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over a year ago
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Well as you know us guys are full of bollocks, so how would you measure?
1. Knee high full of bollocks
2. Waist high full of bollocks
3. Moobs high full of bollocks
4. Chin high full of bollocks
5. Completely full of bollocks
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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Well as you know us guys are full of bollocks, so how would you measure?
1. Knee high full of bollocks
2. Waist high full of bollocks
3. Moobs high full of bollocks
4. Chin high full of bollocks
5. Completely full of bollocks
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5 is common lol |
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I think you would need an age range ........as they tend to get bigger the older you get , some blokes in their eighties need an Asda "bag for life " just to carry them around so they don't get damaged by dragging them on the floor, bit like breasts and knees .........the damage can be serious...........  |
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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I think you would need an age range ........as they tend to get bigger the older you get , some blokes in their eighties need an Asda "bag for life " just to carry them around so they don't get damaged by dragging them on the floor, bit like breasts and knees .........the damage can be serious........... "
or a wheel barrow lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think you would need an age range ........as they tend to get bigger the older you get , some blokes in their eighties need an Asda "bag for life " just to carry them around so they don't get damaged by dragging them on the floor, bit like breasts and knees .........the damage can be serious...........
or a wheel barrow lol"
Think I need a wheel barrow with extra strong suspension....it's been too long   |
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By *uby0000 OP Woman
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"I think you would need an age range ........as they tend to get bigger the older you get , some blokes in their eighties need an Asda "bag for life " just to carry them around so they don't get damaged by dragging them on the floor, bit like breasts and knees .........the damage can be serious...........
or a wheel barrow lol
Think I need a wheel barrow with extra strong suspension....it's been too long "
is that why old people have shollies? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Excessively big bollocks tend to have something very wrong with them ^^
swelling? "
May be due to infection, blockage of venous drainage, hernia, fluid collections etc. Look at all big bollocks with suspicion! |
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"I'm just not looking forward to the age that when I'm shagging doggy style, that my nut sack is swinging up and hitting her in the chin "
You get use to it |
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By *uby0000 OP Woman
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"Excessively big bollocks tend to have something very wrong with them ^^
swelling?
May be due to infection, blockage of venous drainage, hernia, fluid collections etc. Look at all big bollocks with suspicion!"
actually I was worried about it he reckoned he had no health issues I will admit I couldn't let him see my face as I was grinning |
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By *uby0000 OP Woman
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"I'm just not looking forward to the age that when I'm shagging doggy style, that my nut sack is swinging up and hitting her in the chin
You get use to it "
its ok our tits sagging stops them chinning us lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Interestingly enough, its speculated that testicles may vary in size due to sperm competition in our ancestors, where females may have had more than one sexual partner at a time, and therefore larger testicles supposedly yielding a greater sperm volume would have carried a reproductive benefit by increasing the chances of that male being the one to impregnate her. Its also thought this may be why larger cocks are also considered superior to smaller ones, due to being able to ejaculate deeper inside a woman.
Basically, bigger testicles mean more troops, bigger penis means deploying them closer to the objective  |
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"Excessively big bollocks tend to have something very wrong with them ^^
swelling?
May be due to infection, blockage of venous drainage, hernia, fluid collections etc. Look at all big bollocks with suspicion!"
I usually close my eyes when a pair of bollocks are hitting my chin  |
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