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Was on a course in Manchester once, went out with colleagues on the course, got pissed, went to another pub, got even more pissed. Then decided to go back to my hotel but forgot I'd gone to the second pub, so I took directions as if I was still in the first pub! Ended up in Picadilly, completely lost and had to pay a prostitute £5 to take me back to my hotel. She offered my a blowjob for £10 or sex for £15 but I stuck to the help back to the hotel!  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Was on a course in Manchester once, went out with colleagues on the course, got pissed, went to another pub, got even more pissed. Then decided to go back to my hotel but forgot I'd gone to the second pub, so I took directions as if I was still in the first pub! Ended up in Picadilly, completely lost and had to pay a prostitute £5 to take me back to my hotel. She offered my a blowjob for £10 or sex for £15 but I stuck to the help back to the hotel! "
Most people get a taxi. Not for a blowjob though.
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Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one  |
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Omg - I was in a supermarket yesterday & I happily wandered off with someone else's trolley - until I got the tap on the shoulder & "would you like to pay for them too?"
Ssssoooooooo embarrassing  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one "
So, did s/he? Did you have to aim into a glass or was s/he drinking from the fountain?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Omg - I was in a supermarket yesterday & I happily wandered off with someone else's trolley - until I got the tap on the shoulder & "would you like to pay for them too?"
Ssssoooooooo embarrassing "
Did they have better stuff in their trolley? |
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"Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one
So, did s/he? Did you have to aim into a glass or was s/he drinking from the fountain?
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Was a she and from the fountain  |
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"Omg - I was in a supermarket yesterday & I happily wandered off with someone else's trolley - until I got the tap on the shoulder & "would you like to pay for them too?"
Ssssoooooooo embarrassing
Did they have better stuff in their trolley?"
Actually, no!! If she had any sense she'd have hijacked mine!  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Omg - I was in a supermarket yesterday & I happily wandered off with someone else's trolley - until I got the tap on the shoulder & "would you like to pay for them too?"
Ssssoooooooo embarrassing
Did they have better stuff in their trolley?
Actually, no!! If she had any sense she'd have hijacked mine! "
What were you thinking about? Green lipped mussels and how they would be lovely with a gratin topping?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one
So, did s/he? Did you have to aim into a glass or was s/he drinking from the fountain?
Was a she and from the fountain "
Did you enjoy it? |
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"Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one
So, did s/he? Did you have to aim into a glass or was s/he drinking from the fountain?
Was a she and from the fountain
Did you enjoy it?"
No it was awkard n i couldnt stop laughing....you know what im like my mouth runs off with me n i had to make jokes.
It was the same ones who wanted to shove cherry tomatoes up my bum  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one
So, did s/he? Did you have to aim into a glass or was s/he drinking from the fountain?
Was a she and from the fountain
Did you enjoy it?
No it was awkard n i couldnt stop laughing....you know what im like my mouth runs off with me n i had to make jokes.
It was the same ones who wanted to shove cherry tomatoes up my bum "
Food and drink. I still smile when I remember the cherry tomato story. |
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"Omg - I was in a supermarket yesterday & I happily wandered off with someone else's trolley - until I got the tap on the shoulder & "would you like to pay for them too?"
Ssssoooooooo embarrassing
Did they have better stuff in their trolley?
Actually, no!! If she had any sense she'd have hijacked mine!
What were you thinking about? Green lipped mussels and how they would be lovely with a gratin topping?
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No, because I got food poisoning from one of those huge green monsters at Whangapoa on the Coromandel peninsula & couldn't walk within 10 yards of them cooking for a decade!
.........maybe I was dreaming of sex on the beach (pink lipped)  |
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Was parked up in a very quiet secluded spot with a meet, I was leaning over head in his lap (yeah you all know what I was doing) happily enjoying myself as was he, after a while sat up to see a cyclist parked next to my window happily watching away, so embarrassed he just looked at me and said oh sorry carry on don't mind me just resting my legs I was mortified especially when he winked and said good job btw love, no idea how long he was watching for, meet was laughing saying I think he wanted a go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The same as Pussykatpurr above but the glass had steamed up (as it does) & there was a knock on the drivers window & the guy was pointing down.......... the tide was coming in - ouchy!! |
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"My life seems to have been full of scrapes and near misses..pick an era lol
Give us your top three."
Ok most recent first
Today my Ladies son came home an hour early..ten minutes previous she had been doing what she does best 
Couple of months ago i was working away, got chatting to a Barmaid, her fella caught us in the Cellar after hours n chinned me
My first Mrs Robinson when i was 14 her husband came home unexpected and i spent two hours hiding in her back garden |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"My life seems to have been full of scrapes and near misses..pick an era lol
Give us your top three.
Ok most recent first
Today my Ladies son came home an hour early..ten minutes previous she had been doing what she does best
Couple of months ago i was working away, got chatting to a Barmaid, her fella caught us in the Cellar after hours n chinned me
My first Mrs Robinson when i was 14 her husband came home unexpected and i spent two hours hiding in her back garden"
Chatting in the cellar has got to be a new euphemism. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Come on lickety, your turn!
*has popcorn at the ready  "
It was a hot summer morning and I was wearing drawstring linen trousers. I got to the office and my first appointment was early and no one else had arrived for work. I was juggling bags and keys to unlock the office and as I stretched up to reach the top lock my trousers fell by my ankles. |
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"Come on lickety, your turn!
*has popcorn at the ready
It was a hot summer morning and I was wearing drawstring linen trousers. I got to the office and my first appointment was early and no one else had arrived for work. I was juggling bags and keys to unlock the office and as I stretched up to reach the top lock my trousers fell by my ankles. "
Awwwwwe - did anyone try to pick your errrrrrrrm lock?
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"Come on lickety, your turn!
*has popcorn at the ready
It was a hot summer morning and I was wearing drawstring linen trousers. I got to the office and my first appointment was early and no one else had arrived for work. I was juggling bags and keys to unlock the office and as I stretched up to reach the top lock my trousers fell by my ankles.
Awwwwwe - did anyone try to pick your errrrrrrrm lock?
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.....or slide the bolt? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Come on lickety, your turn!
*has popcorn at the ready
It was a hot summer morning and I was wearing drawstring linen trousers. I got to the office and my first appointment was early and no one else had arrived for work. I was juggling bags and keys to unlock the office and as I stretched up to reach the top lock my trousers fell by my ankles.
Awwwwwe - did anyone try to pick your errrrrrrrm lock?
.....or slide the bolt? "
No, that was in my serious CEO phase. No one even winked at me back then. |
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