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Yes, we have no bananas

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

But why the bloody hell not? Marvellous things, bananas.

I have bananas, I think, but not a single marble to my name.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

You lost your bananas with your knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ryan stole them

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"But why the bloody hell not? Marvellous things, bananas.

I have bananas, I think, but not a single marble to my name.

I'm going bananas,

And I feel like my poor little mind is being devoured by piranhas,

For I'm going bananas.

I'm non compos mentes,

And I feel like a tooth being drilled, a nerve being killed by a dentist,

For I'm non compos mentes.

Who knows?

Could be the tropic heat

Or something that I eat,

That makes me gonzo.

I do carry on so, for I'm going bananas,

Someone book me a room in the hot haciendo with all my mananas

For I'm going bananas.

I'm going meshuga

All day long there's a man in my brain incessently playing "Booga wooga",

But I'm going meshuga.

There's bats in my belfry.

Won't you make sure this straightjacket's tight,

Otherwise I might get myself free.

Yes, there's bats in my belfry.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I like bats but my belfry is bereft.

I have jealouses.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I like bats but my belfry is bereft.

I have jealouses.

"
Mine is over run, I'll package a few for you.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Do any of them turn into hot vampires?

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