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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Every winter I set myself the almost impossible change of avoiding having my ears assaulted by George Michael singing "Last Christmas" and Kim Wilde "Rocking around the Christmas Tree"
In the past I have been known to take extreme measures to avoid the torture of hearing anything more than the opening bars of either tune,,,,,,,,,
Today whilst trapped in a queue with no chance of escape in a very congested "Poundshop" I was subjected to back to back playing of the entirety of both song over the shops speaker system
I am now officially distraught!
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Every winter I set myself the almost impossible change of avoiding having my ears assaulted by George Michael singing "Last Christmas" and Kim Wilde "Rocking around the Christmas Tree"
In the past I have been known to take extreme measures to avoid the torture of hearing anything more than the opening bars of either tune,,,,,,,,,
Today whilst trapped in a queue with no chance of escape in a very congested "Poundshop" I was subjected to back to back playing of the entirety of both song over the shops speaker system
I am now officially distraught!
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Av you tried camembert ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Every winter I set myself the almost impossible change of avoiding having my ears assaulted by George Michael singing "Last Christmas" and Kim Wilde "Rocking around the Christmas Tree"
In the past I have been known to take extreme measures to avoid the torture of hearing anything more than the opening bars of either tune,,,,,,,,,
Today whilst trapped in a queue with no chance of escape in a very congested "Poundshop" I was subjected to back to back playing of the entirety of both song over the shops speaker system
I am now officially distraught!
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Hey, Cliff Richard will be along soon to save your ears with his latest and greatest...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm sitting here with a pair of rusty scissors considering the merits of hacking off the external parts my ears then stabbing both my eardrums with the pointy end of the scissors before rubbing the wounds with virulent bacteria.
I can think of little reason why this is not a justifiable course of action in the circumstances |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sitting here with a pair of rusty scissors considering the merits of hacking off the external parts my ears then stabbing both my eardrums with the pointy end of the scissors before rubbing the wounds with virulent bacteria.
I can think of little reason why this is not a justifiable course of action in the circumstances "
Cos you wont have amything to hang your glasses from soxy. Councilling helps, speak to minxie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pen a letter to Amnesty International , I'm sure this infringes your human rights, technically they are required to exhibit a written warning of the playlist for the day , it seems obvious to me ...you and the other trapped customers were ' kettled ' unlawfuly and subject to a most henious and vile crime, I wish you well on your recovery , ...try not to let this spoil the run up to the festive season ...if compensation should be offered ...go for cash , as a trolley dash would be of no particular value  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its not that I object to people enjoying the festive period ….!.
Its not even that wish to pour scorn on the over commercialisation in the lead up to Christmas…..
It’s just I simple despise those songs…….!.
Kim Wildes song is just relentless in it’s banality and George Michael’s song contains the most un-christmasy lyric and is basically nothing more that a spewing dirge of self pity….!.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing wrong with those songs. However at this time of year. They are depressing to here as is every other Christmas song. Sadly retailers, especially supermarkets can ruin good songs. Just by choosing one song and repeating it constantly and making sure that's the only tune that's being played. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to put your fingers in your ears and go na na"
Or you can stick them in another hole and make noises that will distract you and everyone else from that music, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with those songs. . "
OMG man....Nothing wrong with them......? have you heard them? nothing wrong with them! eh!!!!!
Arghhhhhhhhhhhh .....Arghhhhhhhhhhhh.......Arghhhhhhhhhhhh.....Arghhhhhhhhhhhh .....Arghhhhhhhhhhhh.......Arghhhhhhhhhhhh.....Arghhhhhhhhhhhh .....Arghhhhhhhhhhhh.......Arghhhhhhhhhhhh.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a Easter Egg then "
Good idea ,,,, that might just work!!!!
I could strap half an easter egg over each ear to block out the sound of their horror....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To ease the pain Soxy , try changing the lyrics a little ...I'll start ..." last Christmas I fell out the car and the very next day I gave it away "  "
Or . . .
"Last Christmas, he played with my arse, and the very next day - I shat on his face"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To ease the pain Soxy , try changing the lyrics a little ...I'll start ..." last Christmas I fell out the car and the very next day I gave it away " "
I appreciate the intentions of your plan but it would to traumatic even trying to think of rhyming words that fit those mind-numbing tunes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To ease the pain Soxy , try changing the lyrics a little ...I'll start ..." last Christmas I fell out the car and the very next day I gave it away " "
How about:
Last Christmas I had a toyboy, but the very next day, I fancied the toy.
This year, to save me from tears. I'll have the toy instead, instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To ease the pain Soxy , try changing the lyrics a little ...I'll start ..." last Christmas I fell out the car and the very next day I gave it away "
Or . . .
"Last Christmas, he played with my arse, and the very next day - I shat on his face"
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I think we are geting somewhere with this song now !...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To ease the pain Soxy , try changing the lyrics a little ...I'll start ..." last Christmas I fell out the car and the very next day I gave it away "
Or . . .
"Last Christmas, he played with my arse, and the very next day - I shat on his face"
I think we are geting somewhere with this song now !... "
I have a strange mind . . .  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"woooo hoooo Soxy ................ tis me ... Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas ................. oooooooooops sowwy loves ya "
Minxie my love...... I have been audible traumatised and I fear I shall never fully recover from this abuse |
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"I'm sitting here with a pair of rusty scissors considering the merits of hacking off the external parts my ears then stabbing both my eardrums with the pointy end of the scissors before rubbing the wounds with virulent bacteria.
I can think of little reason why this is not a justifiable course of action in the circumstances
Cos you wont have amything to hang your glasses from soxy. Councilling helps, speak to minxie "
Politicians should be avoided at all costs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sitting here with a pair of rusty scissors considering the merits of hacking off the external parts my ears then stabbing both my eardrums with the pointy end of the scissors before rubbing the wounds with virulent bacteria.
I can think of little reason why this is not a justifiable course of action in the circumstances
Cos you wont have amything to hang your glasses from soxy. Councilling helps, speak to minxie
Politicians should be avoided at all costs "
I dunno ...a voodoo doll of wretched Bliar might ease the tension  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sitting here with a pair of rusty scissors considering the merits of hacking off the external parts my ears then stabbing both my eardrums with the pointy end of the scissors before rubbing the wounds with virulent bacteria.
I can think of little reason why this is not a justifiable course of action in the circumstances
Cos you wont have amything to hang your glasses from soxy. Councilling helps, speak to minxie
Politicians should be avoided at all costs "
Not really as I would love to meet David Cameron in person, face to face and have a personal chat with him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"woooo hoooo Soxy ................ tis me ... Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas ................. oooooooooops sowwy loves ya
Minxie my love...... I have been audible traumatised and I fear I shall never fully recover from this abuse "
but Hunny u knows I is only joking and u loves me really |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I (f) feel exactly the same about 'Do they know it's Christmas'.
I detest that song with a vengeance"
I agree , the tuneless Paul Young sings on this one ...excellent cause !...aweful song ...sorry to Hyjack the thread Soxy but it would appear you're not alone in this agony  |
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"I (f) feel exactly the same about 'Do they know it's Christmas'.
I detest that song with a vengeance
I agree , the tuneless Paul Young sings on this one ...excellent cause !...aweful song ...sorry to Hyjack the thread Soxy but it would appear you're not alone in this agony "
Sorry but this song was brought out cos of the famine prob in Ethiopia in the early 80s.
The chorus says, Do they Know it's Christmas. Yes I am sure they do as Ethiopia is a large Christian country.
So yes, they do know it's Christmas time |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Soxy, that's a scary headline to put up. I was worried.
I'm afraid it will get worse now. That special Christmas lorry will be out soon and nothing will be able to stop Minxie. The countdown is on.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After many years I've been able to deal with a restless sleep pattern which usually results from a proliferation of abstract subject matter setting the tone of my dreams.....
However last night as my dreams unfolded their twisted content they evolved into full-blown nightmares as they discharged their dastardly content with an inbuilt soundtrack of unyielding Christmas tunes all of which have now implanted themselves firmly into my awakened subconscious,,,,,,,
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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