkely, with Ickle printed snowmen on... And let it snow let it snow.. Written all over them...

I'd buy these

Perhaps I could go on dragons den... Super idea celebratory condoms

Or celebrity condoms.

Then I can say........

I got fucked by Brad Pitt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a funny thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha musical condoms now there's a thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets out sticky back plastic, glitter and glow in the dark paint ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets out sticky back plastic, glitter and glow in the dark paint .... "

ooooooooooooo are we crafting condoms now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol...."

What I mean is I haven't got a singing fanny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you imagine getting all hot and sexy and he slips on a ruldolf or father christmas condom. I would die laughing and probs pee myself

Well I'm guessing you! Miss tease would have to be blindfolded and gagged first!

Blinfold yes, restraints yes, gagged noooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you imagine getting all hot and sexy and he slips on a ruldolf or father christmas condom. I would die laughing and probs pee myself

Well I'm guessing you! Miss tease would have to be blindfolded and gagged first!

Blinfold yes, restraints yes, gagged noooooooooo

Ohhhh Danny is skilled in the art of knot tying, dib dib dib dob dob dob...... We are coming to get you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol...."

I am crying now !!! with laughter

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple over a year ago

midlands

The op tickled me but this is a great thread

It's so nice to find others that love christmas

add singing vaginas and bad pitt condoms

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bloody mice population will rise next month then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The op tickled me but this is a great thread

It's so nice to find others that love christmas

add singing vaginas and bad pitt condoms

Guessing its that time of year... Giddiness prevails ... And I wonder why everyone thinks I'm barking.... Yes they are probably right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol....

I am crying now !!! with laughter

Whooaaa slow down giddy goat pmp...

Shooooooooooooessss!

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple over a year ago

midlands

"The op tickled me but this is a great thread

It's so nice to find others that love christmas

add singing vaginas and bad pitt condoms

Guessing its that time of year... Giddiness prevails ... And I wonder why everyone thinks I'm barking.... Yes they are probably right

I dont think your barking (yet) but I've just reread what I posted and 'bad pitt' condoms just do not sound appealing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets out sticky back plastic, glitter and glow in the dark paint .... "

Mine glows in the dark naturally.

Must remember to mention it the next time i'm at the GUM.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol....

I am crying now !!! with laughter

Whooaaa slow down giddy goat pmp...

Shooooooooooooessss! "

now what are u gonna do with my Shooooooooooooooeesss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The op tickled me but this is a great thread

It's so nice to find others that love christmas

add singing vaginas and bad pitt condoms

Guessing its that time of year... Giddiness prevails ... And I wonder why everyone thinks I'm barking.... Yes they are probably right

I dont think your barking (yet) but I've just reread what I posted and 'bad pitt' condoms just do not sound appealing

Bad hmmm appealing ... Dimly lit pits full of naughty bad people... Hmmm see mad as a march hair kind off appealing

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have bells hanging from mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol....

I am crying now !!! with laughter

Whooaaa slow down giddy goat pmp...

Shooooooooooooessss!

now what are u gonna do with my Shooooooooooooooeesss

Your shoes?? Feck your shoes they'll be out the window... Either on your feet or otherwise!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets out sticky back plastic, glitter and glow in the dark paint ....

Mine glows in the dark naturally.

Must remember to mention it the next time i'm at the GUM.

Did wonder you are a tad odd canis my dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol....

I am crying now !!! with laughter

Whooaaa slow down giddy goat pmp...

Shooooooooooooessss!

now what are u gonna do with my Shooooooooooooooeesss

Your shoes?? Feck your shoes they'll be out the window... Either on your feet or otherwise!!

ure gonna fuck my shoes and if they are still on my feet throw me out the window ........... now that is just plain nasty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have bells hanging from mine."

Ahhh the beautiful infamous feme.. You are delightful a treat... I have a penchant for a gorgeous lass... And I only sketch the beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets out sticky back plastic, glitter and glow in the dark paint ....

Mine glows in the dark naturally.

Must remember to mention it the next time i'm at the GUM.

Did wonder you are a tad odd canis my dear

Maybe so, but i'm not barking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol....

I am crying now !!! with laughter

Whooaaa slow down giddy goat pmp...

Shooooooooooooessss!

now what are u gonna do with my Shooooooooooooooeesss

Your shoes?? Feck your shoes they'll be out the window... Either on your feet or otherwise!!

ure gonna fuck my shoes and if they are still on my feet throw me out the window ........... now that is just plain nasty

Pmsl ohhh shut up you crank... You always have to turn it around and make me look like the loon well this just isn't soooo I tell yer .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol....

I am crying now !!! with laughter

Whooaaa slow down giddy goat pmp...

Shooooooooooooessss!

now what are u gonna do with my Shooooooooooooooeesss

Your shoes?? Feck your shoes they'll be out the window... Either on your feet or otherwise!!

ure gonna fuck my shoes and if they are still on my feet throw me out the window ........... now that is just plain nasty

Pmsl ohhh shut up you crank... You always have to turn it around and make me look like the loon well this just isn't soooo I tell yer ....."

bbbbut everyone loves a loon ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets out sticky back plastic, glitter and glow in the dark paint ....

Mine glows in the dark naturally.

Must remember to mention it the next time i'm at the GUM.

Did wonder you are a tad odd canis my dear

Maybe so, but i'm not barking

Pmp ru sure? I mean do you really know for certain who's to say we're all not a little crazy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol....

I am crying now !!! with laughter

Whooaaa slow down giddy goat pmp...

Shooooooooooooessss!

now what are u gonna do with my Shooooooooooooooeesss

Your shoes?? Feck your shoes they'll be out the window... Either on your feet or otherwise!!

ure gonna fuck my shoes and if they are still on my feet throw me out the window ........... now that is just plain nasty

Pmsl ohhh shut up you crank... You always have to turn it around and make me look like the loon well this just isn't soooo I tell yer .....

bbbbut everyone loves a loon ...

Now minx you've met moi in the place they call the real world... Did I strike you as barking.... At the moon

NO sweetness personified...

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"TAMPAX have announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel,this is for the Christmas period only.

People will lap it up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miss Focker, do u want me to tell the truth of bend it a bit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss Focker, do u want me to tell the truth of bend it a bit?

Haha erm excuse me!! It's all a rouse .... OI OI say what one likes.... Speak to the hand... And your shoes are poo pmsl.... And then....,,.,,,,,,,,, legs it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss Focker, do u want me to tell the truth of bend it a bit?

Haha erm excuse me!! It's all a rouse .... OI OI say what one likes.... Speak to the hand... And your shoes are poo pmsl.... And then....,,.,,,,,,,,, legs it!

and I was gonna be soooooo nice !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss Focker, do u want me to tell the truth of bend it a bit?

Haha erm excuse me!! It's all a rouse .... OI OI say what one likes.... Speak to the hand... And your shoes are poo pmsl.... And then....,,.,,,,,,,,, legs it!

and I was gonna be soooooo nice !!!!

Lol of course you where....pmp only coz ya lovesssssss me

I get away with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss Focker, do u want me to tell the truth of bend it a bit?

Haha erm excuse me!! It's all a rouse .... OI OI say what one likes.... Speak to the hand... And your shoes are poo pmsl.... And then....,,.,,,,,,,,, legs it!

and I was gonna be soooooo nice !!!!

Lol of course you where....pmp only coz ya lovesssssss me

I get away with it

am sulking now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss Focker, do u want me to tell the truth of bend it a bit?

Haha erm excuse me!! It's all a rouse .... OI OI say what one likes.... Speak to the hand... And your shoes are poo pmsl.... And then....,,.,,,,,,,,, legs it!

and I was gonna be soooooo nice !!!!

Lol of course you where....pmp only coz ya lovesssssss me

I get away with it

am sulking now

Yes of course you are lol you've never sulked in your life... Only when uve been denied that wonderful sparkly pair of shooooooooooooooes!

And your shoes are Devine darling as are you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss Focker, do u want me to tell the truth of bend it a bit?

Haha erm excuse me!! It's all a rouse .... OI OI say what one likes.... Speak to the hand... And your shoes are poo pmsl.... And then....,,.,,,,,,,,, legs it!

and I was gonna be soooooo nice !!!!

Lol of course you where....pmp only coz ya lovesssssss me

I get away with it

am sulking now

Yes of course you are lol you've never sulked in your life... Only when uve been denied that wonderful sparkly pair of shooooooooooooooes!

And your shoes are Devine darling as are you

I've never been denied a wonderful sparkly pair of shoooooooes either lol oooooooooo ure lovely yourself too

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have bells hanging from mine.

Ahhh the beautiful infamous feme.. You are delightful a treat... I have a penchant for a gorgeous lass... And I only sketch the beautiful

"
Infamy Infamy, they've all got it Infamy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have seen the latest tampax in poundland, they light up and play frosty the snowman,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have bells hanging from mine.

Ahhh the beautiful infamous feme.. You are delightful a treat... I have a penchant for a gorgeous lass... And I only sketch the beautiful

Infamy Infamy, they've all got it Infamy.

hi Kenneth .................. oh shit ... wrong thread ooooops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have bells hanging from mine.

Ahhh the beautiful infamous feme.. You are delightful a treat... I have a penchant for a gorgeous lass... And I only sketch the beautiful

Infamy Infamy, they've all got it Infamy.

hi Kenneth .................. oh shit ... wrong thread ooooops

Pmp oh shut up... I'm clueless

I'm getting corrupteddddddd helppppppp!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol....

What I mean is I haven't got a singing fanny!"

Does it whistle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"TAMPAX have announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel,this is for the Christmas period only.

Actually would have been better if they used a mini mistletoe instead of the tinsel ......a good way to entice men to head down south more often on their female companions ....

I can just hear the echo's of woman's moans all over the country ....."No No No ...how many times have I told you ...it's not in my hair up here it's the hair down there" or " it's called "clit" not "tits" ....their numb now thank you very much.....you know where the couch is ...goodnight "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have to burst into song and start ... it's beginning to look a lot like ... and then I would be a giggling heap on the floor !!

And I'm guessing you'd prefer em to be shoe shaped minx!

errrrrrrrr ure gonna put a condom on my shoooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrr if you insist

No No Nooooooooooo in best Dawn Penn voice

Who the hell is dawn penn?

and hmmmm perhaps a little wasteful

Jamaican Reggae singer who sang No No No - and you would know it

Ahhh fanny has just sang it to me YES I know it! Not my fanny... The OH... Loves it when I call him fanny lol....

What I mean is I haven't got a singing fanny!

Does it whistle?

Only when it spots a hottie... maybe I should try BGT

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