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Too many of my fab friends are poorly/sad/lonely etc lately so I'm hiring a helicopter, getting my nurses outfit on and coming to visit...
You all get me for one evening for cuddles and cheering up!
So get your name down for a visit from the 'hottie-copter' and if there's anything I should bring with me make it known! |
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"i have a boo-boo on my knee where i fell over at chams yesterday....can you come kiss it better please?"
Aw course I can Evie, I have some Thomas the tank plasters in my first aid kit I'll get you patched up  |
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"i have a boo-boo on my knee where i fell over at chams yesterday....can you come kiss it better please?
Aw course I can Evie, I have some Thomas the tank plasters in my first aid kit I'll get you patched up "
yay!!! i like trains  |
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"JD. Baby oil. Donuts. 
Excellent choices!! You can be first
You do know that after a bottle of jd you won't be legal to fly haha "
I'll sleep it off before taking to the sky again. Note to self : pack ear defenders  |
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over a year ago
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"Can I be your final stop so I can keep you please?
As long as the hottie-copter can park in your garden x "
erm, I don't have a garden, but there's a massive park over the road you can park it in, right next to the police station, so no need to worry about vandals 
Bring me some of Obi's JD too! My needs greater than his!  |
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"JD. Baby oil. Donuts.
Excellent choices!! You can be first
You do know that after a bottle of jd you won't be legal to fly haha
I'll sleep it off before taking to the sky again. Note to self : pack ear defenders "
Might take more than a day to recover going by last time! |
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"JD. Baby oil. Donuts.
Excellent choices!! You can be first
You do know that after a bottle of jd you won't be legal to fly haha
I'll sleep it off before taking to the sky again. Note to self : pack ear defenders
Might take more than a day to recover going by last time! "
Haaaaa!!! Yes probably |
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"I need a massage. I turned the mattress on my own yesterday and hurt my back a bit. As you already have the oil for Obi maybe I should just rub my back against his oily body? "
No problem. Shall I collect you in the hottie-copter after I'm done and drop you there?? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I need a massage. I turned the mattress on my own yesterday and hurt my back a bit. As you already have the oil for Obi maybe I should just rub my back against his oily body?
No problem. Shall I collect you in the hottie-copter after I'm done and drop you there?? "
It makes sense, logistically, for you to collect me on the way there and drop me off before your next visit.
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"I need a massage. I turned the mattress on my own yesterday and hurt my back a bit. As you already have the oil for Obi maybe I should just rub my back against his oily body?
No problem. Shall I collect you in the hottie-copter after I'm done and drop you there??
It makes sense, logistically, for you to collect me on the way there and drop me off before your next visit.
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Consider it done. Xx |
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"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.
I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx "
yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx |
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"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.
I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx
yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx"
Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in?? |
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"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.
I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx
yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx
Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in?? "
A big family size one for us! If you find Mr Right along the way could you please bring him with you? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.
I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx
yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx
Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in?? "
£3 in Sainsbury's and Waitrose at the moment. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Stop off in Scottylandshire with some ice cream please nursie x
Any particular flavour/brand?? Are you a devour the entire pot in one hit kinda gal?? X"
Mint choc chip cornettos, preferably hand made and containing 0 calories... failing that, a roast beef dinner will suffice |
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"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.
I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx
yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx
Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in??
A big family size one for us! If you find Mr Right along the way could you please bring him with you?"
Unlikely. I might find a couple of 'mr right-now' would that do?? X |
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"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.
I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx
yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx
Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in?? "
Bring Ruby and the biccies here! |
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"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.
I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx
yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx
Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in??
£3 in Sainsbury's and Waitrose at the moment."
Ooh bargain thanks lickety x |
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"Stop off in Scottylandshire with some ice cream please nursie x
Any particular flavour/brand?? Are you a devour the entire pot in one hit kinda gal?? X
Mint choc chip cornettos, preferably hand made and containing 0 calories... failing that, a roast beef dinner will suffice "
Roast dinners are my speciality xx |
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"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.
I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx
yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx
Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in??
A big family size one for us! If you find Mr Right along the way could you please bring him with you?
Unlikely. I might find a couple of 'mr right-now' would that do?? X"
Yep they'll do!! I'm kind and will let you share them!! |
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"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.
I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx
yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx
Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in??
Bring Ruby and the biccies here! "
I'll drop ruby at yours on the way to obi you can keep each other company while I'm on my travels. |
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"I need hot lemon and honey and something rubbed on my chest ( but not Vicks ) and whilst I am poorly maybe you could keep Luke entertained for a while? "
Ooh I could do some chest rubbing
Occupying luke won't be a problem I've got some decorating needs doing! (Joke!!! ) |
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"I need hot lemon and honey and something rubbed on my chest ( but not Vicks ) and whilst I am poorly maybe you could keep Luke entertained for a while?
Ooh I could do some chest rubbing
Occupying luke won't be a problem I've got some decorating needs doing! (Joke!!! ) "
He is pretty rubbish at decorating lol!!
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