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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Following on from another thread
If you were to get Christmas presents for another forum member, what would you get and for who
I would get Ryan some maps for his swimmers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd get QoT some halo polish (cos she's a proper angel)
Ryan some KFC vouchers (cos he should try something new)
Aphrodite and Licketysplits massive bunches of flowers (cos I like their interesting threads)
Everyone else would get a chunky kitkat. (cos without everyone the forum would be boring, even the grumpy ones cos they make it interesting). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well i love laides in corset that is what i would but as for who Mmmm need to think on that one, do not want to upset anyone. The might think i think they are fat.  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
I would get QOT a new bingo dabber
Steel Heels some mayo for her fish finger.
Lickety Splits some touch screen gloves.
Glowworm some baby oil
Virago some PVC Polish
Minxie a DIY manual
Fmuma a realistic rubber fanny for chickens.
3rd Person a stethoscope for her nurses nurses outfit
Tease and Red a kinky threesome photoshoot with my camera
Moody a kipper
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Lucy I would give my waders
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would get QOT a new bingo dabber
Steel Heels some mayo for her fish finger.
Lickety Splits some touch screen gloves.
Glowworm some baby oil
Virago some PVC Polish
Minxie a DIY manual
Fmuma a realistic rubber fanny for chickens.
3rd Person a stethoscope for her nurses nurses outfit
Tease and Red a kinky threesome photoshoot with my camera
Moody a kipper
View an Encyclopedia of forum outrages (first edition and signed)
Lucy I would give my waders
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A fooking kipper  I will have you know just did the scratch and sniff and there is def no bloody kipper smell and I would rather keep it that way so you can stick your kipper up your arse |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I would get QOT a new bingo dabber
Steel Heels some mayo for her fish finger.
Lickety Splits some touch screen gloves.
Glowworm some baby oil
Virago some PVC Polish
Minxie a DIY manual
Fmuma a realistic rubber fanny for chickens.
3rd Person a stethoscope for her nurses nurses outfit
Tease and Red a kinky threesome photoshoot with my camera
Moody a kipper
View an Encyclopedia of forum outrages (first edition and signed)
Lucy I would give my waders
A fooking kipper I will have you know just did the scratch and sniff and there is def no bloody kipper smell and I would rather keep it that way so you can stick your kipper up your arse "
So ungrateful   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would buy the following
Ryan = deluxe waders and matching wellies
QOT = a crown to match her name
Hottie bottie= a pair of leather hot pants do she can show of her gorgeous bum
Femme fatal = her very own shoe shop
Paville = a night in a dungeon with me!!
Lickety = I would take out to dinner and wine and dine her
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd treat everyone to a tin of sprouts
So that's a kipper and a tin of sprouts so far , hey Christmas dinner is sounding better all the time "
Your house will stink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd treat everyone to a tin of sprouts
So that's a kipper and a tin of sprouts so far , hey Christmas dinner is sounding better all the time
Your house will stink "
It's fine there will only be me in it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would get QOT a new bingo dabber
Steel Heels some mayo for her fish finger.
Lickety Splits some touch screen gloves.
Glowworm some baby oil
Virago some PVC Polish
Minxie a DIY manual
Fmuma a realistic rubber fanny for chickens.
3rd Person a stethoscope for her nurses nurses outfit
Tease and Red a kinky threesome photoshoot with my camera
Moody a kipper
View an Encyclopedia of forum outrages (first edition and signed)
Lucy I would give my waders
A fooking kipper I will have you know just did the scratch and sniff and there is def no bloody kipper smell and I would rather keep it that way so you can stick your kipper up your arse "
Thats a different fetish altogether |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd treat everyone to a tin of sprouts
So that's a kipper and a tin of sprouts so far , hey Christmas dinner is sounding better all the time "
Well go on then as it's you I'll slip you a jar of me homemade mackerel custard
(but don't let on or everyone else will want one too! )  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd treat everyone to a tin of sprouts
So that's a kipper and a tin of sprouts so far , hey Christmas dinner is sounding better all the time
Well go on then as it's you I'll slip you a jar of me homemade mackerel custard
(but don't let on or everyone else will want one too! ) "
I so wish we had a puking smilie right now  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'd get Fruitloop a hands top.
Iconic1 a ticket to a big west end show, because she looks as if she'd have a great time there.
Manrider a gig in a comedy club, as he'd be a hoot on stage.
Serenity some scoobie snacks for her pussy.
CrystalWheels tickets to fetish club in Amsterdam.
My EXTREMELY sexy friend Gemma a good excuse not to do Movember at work.
Steelheels tickets to see the comedian of her choice.
CrazyCrazyKnight an introduction to Craig Cash, as I think they could write some really good comedy together.
BrightonSteve The Times Atlas of History, not that he needs it, he'd enjoy it.
Naughtyous Maximus - some pink fluffy slippers.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id get Ryan an appointment to see the nurse
Cheeky id book a pamper spa date for us and wine n dine her.
Lickety a satnav that tells her where she needs to turn before the turn and not after
Lucy a vagazzle so i could inspect it and Luke could help me.
Rusty some fluffy cuffs
Moo some bum spot cream
And i will keep thinking
Tina would get one of those sweety bikini tops if i can find one big enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to add bubble wrap to my gifts for everyone. We could all jump up and down and pop all the bubbles at the party.
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I do love a bit of bubble wrap large and small ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that I've read the thread, thank you. I've got flowers, dinner, gloves and a SatNav. I just need shoes and a frock and I'm set. "
You need to consult Minxie on shoes, she is an expert lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that I've read the thread, thank you. I've got flowers, dinner, gloves and a SatNav. I just need shoes and a frock and I'm set. "
I'm sending you some tinned sprouts a jar of my homemade mackerel custard n a box of liqueur infused radishes |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Now that I've read the thread, thank you. I've got flowers, dinner, gloves and a SatNav. I just need shoes and a frock and I'm set.
I'm sending you some tinned sprouts a jar of my homemade mackerel custard n a box of liqueur infused radishes "
Thank you so much. Lots of things I like there, just not quite the way they have been corrupted.
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I'd get Blonde Caz a double ended dildo so she could post some photos of her using it to me  "
Already got one, you haven't looked far enough down my friends only pics
I'd buy you a hall pass for a weekend away and a ticket to Arse End  |
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"I'd get Blonde Caz a double ended dildo so she could post some photos of her using it to me
Already got one, you haven't looked far enough down my friends only pics
I'd buy you a hall pass for a weekend away and a ticket to Arse End "
I'll have a long close look just before my shower later |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'd get Blonde Caz a double ended dildo so she could post some photos of her using it to me
Already got one, you haven't looked far enough down my friends only pics
I'd buy you a hall pass for a weekend away and a ticket to Arse End
I'll have a long close look just before my shower later "
You do have a pattern with that shower don't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would get SOTB a new new paddle, her old one must be wearing out. Put a pretty pink ribbon on it too x"
Thank you Jules think I now have 3 paddles and a sparkly foo foo lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would get SOTB a new new paddle, her old one must be wearing out. Put a pretty pink ribbon on it too x
Thank you Jules think I now have 3 paddles and a sparkly foo foo lol "
N a tin of sprouts! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I'd get Blonde Caz a double ended dildo so she could post some photos of her using it to me
Already got one, you haven't looked far enough down my friends only pics
I'd buy you a hall pass for a weekend away and a ticket to Arse End
I'll have a long close look just before my shower later
You do have a pattern with that shower don't you? "
Yeah, he has to chip the pattern off with a chisel when it dries |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would make everyone vodka jellies too!
I got the chilli one last night
Would buy a new gnome to keep Oscar occupied xx"
Oscar's getting a fuck buddy whoop whoop xx |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I would make everyone vodka jellies too!
I got the chilli one last night
Would buy a new gnome to keep Oscar occupied xx
Oscar's getting a fuck buddy whoop whoop xx"
What if it's like the Pandas? It's not a given that they'll fancy each other. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would make everyone vodka jellies too!
I got the chilli one last night
Would buy a new gnome to keep Oscar occupied xx
Oscar's getting a fuck buddy whoop whoop xx
What if it's like the Pandas? It's not a given that they'll fancy each other."
We should get a couple then!
Just incase |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would make everyone vodka jellies too!
I got the chilli one last night
Would buy a new gnome to keep Oscar occupied xx
Oscar's getting a fuck buddy whoop whoop xx
What if it's like the Pandas? It's not a given that they'll fancy each other.
We should get a couple then!
Just incase "
Blasted gnome has his own harem now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me  "
Don't worry - your not the only one
But then i'm too busy dancing around to grease to mind now  |
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"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me
Don't worry - your not the only one
But then i'm too busy dancing around to grease to mind now "
I'd get you a greased pole to dance around/on
I'd get fireblade a Fred Dinbar Steam Engine DVD and some slippers. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me "
Oi! I got everyone a present, bubble wrap and a party. I'm glad I didn't get the popping candy as well you ungrateful sod. |
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"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me
Don't worry - your not the only one
But then i'm too busy dancing around to grease to mind now "
gowd grease my son drove me mad with that blasted film I recon I still no all the words to most of the tracks. mind you it is a giggle watching him die when I remind him of it infront of 1 of his many gfs.......hes now 24 lmfao |
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"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me
Don't worry - your not the only one
But then i'm too busy dancing around to grease to mind now
I'd get you a greased pole to dance around/on
I'd get fireblade a Fred Dinbar Steam Engine DVD and some slippers. "
hey don't be dissing our fred in fact id quite like that after all I am an engineer just wish I had the time for my toys like him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I want to be cliche and predictable
Id like to buy The Fockers some snorkels and swimming lessons "
Haha I can't believe it ... Some win a hamper from lovehoney, oh no not us!
And thanks...
And for you it would be... A certificate in teaching ( swimming and snorkelling ) |
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"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me
Oi! I got everyone a present, bubble wrap and a party. I'm glad I didn't get the popping candy as well you ungrateful sod. "
I'd get you some chocolate covered popping candy Lickety. It's rather lush. |
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"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me
Oi! I got everyone a present, bubble wrap and a party. I'm glad I didn't get the popping candy as well you ungrateful sod. "
ohhh buble rap what more could any1 want. A tad on the perverse side but hey im game if you are |
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"Oh I want to be cliche and predictable
Id like to buy The Fockers some snorkels and swimming lessons
Haha I can't believe it ... Some win a hamper from lovehoney, oh no not us!
And thanks...
And for you it would be... A certificate in teaching ( swimming and snorkelling ) "
I recon it was a fix but dont tel that bl I said so you know what shes like I like my tackle where it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd get Cougar a spanking paddle
Be gentle I don't like pain
It's for you to use on me...I believe you still owe me a good spanking "
Yes I do , I forgot about that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd get Cougar a spanking paddle
Be gentle I don't like pain
It's for you to use on me...I believe you still owe me a good spanking
Yes I do , I forgot about that "
Oooh don't you dare forget...after all the work I put in to earn it ;p
By the way happy Bday for Tues, I'd drop you a nice bday message, but you are ageist and blocking old gits like me lol |
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