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By *GR2014 OP Man
over a year ago
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When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"
This is one of many strange sexual acts in the urban dictionary!!! Anyone here done this or anything equity as strange?  |
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By *GR2014 OP Man
over a year ago
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"OP shame on you for tricking us into thinking we were going to be reading about a scrummy culinary experience.  "
I just wondered if people actually did this shit(pun) Theres so many in the urban dictionary anouther!!!
Birmingham booty call
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
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"OP shame on you for tricking us into thinking we were going to be reading about a scrummy culinary experience.
I just wondered if people actually did this shit(pun) Theres so many in the urban dictionary anouther!!!
Birmingham booty call
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
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And now I don't know why I'm laughing 
Hell you peeps do what you like I'm sticking with missionary  |
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By *GR2014 OP Man
over a year ago
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"OP shame on you for tricking us into thinking we were going to be reading about a scrummy culinary experience.
I just wondered if people actually did this shit(pun) Theres so many in the urban dictionary anouther!!!
Birmingham booty call
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
And now I don't know why I'm laughing
Hell you peeps do what you like I'm sticking with missionary "
Cleveland Steamer
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
What you all had for breakfast lol
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"When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"
This is one of many strange sexual acts in the urban dictionary!!! Anyone here done this or anything equity as strange? "
ITS not a sexual fetish is it??
ITs a mental health issue surely, like having a penchant for fucking animals or kids.
They're clearly touched IMO  |
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"When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"
This is one of many strange sexual acts in the urban dictionary!!! Anyone here done this or anything equity as strange?
ITS not a sexual fetish is it??
ITs a mental health issue surely, like having a penchant for fucking animals or kids.
They're clearly touched IMO "
Dirt and filth, is not illegal, so completely different, anything between 2 consenting adults is a fetish, not a crime. |
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"When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"
This is one of many strange sexual acts in the urban dictionary!!! Anyone here done this or anything equity as strange?
ITS not a sexual fetish is it??
ITs a mental health issue surely, like having a penchant for fucking animals or kids.
They're clearly touched IMO
Dirt and filth, is not illegal, so completely different, anything between 2 consenting adults is a fetish, not a crime."
I didn't say they were criminals like nonces, I said they were equally touched. IMO of course |
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In any case I find the first post from you OP very prejudiced against other body emitting holes. I mean while you're at it why not chuck some snot and war wax in for good measures
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By *GR2014 OP Man
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"In any case I find the first post from you OP very prejudiced against other body emitting holes. I mean while you're at it why not chuck some snot and war wax in for good measures
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Ok then here goes in the words of Aladdin your wish is my command
Vantucky Snot Rocket
A sexual act between a man and a woman occurring in the city of Vancouver, WA (also known as Vantucky). When the man indicates he is close to climax, the woman assumes a position on her knees and begins fellatio to help him through said climax. At the instant of climax, however, the man simultaneously grabs a handful of hair of the unsuspecting woman (to restrict mobility), pulls out of her mouth and deftly guides the tip of his penis so the urethra is aimed directly up one of her two nostrils. He then releases a magnificent stream of ejaculate into her nasal cavity. The woman then instinctively attempts to evacuate the ejaculate from her nostril by holding the empty nostril shut and blowing forcefully through the "plugged" nostril, blowing the semen out much like a traditional snot rocket.
Blame the Canadians for this one!!!! |
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By *GR2014 OP Man
over a year ago
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"The Magician
A man stands on one foot whilst using his other foot to anally violate his partner, at the same time as wanking onto the back of their head which has a Paul Daniels mask on."
Now that's magic (in the words of Paul Daniels himself)
& your going to like it... Not allot!!!!
Also thinking like in the gameshow every second counts 
Oh well that's covered that... Poor Debbie McGee!!! |
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"Remember reading about this in a book.
French prostitutes extra special blow job.
Come in the mouth, snort the sperm into the nose.
Blow nose and thus sperm onto the outstretched tongue
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I wont have the porridge this morning thanks  |
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