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over a year ago
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"Being wined and dined....where would you take me?? "
ocker hill chippy for fish n chips mushy peas pickled onions and a pickled egg
sit on castle hill in dudley watching the sunset through the smog
who says i don't know how to show a bird a good time
ps don't forget to bring a flask of tea and some bread and butter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isn't that just typical? I ask for a little body warmth (which costs nowt) as I am stuck in a freezing cold house and get inundated with all kinds of technical solutions instead, and somebody who wants getting wined and dined (which costs heaps of money) can take her pick. Itsnotfair! ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red Pepper.
yellow pepper say them really fast
no hold on its red lorry yellow lorry Git! "
as a woman of the opposite sex what do you think of my offer to cheeky earlier in the post |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Isn't that just typical? I ask for a little body warmth (which costs nowt) as I am stuck in a freezing cold house and get inundated with all kinds of technical solutions instead, and somebody who wants getting wined and dined (which costs heaps of money) can take her pick. Itsnotfair! "
It don't have to a bag of chips by the seaside and I'm any bodies ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for "
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x |
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"Isn't that just typical? I ask for a little body warmth (which costs nowt) as I am stuck in a freezing cold house and get inundated with all kinds of technical solutions instead, and somebody who wants getting wined and dined (which costs heaps of money) can take her pick. Itsnotfair! "
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x"
OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub |
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"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x"
ay crappy pub, farm food and a licenced chipped on the same street corner, I can see now why I moved here ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x
OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub "
kwik save? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x
ay crappy pub, farm food and a licenced chipped on the same street corner, I can see now why I moved here "
what more one want or need lol x |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x
OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub
kwik save? "
Lol not quite ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
No way what you doing tomorrow night?? Lol "
buying you a chippy, don't have any lunch its unlimited chips lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x
OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub
kwik save?
Lol not quite "
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
No way what you doing tomorrow night?? Lol
buying you a chippy, don't have any lunch its unlimited chips lol"
No way...what a treat ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
No way what you doing tomorrow night?? Lol
buying you a chippy, don't have any lunch its unlimited chips lol"
feck me she has played the joker ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x
OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub
kwik save?
Lol not quite
ah you was a arse wiper? "
Them flats at the back if the pub...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x
OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub
kwik save?
Lol not quite
ah you was a arse wiper? "
dribble catcher lol x |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x
OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub
kwik save?
Lol not quite
ah you was a arse wiper?
dribble catcher lol x"
Lol you can take be for a bag of chips by the seaside ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Red Pepper.
yellow pepper say them really fast
no hold on its red lorry yellow lorry Git!
as a woman of the opposite sex what do you think of my offer to cheeky earlier in the post " Fucking Ace.....I am impressed. ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Red Pepper.
yellow pepper say them really fast
no hold on its red lorry yellow lorry Git!
as a woman of the opposite sex what do you think of my offer to cheeky earlier in the post Fucking Ace.....I am impressed. "
told you i was good its the pickled egg
it gets them moist lol x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??
The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for
is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x
OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub
kwik save?
Lol not quite
ah you was a arse wiper?
dribble catcher lol x
Lol you can take be for a bag of chips by the seaside "
oh i do like to be beside the seaside |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would take you to Riddle & Finns champagne and oyster bar in Brighton followed by shopping in The Lanes and ending with a walk along the seafront. Bring a cardi, it gets a bit blowy ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would take you to Riddle & Finns champagne and oyster bar in Brighton followed by shopping in The Lanes and ending with a walk along the seafront. Bring a cardi, it gets a bit blowy "
it sounds good but were is the pickled egg lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I fancy.......... I'll kidnap you - but you'll wake up on an Orient express with a bottle of Moet slowly coming in to focus in front of you....... "
see I never get offers like that ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I fancy.......... I'll kidnap you - but you'll wake up on an Orient express with a bottle of Moet slowly coming in to focus in front of you....... "
were is Fecking poirot ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isn't that just typical? I ask for a little body warmth (which costs nowt) as I am stuck in a freezing cold house and get inundated with all kinds of technical solutions instead, and somebody who wants getting wined and dined (which costs heaps of money) can take her pick. Itsnotfair!
No comment "
And rightly so. You can't redeem yourself. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I fancy.......... I'll kidnap you - but you'll wake up on an Orient express with a bottle of Moet slowly coming in to focus in front of you.......
see I never get offers like that "
Toe jam! ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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"Isn't that just typical? I ask for a little body warmth (which costs nowt) as I am stuck in a freezing cold house and get inundated with all kinds of technical solutions instead, and somebody who wants getting wined and dined (which costs heaps of money) can take her pick. Itsnotfair!
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And rightly so. You can't redeem yourself. "
Was going to send you a nice PM to comfort you, but we are blocked from messaging you ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isn't that just typical? I ask for a little body warmth (which costs nowt) as I am stuck in a freezing cold house and get inundated with all kinds of technical solutions instead, and somebody who wants getting wined and dined (which costs heaps of money) can take her pick. Itsnotfair!
No comment
And rightly so. You can't redeem yourself.
Was going to send you a nice PM to comfort you, but we are blocked from messaging you "
Aww - that's really sweet ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Discovered a great South/latin American restaurant last week in Islington! Great quality and reasonably priced!
Shame you're in Brum Brum Land! "
Garuffo? One of my favourites.
Get yourself to Mockingbird in Dalston. Really great, fresh Portuguese Tapas and cocktails. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will drink my lambrini alone then ya selfish mare,was being romantic n all.
Good thinking, and I'm gonna roll my bogof up and blow raspberry's at her "
Fancy a shag n some lambrini Ryan? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I will drink my lambrini alone then ya selfish mare,was being romantic n all.
Good thinking, and I'm gonna roll my bogof up and blow raspberry's at her
Fancy a shag n some lambrini Ryan?"
We can have two with my voucher |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will drink my lambrini alone then ya selfish mare,was being romantic n all.
Good thinking, and I'm gonna roll my bogof up and blow raspberry's at her
Fancy a shag n some lambrini Ryan?
We can have two with my voucher"
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