had a clumsy couple of days this weekend
dropped food down my nice new white top at a friends dinner party
fell over walking to my sisters house (luckily it was dark so no one saw me lol)
fell over outside my front door (unluckily letsbe saw me but he was very good and didn't laugh - that i know of)
fell over on the decking at chams (luckily no one saw me that time as i swore a lot and nearly cried)
nearly fell over in chams by the changing rooms
think i'd best stay on the sofa today lol |
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over a year ago
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Just today? Lol not good falling over I once fell over a wall d*unk my brother nearly crashed his car laughin luckily he didn't have time to get it caught on camera,
Proper meerkat moment apparently lol |
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"Just today? Lol not good falling over I once fell over a wall d*unk my brother nearly crashed his car laughin luckily he didn't have time to get it caught on camera,
Proper meerkat moment apparently lol "
was over a few days this weekend to be fair.
Falling over a wall is pretty spectacular. i once slid on my front across the Wales/England border |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"had a clumsy couple of days this weekend
dropped food down my nice new white top at a friends dinner party
fell over walking to my sisters house (luckily it was dark so no one saw me lol)
fell over outside my front door (unluckily letsbe saw me but he was very good and didn't laugh - that i know of)
fell over on the decking at chams (luckily no one saw me that time as i swore a lot and nearly cried)
nearly fell over in chams by the changing rooms
think i'd best stay on the sofa today lol"
That's more than clumsy....you should come with a hazard warning. |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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I had a first get together with someone recently and while moving in for a snog he kneed me between the legs, he had a shoelace undone and I stood on it later and he almost hit the floor...
It was really hilarious!
In his own words... Not all that smooth.. But so funny.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm extremely clumsy when rushing. So much so, it's a lot safer to just be late. Latest is I pulled the handle off the fridge at work the other day and then when I did retrieve said lunchbox, dropped it and lost my dinner. Made myself even later for an appointment as had to sort the mess and attempt to fix the fridge. I'm also known for attempting to walk into glass doors |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got hit in the nose recently as he went in for a cuddle
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Pretty sure you should question who your snuggle buddy is when they try to disguise punching you in the face as a cuddle.
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