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over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door"
You could be on to something with that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With a guarantee?
On your doorstep in 30 minutes and hot or its free.
Yikes it would be free anyway  "
Of course, also as extra they xukd bring nice stuff like chocs, alcohol or whatever your vice is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With a guarantee?
On your doorstep in 30 minutes and hot or its free.
Yikes it would be free anyway
Of course, also as extra they xukd bring nice stuff like chocs, alcohol or whatever your vice is"
Condoms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door"
Well you can. It's called and escort agency |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door
Well you can. It's called and escort agency "
Well yes .. but as this is a ' fantasy' thread Id say we would have a list of our own ' call a shag' men
Already picked from here of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How brilliant would that be
I could just fit one in before I go to work
That would make my day
xx"
This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door"
I might just nip down to Halfiax and see if i can get a loan to start my very own business.
...it should kick off shall it not?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door"
Errr Hello !!! You can, but it will cost you £300 and hour  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How brilliant would that be
I could just fit one in before I go to work
That would make my day
xx
This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .
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Oooo sick pay too ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door
I might just nip down to Halfiax and see if i can get a loan to start my very own business.
...it should kick off shall it not?
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I reckon so |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door
Errr Hello !!! You can, but it will cost you £300 and hour "
Nooooooooo ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How brilliant would that be
I could just fit one in before I go to work
That would make my day
xx
This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .
Oooo sick pay too ??"
And sick pay! yes! ... what a world to live in |
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"How brilliant would that be
I could just fit one in before I go to work
That would make my day
xx
This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .
Oooo sick pay too ??"
Depends how sick you want it, that always costs extra lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How brilliant would that be
I could just fit one in before I go to work
That would make my day
xx
This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .
Oooo sick pay too ??
And sick pay! yes! ... what a world to live in"
Want an audition ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How brilliant would that be
I could just fit one in before I go to work
That would make my day
xx
This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .
Oooo sick pay too ??
Depends how sick you want it, that always costs extra lol "
Hahahaha .. Im too vanilla for sick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door
You could be on to something with that "
im going on dragons den with the idea now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions
Please may I help?!
Help me compile a list or audition them 
I think both would be fun, but I think auditions would please me the most  "
Hop on board then .. we shall audition |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door
You could be on to something with that
im going on dragons den with the idea now "
You cant I came up with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions
Please may I help?!
Help me compile a list or audition them
I think you're well done already "
Well done with what ... a list or auditions ?? |
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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago
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"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions
Please may I help?!
Help me compile a list or audition them
I think both would be fun, but I think auditions would please me the most
Hop on board then .. we shall audition "
Excellent  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions
Please may I help?!
Help me compile a list or audition them
I think both would be fun, but I think auditions would please me the most
Hop on board then .. we shall audition
Excellent "
Wooooooooop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door
You could be on to something with that
im going on dragons den with the idea now
You cant I came up with it "
you will need some help selling it we could give them a live display
can you put me down as the TONGUE under the light bites section
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door
You could be on to something with that
im going on dragons den with the idea now
You cant I came up with it
you will need some help selling it we could give them a live display
can you put me down as the TONGUE under the light bites section
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Oh sweet lord |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions
Please may I help?!
Help me compile a list or audition them
I think you're well done already
Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??"
Ha! Smart arse!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door
You could be on to something with that
im going on dragons den with the idea now
You cant I came up with it
you will need some help selling it we could give them a live display
can you put me down as the TONGUE under the light bites section
Oh sweet lord "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions
Please may I help?!
Help me compile a list or audition them
I think you're well done already
Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??
Ha! Smart arse! "
Yes Im smart we have established that .. but what do you mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions
Please may I help?!
Help me compile a list or audition them
I think you're well done already
Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??
Ha! Smart arse!
Yes Im smart we have established that .. but what do you mean "
You've already auditioned me I think I passed!
Anyone onwards are sub-par! Maha! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions
Please may I help?!
Help me compile a list or audition them
I think you're well done already
Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??
Ha! Smart arse!
Yes Im smart we have established that .. but what do you mean
You've already auditioned me I think I passed!
Anyone onwards are sub-par! Maha! "
Oh my !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
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who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too |
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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago
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"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions
Please may I help?!
Help me compile a list or audition them
I think you're well done already
Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??
Ha! Smart arse!
Yes Im smart we have established that .. but what do you mean
You've already auditioned me I think I passed!
Anyone onwards are sub-par! Maha! "
Hahahahaha we can't possibly give out the result of the auditions until we've held them all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too "
You would kill him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too "
Well i can't come to an interview without matching socks nor can i write an essay without thinking about whether i have the correct socks on in the back of my head.
I think socks are pivotal when it comes to decision making.
(Did i get out of that alright?)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too "
Though the practical can be just as important |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
You would kill him! "
I have no words |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
Well i can't come to an interview without matching socks nor can i write an essay without thinking about whether i have the correct socks on in the back of my head.
I think socks are pivotal when it comes to decision making.
(Did i get out of that alright?)
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Yea not bad I guess |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
Though the practical can be just as important "
Practical is important but I like a mind too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
Well i can't come to an interview without matching socks nor can i write an essay without thinking about whether i have the correct socks on in the back of my head.
I think socks are pivotal when it comes to decision making.
(Did i get out of that alright?)
Yea not bad I guess "
Is that a tick i see?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
Well i can't come to an interview without matching socks nor can i write an essay without thinking about whether i have the correct socks on in the back of my head.
I think socks are pivotal when it comes to decision making.
(Did i get out of that alright?)
Yea not bad I guess
Is that a tick i see?
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Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
Well i can't come to an interview without matching socks nor can i write an essay without thinking about whether i have the correct socks on in the back of my head.
I think socks are pivotal when it comes to decision making.
(Did i get out of that alright?)
Yea not bad I guess
Is that a tick i see?
Nope "
Oh bloody hell. Alright, let's crack on with this dissertation then.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
You would kill him!
I have no words "
True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
You would kill him!
I have no words
True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor! "
Yeah, my room does need sorting.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
You would kill him!
I have no words
True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor! "
You make me sound bad and a health hazard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
You would kill him!
I have no words
True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!
You make me sound bad and a health hazard "
Maha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
You would kill him!
I have no words
True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!
You make me sound bad and a health hazard "
Why have i got the wet floor sign in the back of my head?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
You would kill him!
I have no words
True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!
You make me sound bad and a health hazard
Why have i got the wet floor sign in the back of my head?
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Better than my heel in your eyeball due to the cheesy innuendo crap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I come with no call out charge xxx
Ah my knight in shining ... armour ??? Well cannot promise the armour just little old me "
ooOOooo you want to audition ?? or are you skipping that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
You would kill him!
I have no words
True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!
You make me sound bad and a health hazard
Why have i got the wet floor sign in the back of my head?
Better than my heel in your eyeball due to the cheesy innuendo crap "
That is a cause for concern where health and safety are involved lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
You would kill him!
I have no words
True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!
You make me sound bad and a health hazard
Why have i got the wet floor sign in the back of my head?
Better than my heel in your eyeball due to the cheesy innuendo crap
That is a cause for concern where health and safety are involved lol
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It should be a concern for any man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..where do i audition?
I have my socks sorted already.
Socks ?? sweet Jesus
I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.
who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too
You would kill him!
I have no words
True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!
You make me sound bad and a health hazard
Why have i got the wet floor sign in the back of my head?
Better than my heel in your eyeball due to the cheesy innuendo crap
That is a cause for concern where health and safety are involved lol
It should be a concern for any man "
...can i be cheesy again and say i laugh in the face of danger muhahaha
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