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Before sex, do you have a sneaky rub of your genitallia and sniff your fingers just to check?....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You should keep a canary in your pants. If it dies, it's not safe to go in there.
You still got the kipper in yours?
Yep bloody things defrosted though. "
Will be kipping ooot a reet pong |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"You should keep a canary in your pants. If it dies, it's not safe to go in there.
You still got the kipper in yours?
Yep bloody things defrosted though.
Will be kipping ooot a reet pong "
It's your turn to look after it next  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You should keep a canary in your pants. If it dies, it's not safe to go in there.
You still got the kipper in yours?
Yep bloody things defrosted though.
Will be kipping ooot a reet pong
It's your turn to look after it next "
I best get me vix stick then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sniff? I have a lick 
Are you a contortionist?
my finger after I've had a rub numpty
bloody hell if I could lick my own bits id never get out of bed  "
ha ha ha that really made me laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sniff? I have a lick
Are you a contortionist?
my finger after I've had a rub numpty
bloody hell if I could lick my own bits id never get out of bed "
lmao, should have run with being uber flexible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sniff? I have a lick
Are you a contortionist?
my finger after I've had a rub numpty
bloody hell if I could lick my own bits id never get out of bed
lmao, should have run with being uber flexible"
I haven't seen my muff for about 5 years no ones going to buy I can lick it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sniff? I have a lick
Are you a contortionist?
my finger after I've had a rub numpty
bloody hell if I could lick my own bits id never get out of bed
lmao, should have run with being uber flexible
I haven't seen my muff for about 5 years no ones going to buy I can lick it "
was worth a try |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems! "
Except for the ones out there with smelly chuffs... get the toilet duck in there! |
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"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!
Except for the ones out there with smelly chuffs... get the toilet duck in there! "
it will take more than a spray of Febreze or a squirt of Twinkle-Twat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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after a hard day, mucking the pigs out, shovelling manure and dipping the sheep, I smell, but hey its a man smell, and im proud of it, if any guys have a problem, that's what gas masks are for! |
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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago
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"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!
Except for the ones out there with smelly chuffs... get the toilet duck in there!
it will take more than a spray of Febreze or a squirt of Twinkle-Twat "
I was just wondering where 'Twinkle-Twat' could be purchased, lmao x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why stop at genitals..I stick my finger up my arse...of course, have others sample the taste
(shhh I never tell them OBVIOUSLY!)
Oooohh - nasty!!! "
well they go "MMMmmm mmm MMMM!" so it cant be that nasty |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems! "
I have a friend yes it was a friend not me who said to me my bits really really smell and I don't know why because I put shower gel up there to clean it. Once I had stopped laughing I explained why that wasn't a good idea and sent her off to buy some balance activ. Couple days later and all was good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!
I have a friend yes it was a friend not me who said to me my bits really really smell and I don't know why because I put shower gel up there to clean it. Once I had stopped laughing I explained why that wasn't a good idea and sent her off to buy some balance activ. Couple days later and all was good. "
I always use a fem wash on my bits as i know scented soaps or shower gels can cause lady problems.
And shower gel up there ha ha how dirty did she think she was. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!
I have a friend yes it was a friend not me who said to me my bits really really smell and I don't know why because I put shower gel up there to clean it. Once I had stopped laughing I explained why that wasn't a good idea and sent her off to buy some balance activ. Couple days later and all was good. "
Foaming at the bung hole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!
I have a friend yes it was a friend not me who said to me my bits really really smell and I don't know why because I put shower gel up there to clean it. Once I had stopped laughing I explained why that wasn't a good idea and sent her off to buy some balance activ. Couple days later and all was good.
I always use a fem wash on my bits as i know scented soaps or shower gels can cause lady problems.
And shower gel up there ha ha how dirty did she think she was."
The more it smelt the more she used |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!
I have a friend yes it was a friend not me who said to me my bits really really smell and I don't know why because I put shower gel up there to clean it. Once I had stopped laughing I explained why that wasn't a good idea and sent her off to buy some balance activ. Couple days later and all was good.
Foaming at the bung hole "
Such a way with words Ryan lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!
Except for the ones out there with smelly chuffs... get the toilet duck in there!
it will take more than a spray of Febreze or a squirt of Twinkle-Twat
I was just wondering where 'Twinkle-Twat' could be purchased, lmao x "
I would also be interested in this |
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