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Your Zombie Fighting Team

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I really didnt want Halloween to end

So for anybody that's still up for sick n twisted shits n giggles;

Pick FIVE real or/and fictional people you'd feel safe with in the event of the zombie apocalypse (and by that, I don't mean a bunch of kids meeting at the mall to text each other from across the table)

Mine would be:

1.) The Punisher (seemingly endless supply of guns, ammo and wit)

2.) Michelle Rodriguez

3.) FPS Russia (Youtube him to see what I mean, "and as always, have nice day!")

4.) Danny Trejo/Machete

5.) Lucy Pinder (recreational purposes)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd see how the ex got on alone first.

psssst don't think there really are any zombies,

who's yer daddy, time of the season and all that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would take any 5 guys from the local they kick ass in any fight so zombies no prob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would take any 5 guys from the local they kick ass in any fight so zombies no prob."

Lol those zombies take out my local and the fried chicken place two blocks down and I'll tear them a new one myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id just need my mam shes scary as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1) wolverine

2) Dr Manhattan

3) Tank Dempsey

4) Kid Chameleon

5) Optimus Prime

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

4 guys awaiting hip replacement surgery,

and a decent bird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1) wolverine

2) Dr Manhattan

3) Tank Dempsey

4) Kid Chameleon

5) Optimus Prime"

Fuuuuck, this guy's serious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Id just need my mam shes scary as fuck"

Hahaha nice

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Roy Croppers mum (Mrs Cropper)

Elmer Fudd

The Hoff

Terry Wogan - nobody fucks with Terry when he's singing the floral song

Sloth Fratelli from the Goonies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ash(evil dead)

commander data

terminator(t1000)

Neo

superman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simon pegg and Nick frost have to be in there.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ronnie fucking Corbett

Chuck Norris

Mr T

The Hulk

My Mam

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Simon pegg and Nick frost have to be in there....."

...you've got red on you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1) wolverine

2) Dr Manhattan

3) Tank Dempsey

4) Kid Chameleon

5) Optimus Prime

Fuuuuck, this guy's serious

Yes i'd like to not only survive the zonbie horde but obliterate it. Also i thought i'd give at least one serious answer to a thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ronnie fucking Corbett

Chuck Norris

Mr T

The Hulk

My Mam"

Hehehehe I actually can't fault this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Simon pegg and Nick frost have to be in there.....

...you've got red on you!"

Cornetto?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1) wolverine

2) Dr Manhattan

3) Tank Dempsey

4) Kid Chameleon

5) Optimus Prime

Fuuuuck, this guy's serious

Yes i'd like to not only survive the zonbie horde but obliterate it. Also i thought i'd give at least one serious answer to a thread"

To be honest, I was just going to leave all the work to the guys and kick back with Michelle and Lucy and talk about a possible love triangle to start a brave new world etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Simon pegg and Nick frost have to be in there.....

...you've got red on you!

Cornetto?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Femme

Danny Trejo

Hannibal Lecter

George Clooney (dusk til Dawn)

My mum (incase I get a scared

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Femme

Danny Trejo

Hannibal Lecter

George Clooney (dusk til Dawn)

My mum (incase I get a scared

) "

I'm sure Hannibal would have cuddled you and sang you a calming song through his face grill lol

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Esther Ransen

Janet Street Porter

Ryland

The Gibb Brothers

I would definitely have more bite than a lot of Zombies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Esther Ransen

Janet Street Porter

Ryland

The Gibb Brothers

I would definitely have more bite than a lot of Zombies.

To be honest, there arent enough Gibbs left for a decent decoy while you escape lol

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Esther Ransen

Janet Street Porter

Ryland

The Gibb Brothers

I would definitely have more bite than a lot of Zombies.

To be honest, there arent enough Gibbs left for a decent decoy while you escape lol"
To be honest your fecking cartoon characters are fictitious at least mine did exist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Esther Ransen

Janet Street Porter

Ryland

The Gibb Brothers

I would definitely have more bite than a lot of Zombies.

To be honest, there arent enough Gibbs left for a decent decoy while you escape lolTo be honest your fecking cartoon characters are fictitious at least mine did exist!

But half of them are dead or about to be LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Michelle Rodriguez

Milla Jovovich

Angelina Jolie

Mila kunis

Megan Fox

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Esther Ransen

Janet Street Porter

Ryland

The Gibb Brothers

I would definitely have more bite than a lot of Zombies.

To be honest, there arent enough Gibbs left for a decent decoy while you escape lolTo be honest your fecking cartoon characters are fictitious at least mine did exist!

But half of them are dead or about to be LOL

"
I'll give you with sunglasses...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Esther Ransen

Janet Street Porter

Ryland

The Gibb Brothers

I would definitely have more bite than a lot of Zombies.

To be honest, there arent enough Gibbs left for a decent decoy while you escape lolTo be honest your fecking cartoon characters are fictitious at least mine did exist!

But half of them are dead or about to be LOL

Zombies are sposed to be dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Esther Ransen

Janet Street Porter

Ryland

The Gibb Brothers

I would definitely have more bite than a lot of Zombies.

To be honest, there arent enough Gibbs left for a decent decoy while you escape lolTo be honest your fecking cartoon characters are fictitious at least mine did exist!

But half of them are dead or about to be LOL

I'll give you with sunglasses...

I would have put you on the list but I remembered you saying you were attached, so out of guilt for your other half, I thought it best not to exclude him. And hey, only the Punisher is fictional, Danny Trejo is Machete, and he's tougher than Chuck Norris lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Zombies are sposed to be dead

Noooo, I mean she wanted the Beegees on her team but aren't half of them underground already? Or two thirds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Michelle Rodriguez

Milla Jovovich

Angelina Jolie

Mila kunis

Megan Fox"

Hahahaha you dawg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1) wolverine

2) Dr Manhattan

3) Tank Dempsey

4) Kid Chameleon

5) Optimus Prime

Fuuuuck, this guy's serious

Yes i'd like to not only survive the zonbie horde but obliterate it. Also i thought i'd give at least one serious answer to a thread

To be honest, I was just going to leave all the work to the guys and kick back with Michelle and Lucy and talk about a possible love triangle to start a brave new world etc"

Ah well in that case, i'll jetison picks 3 and 4 and take Kelly Brooke and yhe Silk Spectre for recreation

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1) wolverine

2) Dr Manhattan

3) Tank Dempsey

4) Kid Chameleon

5) Optimus Prime

Fuuuuck, this guy's serious

Yes i'd like to not only survive the zonbie horde but obliterate it. Also i thought i'd give at least one serious answer to a thread

To be honest, I was just going to leave all the work to the guys and kick back with Michelle and Lucy and talk about a possible love triangle to start a brave new world etc

Ah well in that case, i'll jetison picks 3 and 4 and take Kelly Brooke and yhe Silk Spectre for recreation"

Good work man

Humanity has a chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would have to be

Woody harrelson (obvious reasons)

Machete

Selma Hayek (well she could come in handy)

My granny cause if nothing else could use her as fodder or she could nag them into submission

And last but not least

The terminator as it would matter if he got caught they couldn't eat him anyways!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Malcolm Tucker

John McAleese

John McClane

James Bond's Jaws

Duke Nukem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iron Man-no zombie's getting through that armour!

Wolverine-Mutant healing means he can't get infected.

Human Torch-The eternal flamethrower.

War Machine-See Iron Man.

Nightcrawler-things get hairy, teleport!

Man, I love Marvel!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't wanna show my age but 'fuck' - all we ever had was an apple on a string & damn near drowning in a basin of water, trying to bite another apple and........ and...........okay, maybe that was 5 days later but ..............same shortv shit?.........n stuff??????? "Ö"

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

I'm changing my mind.

Three guys in need of hip replacement surgery,a decent bird,plus somebody to make dinner,(only apply if you've got a limp).

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Otto Skorzeny, as he was a proper hardcase.

Ray Winstone, because he's the Daddy. Obviously.

Ser Gregor Clegane, the Mountain that rides.

Thufir Hawat, Mentat from Dune to plan strategy.

And obviously Milena Velba to keep me company whilst the chaps have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg, I was seriously d*unk (okay, obviously ) when I posted here about 5 hours ago - but reading the thread now .......... fuck, I badly need a drink!!!