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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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if you got the message
(shag) funny word isn't it...to a carpet maker its a long pile rug...to a smoker its a type of tobacco... to a american its a dance... to a ornethologist its a bird... & to you... ya ugly fucker... its just a remote possibility
would you laugh like i did or take offence like someone did? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you got the message
(shag) funny word isn't it...to a carpet maker its a long pile rug...to a smoker its a type of tobacco... to a american its a dance... to a ornethologist its a bird... & to you... ya ugly fucker... its just a remote possibility
would you laugh like i did or take offence like someone did?"
id definitely laugh !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol, had this via text, which is ok, but I've received it many times now, lol.
Here's another I recently received....
Fabio Capello is set to name YOU as England team captain. This is based on the fact that you have no chance of shagging anyone's bird. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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i get alot of them sent to me n they all make me laugh just never had someone have a negative reaction lol think i'll have to move on to people with a sense of humor lol |
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"i get alot of them sent to me n they all make me laugh just never had someone have a negative reaction lol think i'll have to move on to people with a sense of humor lol"
If you sent that as a random first message then im not surprised you got a negative reaction
Some people take this swinging lark very seriously you know |
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Depends if it was a first message to be honest.
That said my very special friend sends me text funnies all the time: some he wouldn't contemplate sharing with others as they would be seen as sexist or racist. However he sent me one today after we'd had a talk about how we feel for each other. He was concerned he wouldn't be enough when I said nonsense and thought I'd made my feelings clear he sent the following:
A woman will never be satisfied with one man unless he has a chocolate cock that shoots money!
Yesterday that would have been funny, this morning it wasn't! He thought it was and was upset I'd taken it the "wrong" way.
Just goes to show!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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it wasn't a 1st text joke we were talking about meeting this afternoon but sent that n wham lol hey we'll have to have a competition who has the best joke lol i've loads but some only work by text coz of the spacing on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if you got the message
(shag) funny word isn't it...to a carpet maker its a long pile rug...to a smoker its a type of tobacco... to a american its a dance... to a ornethologist its a bird... & to you... ya ugly fucker... its just a remote possibility
would you laugh like i did or take offence like someone did?"
I laughed xx |
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