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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"To see how many stones you can get into the shopping trolly in the bottom...
6 is my top score...  "
Is THAT where my shopping trolly went???
God damn.
It can take more than 6 stones you know- i tested it |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I can never pass still water without stripping off and skinny dipping in it....all the time dodging stones that some fecker' insists on skimming across the water....."
Yea - you loved it when that skimmer caught you a cropper on your arse!! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I can never pass still water without stripping off and skinny dipping in it....all the time dodging stones that some fecker' insists on skimming across the water.....
Yea - you loved it when that skimmer caught you a cropper on your arse!!"
Well my arse is still peachy so no damage done but i love all the fun of the fair you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
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Oooo Love a 99 yum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
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Hahahaha can see you floating on a boat on still water with your flake and Snoggy chucking a stone at you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can never pass still water without stripping off and skinny dipping in it....all the time dodging stones that some fecker' insists on skimming across the water....."
Must be a nightmare walking past the toilet every day and resisting the urge ! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum! "
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Hahahaha can see you floating on a boat on still water with your flake and Snoggy chucking a stone at you"
Ahh we would have a canoe on said boating pond with a pirate flag and flakes a plenty from a day full of plunder! Oooarrr maties!  |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I can never pass still water without stripping off and skinny dipping in it....all the time dodging stones that some fecker' insists on skimming across the water.....
Must be a nightmare walking past the toilet every day and resisting the urge !"
I never resisit the urge
As for toilets - i dont tend to have that many that i have to pass on a regular basis - unless i go out my way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead "
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ? "
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys."
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums... |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys.
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums... "
What i thought it was your night to look after her!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys.
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums...
What i thought it was your night to look after her! "
Well I could do with a hand getting the coal in so prop her up by the outside Karzy and I will pop out in an hour or so...  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys.
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums...
What i thought it was your night to look after her!
Well I could do with a hand getting the coal in so prop her up by the outside Karzy and I will pop out in an hour or so... "
Its -2 outside! Don't you think she might get frozen to the karzy seat if i leave her there an hour?
Anyway she could help with the coal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys.
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums...
What i thought it was your night to look after her!
Well I could do with a hand getting the coal in so prop her up by the outside Karzy and I will pop out in an hour or so...
Its -2 outside! Don't you think she might get frozen to the karzy seat if i leave her there an hour?
Anyway she could help with the coal."
Well shovelling coal should keep her warm good idea...Least I wont have to feed her...Any change left in her purse or did you stick it all in the Bandit??? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys.
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums...
What i thought it was your night to look after her!
Well I could do with a hand getting the coal in so prop her up by the outside Karzy and I will pop out in an hour or so...
Its -2 outside! Don't you think she might get frozen to the karzy seat if i leave her there an hour?
Anyway she could help with the coal.
Well shovelling coal should keep her warm good idea...Least I wont have to feed her...Any change left in her purse or did you stick it all in the Bandit??? "
You know what mother is like on the bandit! Half of it went in the machine and the other half in aunt Ada’s cleavage when mother lost her glasses. Auntie E was jingling something chronic in her clouts. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"If you rescue my trolly from the bottom of that water - you can lend it to transport ya mum that way.
Even pad it out a bit for her tho - cos other wise she gonna get pretty bruised!!!"
Cool as she struggles with 2 bags of nutty slag on her back when its cold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you rescue my trolly from the bottom of that water - you can lend it to transport ya mum that way.
Even pad it out a bit for her tho - cos other wise she gonna get pretty bruised!!!
Cool as she struggles with 2 bags of nutty slag on her back when its cold "
Perfect!!  |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you rescue my trolly from the bottom of that water - you can lend it to transport ya mum that way.
Even pad it out a bit for her tho - cos other wise she gonna get pretty bruised!!!
Cool as she struggles with 2 bags of nutty slag on her back when its cold
Perfect!! "
I do want it back after tho - even with its didgy wheel |
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Well you can creep up behind the skimmer and go.........BOOOOOOOO 