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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
That you hurt yourself,,
I ve just sneezed and pulled a muscle,, any ladies want to come rub it better,,
Own up who s done what,,    |
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"That you hurt yourself,,
I ve just sneezed and pulled a muscle,, any ladies want to come rub it better,,
Own up who s done what,, "
Oh I'm always doing that. You brace yourself for a big sneeze then it hurts right across your back and in your arms. Awww poor you.
You're gonna smell lovely of eau de deep heat later then.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That you hurt yourself,,
I ve just sneezed and pulled a muscle,, any ladies want to come rub it better,,
Own up who s done what,, "
I think ya set this up as a look at Minxie thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That you hurt yourself,,
I ve just sneezed and pulled a muscle,, any ladies want to come rub it better,,
Own up who s done what,,
sneezed and cracked two ribs once ....though i was lying in an awkward postion "
Blimey ! It wasn't a dining room table was it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That you hurt yourself,,
I ve just sneezed and pulled a muscle,, any ladies want to come rub it better,,
Own up who s done what,, "
I sprained my ankle because I fell down the stairs because o slipped on a takeaway menu which funny enough I needed to use a lot for the next few weeks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I scratched my own cheek when I was just one week old and still to this day have a small scar there...I try to palm it off as a gang related stabbing.... shhhhhhhh |
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oh my list of self inflicted injuries are far too many, but perhaps the most notable was breaking both wrists by running into a wall then sticking my hands out in front of me at last minute to stop myself (football shuttle runs, I'm not a total mentalist). I fainted 3 times, then I get home and my Dad wiggles my wrists and says they're ok. Next morning I woke with wrists the size of my thighs and we only had one of those old rotary dial telephones for me to call my grandparents on to get them to take me to hospital. 3 weeks later, playing in a regional football final I was wearing sports casts, wrists were fine, but i broke my nose going up for a header.
I am a bit of a injury magnet. |
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I was walking to my school placement on the morning of my final (pretty important) lesson observation. I turned a corner just as some bloke let his small dog off it's lead which ran right under my feet. ... I tripped over it and smacked my arm pretty hard against the edge of a skip. I chipped my bone.
Got a bit fed up of telling people I tripped over a small dog! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ran for bus fell down manhole cover. Fell throught loft legs either side of beam lots blood and splinters and i was nude in hospital twoo weeks.
Ex wife let go ladders i leaped to safety fell through garage roof broke my leg. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I've done something to my back turning the mattress this weekend.
My injuries are usually related to my balance problems: trying to cross the road and falling into the road as a car was coming towards me; smashing my knee on a tram track; falling down and scraping my face.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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When I was a kid I got injured by Karma of all bloody things.
I tried to kick my brother in the nuts and he shifted out of the way, grabbed my leg and pulled, with me falling on my knee.
Very unsporting of the bounder in my view  |
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"When I was a kid I got injured by Karma of all bloody things.
I tried to kick my brother in the nuts and he shifted out of the way, grabbed my leg and pulled, with me falling on my knee.
Very unsporting of the bounder in my view "
I had a karma injury too! I tried to prod my sister on the bum with the rubber end of a pencil. She unexpectedly sat down on it and pushed the pointy end into my hand! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Slipped off the tee playing golf broke my ankle.
Fell out of bed trying to pull off a more advanced position from the karma sutra and broke my thumb
Ran into a glass partition in a night club and got a 1" gash in the side of my face
Fell through a bus stop window when I went to kiss a girl who didn't want me to kiss her (my eyes were closed, she moved, I was 14 lol)
Git away with brusing when I fell out of a plane thank god it was on the ground lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My brother had a 22 rifle many yrs ago....
Until he accidently shot me mother in the face .....
she was hanging the washing out and knew he was doing target practise... and she got in the way
luckily it didnt do alot of damaged but it traumatised my brother for years  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broke my foot and ruptured a tendon, couldn't even tell you how I did it! "
I wonder if any newbies are looking at this thread and thinking.....
"blimey" do i really wanna meet such accident prone people ???
pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Broke my foot and ruptured a tendon, couldn't even tell you how I did it!
I wonder if any newbies are looking at this thread and thinking.....
"blimey" do i really wanna meet such accident prone people ???
pmsl "
they are long gone after reading the anal incontinence thread from the disastrous meets last week |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Broke my foot and ruptured a tendon, couldn't even tell you how I did it!
I wonder if any newbies are looking at this thread and thinking.....
"blimey" do i really wanna meet such accident prone people ???
pmsl
they are long gone after reading the anal incontinence thread from the disastrous meets last week "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tattoo'ed myself under my nose with a coal shovel. Don't ask. It's still there for all to see.
And I gave myself a shiner when my arm was stuck in a coat sleeve and I forcefully pushed it through.
Deep down I'm a nice person. Honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A couple of weeks ago put my hand in a fridge to get some milk and pretty much chopped the top of my finger off on the rim of a half eaten can of value baked beans that some fool had left in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my youth i fell off my pogo stick and broke my ankle...
Broke my little finger with "clackers" ...remember them...
Set my hair on fire leaning into a candle....
Sneezed and slipped a disc....
Sneezing....more dangerous than abseiling!!!
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"That you hurt yourself,,
I ve just sneezed and pulled a muscle,, any ladies want to come rub it better,,
Own up who s done what,, "
What muscle did you want rubbing Ooops i don't feel like being ladylike today, sorry x
Those injuries are the worst, that and sudden turning... Hope it doesn't hurt for too long
Julie x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A couple of weeks ago put my hand in a fridge to get some milk and pretty much chopped the top of my finger off on the rim of a half eaten can of value baked beans that some fool had left in there
Ooooo reading that has just made me bum cheeks clench "
Truts me - It made my bum cheeks clench too! |
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I got an inch cut on my head when pushing up the loft ladder it didnt catch came back down with hellofa crack very bloody..
4 weeks ago I was at Kestrels and as I was moving a sunbed with the help of a kind gentleman I put me foot in a hole twisted that and bruised both knees cracked my shoulder and face on the sunbed.
had naked men rush towards me to assist me up. Ended up driving back to A&E for 3 plus hours, was off work two weeks was black blue and green.
Hope they have filled it in before someone not as nice as me goes in it.
Fell down the stairs when one foot caught in the leg of my trousers caught my booby on the newell post had a bruise the size of an orange..ouch.
The best one was a broken arm.. I had been sun bathing and had to get back to work so went to get the birds in from the aviary. Had cream on my feet stepped out the door onto a wet slippery vinyl did the splits and saved my fall with arm.
naked of course. Alone in house had to crawl to fone
and get some clothes on one handed,then limp to neighbour for lift to hospital.Laughing gas is great stuff. Cast on arm and a black bruise from bum too knee where i stretched ligaments in back of leg.
Do I sound like minxie yet ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dropped an ironing board on my big toe and had to go to A&E to have the blood drained out that was trapped behind my toenail, felt like such an idiot lol! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I got an inch cut on my head when pushing up the loft ladder it didnt catch came back down with hellofa crack very bloody..
4 weeks ago I was at Kestrels and as I was moving a sunbed with the help of a kind gentleman I put me foot in a hole twisted that and bruised both knees cracked my shoulder and face on the sunbed.
had naked men rush towards me to assist me up. Ended up driving back to A&E for 3 plus hours, was off work two weeks was black blue and green.
Hope they have filled it in before someone not as nice as me goes in it.
Fell down the stairs when one foot caught in the leg of my trousers caught my booby on the newell post had a bruise the size of an orange..ouch.
The best one was a broken arm.. I had been sun bathing and had to get back to work so went to get the birds in from the aviary. Had cream on my feet stepped out the door onto a wet slippery vinyl did the splits and saved my fall with arm.
naked of course. Alone in house had to crawl to fone
and get some clothes on one handed,then limp to neighbour for lift to hospital.Laughing gas is great stuff. Cast on arm and a black bruise from bum too knee where i stretched ligaments in back of leg.
Do I sound like minxie yet ?? "
You're out minxie-ing Minxie here!
Did you tell Kestrels about the hole? Try and keep safe.
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Yes lickety they already knew about it and several other people I have mentioned it too also knew .. it is where there was a tree and the ground has sunk..
I said to those people that it was a shame they hadnt complained then. It may have saved me from getting hurt.
To be honest they were not the least bit concerned even the owner wasnt bothered.
I havent been back since and havent had a word from them |
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i once ran full pelt into a single bared fence at just above stomach level in the dark.
apparently it was really funny to see my arms and legs over take my torso.
My mates couldn't get off the floor for laughing.
5 days in bed with bruised ribs |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Yes lickety they already knew about it and several other people I have mentioned it too also knew .. it is where there was a tree and the ground has sunk..
I said to those people that it was a shame they hadnt complained then. It may have saved me from getting hurt.
To be honest they were not the least bit concerned even the owner wasnt bothered.
I havent been back since and havent had a word from them "
That's not on. I haven't been for a while but this hardly fills me with confidence.
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"i once ran full pelt into a single bared fence at just above stomach level in the dark.
apparently it was really funny to see my arms and legs over take my torso.
My mates couldn't get off the floor for laughing.
5 days in bed with bruised ribs"
I'm sorry cause this is harsh but i'd be laughing my arse off if i saw that happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i once ran full pelt into a single bared fence at just above stomach level in the dark.
apparently it was really funny to see my arms and legs over take my torso.
My mates couldn't get off the floor for laughing.
5 days in bed with bruised ribs"
That has just reminded me of something L did a few years ago. Walking out of a shopping center into a crowded street, people waiting to come in s well as follow us out - She pushed the double doors open, one door with each hand, and walked straight into the fixed bar that was separating the doors!
She didn't hurt herself and we couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell of Rosie, and knocked 2 front teeth out and was unconscious for about 10 minutes, Rosie just stopped and munched on the grass!"
Oh im sorry M/R
i did chuckle at this....
well at quite a few of them actually.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm the worst at stupid injuring myself. All done in the last year.....
Trapped my foreskin in my zip.
Sat on my bollock when getting into bed.
Knocked my back out sneezing.
I bite my tongue or cheek really badly at least once a month whilst eating.
Snapped a guitar string whilst playing and nearly took my eye out.
And finally I got severe cramp in my hamstring last week whilst having sex. Took me about an hour to recover.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm the worst at stupid injuring myself. All done in the last year.....
Trapped my foreskin in my zip.
Sat on my bollock when getting into bed.
Knocked my back out sneezing.
I bite my tongue or cheek really badly at least once a month whilst eating.
Snapped a guitar string whilst playing and nearly took my eye out.
And finally I got severe cramp in my hamstring last week whilst having sex. Took me about an hour to recover.
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Im not laughing.....honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm the worst at stupid injuring myself. All done in the last year.....
Trapped my foreskin in my zip.
Sat on my bollock when getting into bed.
Knocked my back out sneezing.
I bite my tongue or cheek really badly at least once a month whilst eating.
Snapped a guitar string whilst playing and nearly took my eye out.
And finally I got severe cramp in my hamstring last week whilst having sex. Took me about an hour to recover.
Im not laughing.....honest "
Hmmm. Don't believe you! |
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I bent down from the hips to place a plate on the table and put my back out. Hubby was 2 hours drive away. It took me 20 mins to crawl next door to use her phone as at the time we didn't have one. was off work for 1 month and spent one week on the floor. |
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