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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hmmmmm just had one and despite feeling all wet and sticky ( not in a nice way i may add) im all bloody streaky!!!!!! but phoned them and they said wait 6 hours then have a shower and if its still streaky come back in - flamin do is tomorrow!!!!! bloody muppets

dont they realise im going to be seen naked tomorrow!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh! the joys of a spray tan booth hey? lol...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

looking at my avatar I was advised to get one, think I'll give it a miss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would go back sooner than later or you might end up at your party looking like a zebra.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

colour the white bits with Bovril. Will be great to lick too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had similar experience with my Gastric flu when I did a cartwheel in the Toilet streaks everywhere....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmmmm just had one and despite feeling all wet and sticky ( not in a nice way i may add) im all bloody streaky!!!!!! but phoned them and they said wait 6 hours then have a shower and if its still streaky come back in - flamin do is tomorrow!!!!! bloody muppets

dont they realise im going to be seen naked tomorrow!!!!!! "

maybe they did it on purpose just to get you back so they could have a good perv???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It is starting to tone in now but i have a fake tan here that i can put on if it does turn streaky, then they can give me a credit note for another lol

And as for you Dr Snog - yuk!!!! lol PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is starting to tone in now but i have a fake tan here that i can put on if it does turn streaky, then they can give me a credit note for another lol

And as for you Dr Snog - yuk!!!! lol PMSL"

That reminds me of an episode of friends, where Ross went to a spray salon.

anyone else remember it?.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"It is starting to tone in now but i have a fake tan here that i can put on if it does turn streaky, then they can give me a credit note for another lol

And as for you Dr Snog - yuk!!!! lol PMSL

That reminds me of an episode of friends, where Ross went to a spray salon.

anyone else remember it?. "

Now that was really funny I was just going to mention that episode

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is starting to tone in now but i have a fake tan here that i can put on if it does turn streaky, then they can give me a credit note for another lol

And as for you Dr Snog - yuk!!!! lol PMSL

That reminds me of an episode of friends, where Ross went to a spray salon.

anyone else remember it?. "

Nah...but who can forget the episode he had his teeth whitened??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"It is starting to tone in now but i have a fake tan here that i can put on if it does turn streaky, then they can give me a credit note for another lol

And as for you Dr Snog - yuk!!!! lol PMSL

That reminds me of an episode of friends, where Ross went to a spray salon.

anyone else remember it?.

Nah...but who can forget the episode he had his teeth whitened??"

That was hilarious too

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can't beat my tan.... I have won 35 years straight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"can't beat my tan.... I have won 35 years straight!!! "

Rub some off on me then LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can't beat my tan.... I have won 35 years straight!!!

Rub some off on me then LOL "

.....oh....did you mean his tan??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can't beat my tan.... I have won 35 years straight!!! "

I can...have had mine for nearly 50 hasn't faded yet

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By *ooseLipsWoman  over a year ago

Durham-ish


"colour the white bits with Bovril. Will be great to lick too "

OR Marmite Mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had similar experience with my Gastric flu when I did a cartwheel in the Toilet streaks everywhere.... "

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Eeewwwwwwwwww, glad to hear you are well before coming to mine then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can't beat my tan.... I have won 35 years straight!!! "

.

I have a slight permanent tan too!

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"Had similar experience with my Gastric flu when I did a cartwheel in the Toilet streaks everywhere.... "

Oh christ... I am sorry, but I nearly pissed myself laughing at that!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i had that once. it wasnt too bad once i washed it off in mornin but the bad bits i covered with rimmel instant tan tube, i wasnt too bothered as it was free cause the lassie doin it was training. if its went darker than rest sometimes a baby wipe can tone it down xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i had a spray tan once omg had a bad reaction to it and had to take piriton we had planed to go to a club that night so one piriton and one vodka later turned me into a sex maniac lol standing joke now !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Betty if it does not even out, just go to a swingers' fancy dress party as a zebra

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

ha ha its the devon/cornwall social im going too, and we are all dressed up as pimps and whores lol if mine looks stipey im just gonna go as a skanky whore lol - after a few voddies i wont care anyway and im sure there will be plenty dark spots to hide in lol

x

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Hmmmmm just had one and despite feeling all wet and sticky ( not in a nice way i may add) im all bloody streaky!!!!!! but phoned them and they said wait 6 hours then have a shower and if its still streaky come back in - flamin do is tomorrow!!!!! bloody muppets

dont they realise im going to be seen naked tomorrow!!!!!! "

im sure youll still look great

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my daughter had a spray tan and it went terrible wrong, she looked like she had been tangoed lol

took ages to wash off too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ha ha its the devon/cornwall social im going too, and we are all dressed up as pimps and whores lol if mine looks stipey im just gonna go as a skanky whore lol - after a few voddies i wont care anyway and im sure there will be plenty dark spots to hide in lol

x"

mmmmm a skanky whore. Many years ago I stayed with a mate who lived in New York, Lower West Side. One day as I was leaving his apartment I had to squeeze past two guys and a particularly skanky whore arguing how much they should pay her for a blow job. At the front door, in the middle of the day. They would not pay 50 bucks, she offered it for 30 but no way was she swallowing for that price. And they kept saying you might have AIDS. A slice of life in the Big Apple.

I quite fancied the party tonight but Plymouth is 90 minutes from here and Im knackered, I would have been tempted to go just to meet you in the (striped) flesh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

party is Saturday isn't it? won't be knackered but will have family staying

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