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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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whats long, brown and sticky?
a stick
whats black and white and eats like a horse?
a zebra.
whats yellow and dangerous?
shark infested custard.
whats got green and brown, got 6 legs and would kill you if it jumped out of a tree?
a snooker table
ifyou had 1 green ball in your left hand, and one in your right hand, what would you have?
total control of the jolly green giant.
why does it take 5 women with PMT to change a lightbulb?
CUZ IT JUST DOES!!!!! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Rap is 75% crap,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Jewish bloke walks into asda and went up up to a colleague who was constantly doing announcements and asked him do asda roll everything back? The colleagues response was "if you can find me one thing we can't rollback, I will stop making these announcements as I know some people don't like it and want quiet when they shop". Other bloke replied "great as I hate people shouting offers over a microphone. So I'll get back to you." Next day the Jewish bloke walks back into asda again and the same colleague is making announcements. So he walks up to him and goes "can you shut up as you are annoying me with your announcements". He replied "can you name me one thing either myself or asda can't rollback" The Jewish blokes drops his trousers and pants and says "roll that back then !!!"
Then he walks away and says "problem solved  " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A man goes into a café, and orders a pie. After paying for it, he puts it on his head and walks out, much to the owners confusion. The next day, he returns to the café, orders another pie, and again walks out with it on his head for some strange reason?
Anyway, by now the café owner was very confused, so pretended to be out of pies when the man came in and asked for one on the third day, 'Alright, I'll have a packet crisps instead then' said the man. He then puts the packet of crisps on his head and proceeds to walk out of the café. By now the café owner just cannot contain his curiosity any longer, and chases the man down the street.
'Sir, WHY do you have a packet of crisps on your head?' he asks
'Because you've sold out of pies!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK, here goes :
Paddy opened his pay packet to find some shit in there. Outraged, really, he asked the wages clerk what it was for.
"Well, you worked overtime didn't you. It's paid at time and a turd." |
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