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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .
While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman 
What do you feel like doing right now?  |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .
While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman
What do you feel like doing right now? "
Sounds like what i'd do to switch off and relax 
obviously not get call from your lordship of course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chicken tonight...... Which is exactly what I'm having
great - I now have the advert song in my head!!   
You're welcome. It will keep you entertained to obi calls "
I may not be on here after he calls, I think I might die from laughter  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something sweet - and its amazing how quickly you can make walnut and chocolate cookies when there is nothing else in the house....  "
Got any spare? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something sweet - and its amazing how quickly you can make walnut and chocolate cookies when there is nothing else in the house.... "
They sound good! Care to share |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What I'd like to do? Sit in a warm room and curl up against that very appealing gent who offered me solace.
*sigh* it's not to be, sadly. Not yet, anyway. |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .
While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman
What do you feel like doing right now? "
I feel like whipping me bra off n putting me nightie on
Stuff it i'm doing it! Swing low, sweet chariots.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry to sound a bit dumb here, but who is his lordship and why does he want you dead. Am I missing something ?
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His lordship is Obi, and i may have done something i shouldn't have earlier which he will notice soon enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really feel like!
A banana milkshake from maccie Ds!
And some giant Cadburys chocolate buttons!!
Whilst I watch hottie bottie lick lemon curd off a fellow forum user! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I feel like.....
A Shower and a Shave....
Ive just had the other "Sh...."
I won't mention shaving - as that is why i am in trouble . . . "
How many times have you been told to leave ya hairy arse alone? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel like.....
A Shower and a Shave....
Ive just had the other "Sh...."
I won't mention shaving - as that is why i am in trouble . . .
How many times have you been told to leave ya hairy arse alone? "
Shh you!
And it wasn't me who got shaved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .
While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman
What do you feel like doing right now?
I feel like whipping me bra off n putting me nightie on $-
Stuff it i'm doing it! Swing low, sweet chariots...."
lol x i have a wonderful image in my head now lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .
While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman
What do you feel like doing right now?
I feel like whipping me bra off n putting me nightie on
Stuff it i'm doing it! Swing low, sweet chariots...."
Ive just done that very thing
my knees are lovely and warm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .
While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman
What do you feel like doing right now?
I feel like whipping me bra off n putting me nightie on
Stuff it i'm doing it! Swing low, sweet chariots....
Ive just done that very thing
my knees are lovely and warm "
Te He |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like.....
A Shower and a Shave....
Ive just had the other "Sh...."
I won't mention shaving - as that is why i am in trouble . . .
How many times have you been told to leave ya hairy arse alone?
Shh you!
And it wasn't me who got shaved"
Yet!!!! Grrrrrrrrr!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I feel like.....
A Shower and a Shave....
Ive just had the other "Sh...."
I won't mention shaving - as that is why i am in trouble . . .
How many times have you been told to leave ya hairy arse alone?
Shh you!
And it wasn't me who got shaved
Yet!!!! Grrrrrrrrr!! "
Come on, spill. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on, spill."
Well . . .
He asked me to shave his head (as usual) so I did . . .
He then went off home, stopping off at a few shops wondering around to look for a bikini for me for Friday with no luck . . .
He then goes on to work, seeing the others in the office, having a meeting and so on . . .
And then on to the pub the see 'the guys' and no doubt watch footy . . .
Well, you know how some women shave but still have a landing strip . . .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come on, spill.
Well . . .
He asked me to shave his head (as usual) so I did . . .
He then went off home, stopping off at a few shops wondering around to look for a bikini for me for Friday with no luck . . .
He then goes on to work, seeing the others in the office, having a meeting and so on . . .
And then on to the pub the see 'the guys' and no doubt watch footy . . .
Well, you know how some women shave but still have a landing strip . . .
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Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on, spill.
Well . . .
He asked me to shave his head (as usual) so I did . . .
He then went off home, stopping off at a few shops wondering around to look for a bikini for me for Friday with no luck . . .
He then goes on to work, seeing the others in the office, having a meeting and so on . . .
And then on to the pub the see 'the guys' and no doubt watch footy . . .
Well, you know how some women shave but still have a landing strip . . .
Pmsl "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come on, spill.
Well . . .
He asked me to shave his head (as usual) so I did . . .
He then went off home, stopping off at a few shops wondering around to look for a bikini for me for Friday with no luck . . .
He then goes on to work, seeing the others in the office, having a meeting and so on . . .
And then on to the pub the see 'the guys' and no doubt watch footy . . .
Well, you know how some women shave but still have a landing strip . . .
Pmsl
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Priceless. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on, spill.
Well . . .
He asked me to shave his head (as usual) so I did . . .
He then went off home, stopping off at a few shops wondering around to look for a bikini for me for Friday with no luck . . .
He then goes on to work, seeing the others in the office, having a meeting and so on . . .
And then on to the pub the see 'the guys' and no doubt watch footy . . .
Well, you know how some women shave but still have a landing strip . . .
Pmsl
Priceless. "
I did tell him to stop smacking my arse!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .
While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman
What do you feel like doing right now? "
joining you with a nice cuddle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You didn't! Did you ? Omg
I love the fact that everyone at his work just said nothing 
*chokes on coffee* and cries with laughter "
I actually shaved it twice!
The first time I left a huge patch on the back of his head but I laughed and gave it away so he made me cut it again
He even checked it with his fingertips to make sure I had done it properly that time and he completely missed it!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its a amusing thread and I'm glad you posted it OP. I love the forums when they're a eclectic mixture of fun and madness "
the poor poor man i cannot believe you have done that to him on a purpose
sorry just changing my trousers as i pissed myself with laughter especially about him work mates saying nowt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im waiting for the announcement that you both have come out the closet and said you two have got married.... "
I know, Im waiting too, I would like to be around when a fab wedding actually happens.
The term 'his lordship' is usually a term
used by a woman for a permanent partner and it's blindingly obvious you are very smitten OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im waiting for the announcement that you both have come out the closet and said you two have got married....
I know, I'm waiting too, I would like to be around when a fab wedding actually happens.
The term 'his lordship' is usually a term
used by a woman for a permanent partner and it's blindingly obvious you are very smitten OP "
There's been a few weddings, through fab, that I know of. Even a quick wedding followed by a quick divorce  Has to be both parties wanting the same thing though.....so maybe not. I think fab puts more people together, than some sites designed for such things. As I always say "the mental fabulous world of FAB!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So does this mean Obi was walking round looking like a fanny all day then? "
You mean more than usual? 
Yes
Even the 'mates' down the pub said nothing
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, did you get a picture you can send me?
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No 
Would have been to much of a give away
Just imagine a nice landing strip right in the centre just above the curve from the neck |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OP, did you get a picture you can send me?
No
Would have been to much of a give away
Just imagine a nice landing strip right in the centre just above the curve from the neck "
You should have left him with a little tail at the end.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, did you get a picture you can send me?
No
Would have been to much of a give away
Just imagine a nice landing strip right in the centre just above the curve from the neck
You should have left him with a little tail at the end.
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I have a tail he could use |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OP, did you get a picture you can send me?
No
Would have been to much of a give away
Just imagine a nice landing strip right in the centre just above the curve from the neck
You should have left him with a little tail at the end.
I have a tail he could use "
It won't match his hair colour. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, did you get a picture you can send me?
No
Would have been to much of a give away
Just imagine a nice landing strip right in the centre just above the curve from the neck
You should have left him with a little tail at the end.
I have a tail he could use
It won't match his hair colour."
They had them in grey too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget - someone's getting a new tattoo tomorrow!
*wonders how much I'd have to slip her to get an 'Inbetweeners ' style spunking cock added to the design?
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Don't forget, I can easily hide the key - your cars quite cozy to sleep in |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm lost on this thread...
What has actually happened?.."
To summarise:
She left him a clumpy bonce
He didn't know
She has a tail
He doesn't
She got spanked
He probably did
She wants to marry him
He is playing hard to get
She is getting a tattoo
He wants it to be a spunking cock
She isn't a Lord
He is.
Think that covers it all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm lost on this thread...
What has actually happened?..
To summarise:
She left him a clumpy bonce
He didn't know
She has a tail
He doesn't
She got spanked
He probably did
She wants to marry him
He is playing hard to get
She is getting a tattoo
He wants it to be a spunking cock
She isn't a Lord
He is.
Think that covers it all "
No one wants to marry anyone or playing hard to get!!
The rest is about right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm lost on this thread...
What has actually happened?..
To summarise:
She left him a clumpy bonce
He didn't know
She has a tail
He doesn't
She got spanked
He probably did
She wants to marry him
He is playing hard to get
She is getting a tattoo
He wants it to be a spunking cock
She isn't a Lord
He is.
Think that covers it all "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm lost on this thread...
What has actually happened?..
To summarise:
She left him a clumpy bonce
He didn't know
She has a tail
He doesn't
She got spanked
He probably did
She wants to marry him
He is playing hard to get
She is getting a tattoo
He wants it to be a spunking cock
She isn't a Lord
He is.
Think that covers it all "
ahaha! |
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